China: AW! ARE u COMING ONTO ME!?
Russia: NO! I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!
Japan: EXCUSE ME CHINA! BUT TERR ME WHAT u JUST
SAID!!!!
China: SHUT UP ARU!!! DON'T u DARE TRY TO GET
LOUD WIT MEH!!! *snaps fingers in Z shape*
Japan: OH NO u DIDN'T!!! *puts hands on his waist*
China: OH YES I DID!!! WHAT U WANT SOMMA THIS!?
Japan: AW!!! JUST TALK TO THE HAND!!! *shoves hand
in China's face*
China: OH NO u DIDN'T JUST GIVE ME THE HAND!!!
Japan: *walks over to England*
England: HELLO JAPAN! WANT A CUPCAKE?
Japan: *eats cupcake* SO HE WAS LIKE *shakes head*
U WANT SOMMA THIS? AND I WAS ALL LIKE *puts his
hands on his waist and shakes head* OH NO u DIDN'T!!!
England:...WHY ARE u TALKING TO ME!?
Japan: I DON'T KNOW!!!
England: *stands up and walks into some random
cave behind him* AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*runs out screaming*
France: OHHO BRITAN! *rus out cave screaming*
Netherlands: *comes out of nowhere*
Italy: uhh...hello....YOU
Netherlands: IT'S OKAY!!! u DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO KNOW ME!
Romano: OH...I THOUGHT u LOOKED FAMILAR!
Spain: HEY! WANT TO HEAR OUR SONG? WE CHANGED THE NAMES!
Netherlands: SURE!
Italy: A IS FOR AMERICA WHO DROWNED IN A POOL!!!
Romano: B IS FOR BRITAN WHO WAS EATEN door GHOULS!!!
Spain: C IS FOR CANADA DISEASE OF THE BRAIN!!!
Italy: D IS FOR DENMARK DERAILED ON A TRAIN!!!
Romano: E IS FOR ESTONIA WHO WAS BURIED ALIVE!!!
Spain: F IS FOR FINLAND WHO WAS STABBED THROUGH THE EYE!!!
Italy: G IS FOR GREECE WHO DIED IN THE WOMB!!!
Romano: H IS FOR HONG KONG WHO WAS SEALED IN A TOMB!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: ONE door ONE WE BITE THE
DUST!!! KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST!!! GIVE
UP THE GHOST WHEN u NUMBER'S UP WE ALL FALL
DOWN!!! ASHES TO ASHES!!! BONES TO PASTE!!! YOU'LL
WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE!!! ETERINTY IN A
WOODEN CASE!!! WE ALL FALL DOWN!!!
Netherlands: THAT WAS...JUST...DISTURBING!!!
Italy: I IS FOR ICELAND WHO LOST HIS FRONT BRAKES!
Romano: J IS FOR JAPAN WHO WAS BITTEN door SNAKES!!!
Spain: K IS FOR KOREA WHO WAS SHOT IN THE HEAD!!!
Italy: L IS FOR LITHUANIA WHO BLED AND BLED!!!
Romano: M IS FOR MEXICO WHO WAS BURNED TO A CRISP!
Spain: N IS FOR NORWAY WHO WAS PUMMLED door FISTS!!!
Italy: O IS FOR OMAN WHO LIVED LIFE TO FAST!!!
Romano: P IS FOR POLAND WHO SWALLOWED SOME GLASS!!
The countries that Italy, Romano, and Spain
mentioned: STOP!!! THAT SONG SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF US!!!
Korea: THE PART WITH ME REALLY SCARED ME!!!
Japan: YES!!! AND THE PART WITH ME WAS TERRIFIEYING!!!
Norway: INDEED!!! THAT IS JUST WRONG!!!
France: ALL RIGHT LADS!!! ALL TOGHETER NOW!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: ONE door ONE WE BITE THE
DUST!!! KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST!!! GIVE
UP THE GHOST WHEN YOUR NUMBER'S UP!!! WE ALL FALL
DOWN!!! ASHES TO ASHES!!! BONES TO PASTE!!! YOU'LL
WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE!!! ETERNITY IN A
WOODEN CASE!!! WE ALL FALL DOWN!!!
