Harry Potter

I AM SO SORRY FOR THE WAIT! BUT I HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS! I FINALLY HAVE INTERNET! YEAH, YOUR THINKING WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT THIS FOR YOU, BUT ME HAVING INTERNET AT home pagina MEANS I NO LONGER HAVE TO GO TO THE LIBRARY, AND INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR IT TO OPEN, I CAN JUST POST THE NEW CHAPTER AS SOON AS ITS READY! ISN'T THAT GREAT!HOORAY!! ON WITH THE CHAPTER!

Chapter 12: I Love the Smell of Rumors on Halloween Morning!

On Halloween morning I woke up to the smell of baking pompoen all over the place.Sweet, they're preparing pompoen pie,my favoriete kind. Even better, Flitwick announced in Charms that we were...

Chapter 8: Fluffy The Frightening Fluffball

After flying lessons I was able to find Harry.I ran up to him and hugged him so hard I almost knocked him down.
"What's this for?" he asked. I let go.
"I thought u were gonna be expelled!" I said. Then I punched him on the shoulder
"Ow!What was that for?"he asked
"That's for making me THINK u were gonna be expelled!"I zei "Please don't do anything like that again. And if you're not being expelled, then why did McGonagall need you?" I asked
"I promise I wont do anything to get me expelled and she wanted me to kom bij the Quidditch team.
"Quidditch?Oh,...

1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. u know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the auteur J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s favoriete beast from the series is the...

Now first of all let me state that I’m a true harmony fan and I hate any other shippings of girls with Harry. Because I am firm believer that harry is for hermione and no one else can come between them!
Now getting on to the point, before I read HBP I never bothererd to even give a seconde thought for Ginny weasley. Who was she any ways? I never bothered for her at all. So I dindt in any way notice her. But the thing started in HBP and I grew so sick of her!

Now lets see how ginny weasley came into the story!
Until the Chamber of secrets, ginny was just like any other muggle mentioned in the...

I don't consider the Harry Potter Wiki as reliable. Because according to its canon policy: if Rowling hasn't specifically denied something about a film in the boeken of in other words, whatever the films say is to be first and foremost promoted in the artikels as a canon fact instead of the books' facts.

In my logic it should be the other way around. That the books' canon should be promoted first and foremost - exactly becasuse the boeken are the tier 1 canon and the films only the tier 2 of 3 even - and because we can not be sure what about the films are from Rowling's hints and what are just...

"Mother! Let's go! We need to go to Diagon Ally!", Draco rushed his mom. "Alright! Alright! Don't rush! There will be plenty of things left to buy", Narcissa snapped at her son. They soon headed off for Diagon Ally.Draco read the letter.

Dear My.Malfoy
We are pleased to inform u that u have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and
Wizardry. Please find enclosed a lijst of all
necessary boeken and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl door no later than July 31.
Yours Sincerely,
Minerva McMGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft And Wizardry
_____________________________________________...

He’s back.

And Naperville was there to welcome him.

More than a thousand fans of the world’s favoriete wizard gathered at Naperville’s AMC Showplace Theatre for the midnight premiere of “link” It is the first installment of a two-part film, based on the final book in the J.K. Rowling series.

Many in attendance had pre-purchased their tickets weeks geleden and started arriving at the south Naperville cinema as early as 6 p.m. Thursday. An uur before the scheduled release, fans were seated in eight of the 16 theaters, and additional showings were scheduled for 3:15 a.m. Friday.

While striped...

The seventh (and penultimate) film is zei to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they zoek for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

C H A P T E R O N E

MIDNIGHT BREAK IN

It was a beautiful, bright, sunny morning, and everyone was outside, having the time of their lives, for school was near. All except one boy on liguster Drive.

Harry Potter sat on his bed, locked in his room, waiting for his owl, Hedwig, to return. She had gone to deliver letters to Harry's vrienden four nights geleden and still hasn't returned.

The Dursleys had gone to a summer party. They were probably having a great time, while Harry was in his room. The party was supposed to last until midnight. Harry started to feel sleepy, then the room went black.

Harry...

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's hart-, hart if u get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and toon yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man door man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

I do not own Harry Potter, of A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

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CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame of a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Genre: Angst
Rating: PG-13 (Just to be safe.)
Author: WolfAngel'JR (in FanFiction.Net -bendaimmortal here.)
Characters: Barty Crouch Jr., Barty Crouch Sr. & Mrs. (Caroline) Crouch.

Summary: The Crouch family, the dag they save the son from Azkaban. Begins with a look into Junior’s feelings throughout his jaar in there but focuses on the dag they save him. As always, in my very different interpretation. This is a one-shot.

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A/N I know most people see them in a completely different light but no flaming, please because this view does make all the sense in the world and it is actually...

10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a meer capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; u can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8) “Confiscate” her...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter boeken and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from u (Example: When in a car of an elevator). If u don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favoriete song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with...

1. Tell her Ron proposed to Lavender in Madam Puddifoot's.

2. Tell her McGonagall zei that her globaal, algemene OWL results would have been a T, but they decided that would have been an insult to trolls.

3. Frequently inquire as to why she is wasting time knitting all those woolly bladders and leaving them lying around the common room.

4. When u ask why she's angry with Pansy Parkinson, and she tells u it's because Pansy just compared her to a chipmunk, act confused and say: "But why are u so upset? I thought u valued honesty in others?"

5. Whenever something in Hogwarts isn't working properly,...

I have loved harry potter sinse i first saw the movie. I read all the boeken 14 times each. there so good. My favourite character is Lucious. he is so cool. i also like voldemort,hes cool. Its the best. I went to c the new movie and its soooooo good. I love harry potter.it is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...