Italy: Q IS FOR QATAR WHO TOOK THE WRONG TRAIL!!!
Romano: R IS FOR RUSSIA WHO ROTTED IN JAIL!!!!
Spain: S IS FOR SWEDEN WHO WAS SHOT WITH A BOW!!!
Italy: T IS FOR TURKEY WHO FROZE IN THE SNOW!!!
Romano: U IS FOR UGANDA WHO WAS TRAMPLED door HOOVES!!!
Spain: V IS FOR VIETNAM WHO FELL OFF A ROOF!!!
Italy: W IS FOR WESTERN SAMOA WHO WAS HIT door A CAR!!!
Romano: X IS FOR XAVIER WHO SUNK IN THE TAR!!!
Spain: Y IS FOR YEMEN WHO FELL FROM A PLANE!!!
Italy: Z IS FOR ZAMBIA WHO SIMPLY WENT...INSANE!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: *crazy evil laugh*
The countries they had mentioned: THAT IS JUST ONE
TWISTED, CRUPPT SONG!!!
America: morin' *walks past Russia with fake moustche on*
Russia: good dag to u sir *lifts head up* HEY
WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT THE HELL!?
America: *starts to run* AH AH AH
Russia: *hits America with his pipe*
America: *falls down and rolls around before he
slams into a wall*
Russia: *walks up to America*
America: ah...ah...oh
Russia: *hits America in the head with his pipe*
GETTING REAL TIRED OF u DUCKING ME MAN! YEA!?
America: OH MAI GAWD!!!
Russia: YEA!!! *starts to beat the crap out of
America* GETTING REALLY TIRED!!! *breaks glass
with America's face* WHERE'S MY MONEY!!! WHERE'S
MY MONEY!? *hits America with his pipe again then
grabs him and lifts him up* YEAH u GOT MONEY TO
PAY FOR FAKE MOUSTACHES HUH? YEA! HOW-HOW MUCH
DID u PAY FOR THAT FAKE MOUSHTACHE?
America: $2.99
Russia: *grabs America's gun and shoots America in
the knee*
America: AAAAAAHHH!!! OH!!! AWW!!! AWW!!! LISTEN!! u JUST GOTTA GIMMIE meer TI-
Russia: *shoots America in his other knee*
America: AAAAHHHH!!!!
Russia: DON'T MAKE A FOOL OUTTA ME MAN!!! DON'T
MAKE A FOOL OUTTA ME!!! I WANT MY MONEY!!!
*hits America in the belly with his pipe*
America: *coughs*
Russia: I WANT MY MONEY MAN!!!
America: RUSSIA!!! LISTEN THIS IS CRAZY!!! u
GOTTA... OH MY GOD!!!
Russia: *burns America with flamethrower*
America: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs around
in panic* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *rolls
on ground* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Russia: *stops flamethrower*
America: alright let's go to the bank...
Italy: ALL RIGHT u GUYS I GOT EIGHT CRATES OF
IPECAC FROM MORT. ALL ON MY TAB. NOW WHO EVER CAN
GO THE LONGEST WITHOUT PUKING GETS THE LAST PEICE
OF PIE IN THE FRIDGE.
Italy, China, Russia, and America: *drinks ipecac*
Italy: OK HERE WE GO...HOW'S EVERY BODY DOIN'?
America: GOOD. GOOD SO FAR.
Italy: ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.
Russia: NOTHIN YET.
Italy: COOL. COOL. YA KNOW. I DON'T KNOW IF ANY OF
u GUYS HAD THAT PIE ALREADY...BUT THAT IS UH...
THAT IS SOME TASTY STUFF THAT'S FROM THE UH BAKE
SALE THAT HUNGRAY *pukes*
Russia: OOOHH! ONE DOWN! I KNOW SOMEBODY WHO
WON'T BE HAVING ANY- *pukes*
China: I'M STARTIN TO FEEL FUNNY...
America: WELL I FEEL FINE I GUESS I'M GONNA- *pukes*
China: *jumps up* OH BOY!!! THAT MEANS I WIN!!!!
I GET TO EAT- *pukes*
Russia: *pukes again* OH...OH GOD!!! WHY DIDN'T
ANYBODY TELL ME WH- *pukes*
Italy: OH MY GOD!!! MY INSIDES ARE ON FI- *pukes*
Russia: NO-NO PLEASE!!! NO MORE! NO MO- *pukes*
China: DAD...I'M SCARED...*pukes*
America: GET THE PHONE!!! CALL 91- *pukes*
Italy: HUNGRAY! HUNGRAY! HUNGRAY! GET IN HERE- *pukes*
America: OKAY...OKAY...I THINK IT'S ALL GONE...I
THINK- *pukes*
Russia: I DON'T WANNA!!!! I DON'T WANNA- *pukes*
America: ITALY! ITALY I NEED u TO HOLD MY
EARS- *pukes*
Italy: *pukes on America's head*
America: *pukes*
Italy, China, America, and Russia: *gasping and
crying*
Hungray: WHO WANTS CHOWDER!
Italy, China, Russia, and America: *puke at the
same time*
Hungray: *looks around confused* OH MAI GAWD!!!!
WHAT HAPPENED!?
China: I SAW A SQURRIEL!
Japan: OKAY...YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS WHY?
China: IT WAS GOING LIKE THIS! *makes squrriel
sounds in a squrriel pose*
Japan:...F**k u BIG BUTHER...F**K YOU...
China:GO TO @#$# AND *&%@ SO u CAN SUCK MY *e%#
AND @!#$ AND %#$!@#! WHILE I #@$!! IN YOUR @#$!!!
u SON OF A MUTHER @!@!#@$ #@$#!$! THEN @##$$#@
ME IN THE !@#
Japan:...CAN YOU...
China: WHAT IS IT!?
Japan: *takes breath*
China: I DON'T WANNA!!! I DON'T WANNA!!! I DON'T
WANNA!!! *starts to rebel*
Romano: OMFG!!!! *rebels wit China*
Japan: FINE I'LL REBEL WIT BOTH OF YOU!!! *rebels
wit China and Romano*
Turkey: hallo GREECE!!!
Greece: WHAT!!!! WHAT COULD u POSSIBLY WANT!!!!!
JUST LEAVE MEH ALONE!!!!
Turkey: WANNA DO SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WITH TRUCK?
Greece:....YOU ARE A PEDO!!!! A PEDO!!!
Turkey: *walks over to Greece* YEA AND?
Greece: GET AWAY FROM ME u PEDO!!!!
Spain: HOLD IT!!! I'M THE PEDO AROUND HERE!!!
Greece:WHO ARE YOU? I SWEAR u LOOK SO WEAK!
Spain: STOP BEING MEAN!!!!
Turkey: GREECE! WANNA DO SOMETHING THAT RHYMES WIT
FRUK?
Greece: AAAAHHH!!!! PEDO!!!! PEDO!!! *runs away*
Turkey: LET'S REBEL!!!
Greece and Turkey: *begin to rebel wit China, Japan, and Romano*
Russia: I WANNA JOIN!!! *starts to rebel wit China, Japan, Greece, Turkey, and Romano*
Italy: hallo LET ME JOIN!!! *joins in rebeling wit China, Japan, Greece, Turkey, Romano, and Russia*
Poland: LITHUANIA!!!!
Lithuania: WAT!?
Poland: WANT ME TO WORK IT OUT ON THAT CHAIR OVER
THERE!? *points to random chair*
Lithuania: SURE!!!!
Poland: *starts to work it out on the random chair*
Lithuania: HERE!!! PUT THIS TWO PEICE BIKNI ON!!!
Poland: *leaves and comes back wit two peice bikini on and works it out on hte random chair again*
Lithuania: *whistles and throws money* YES!!! MOAR!
Poland: LIKE, WHATEVER u WANT LIET!!!
England: hallo JAPAN!!! I'LL kom bij u IN REBELING!!!
*rebels with Turkey, Greece, Japan, Russia, China,
Italy, and Romano*
Germany: I'M SO TIRED OF THIS!!!! WE WILL NEVER
SMOKE CRACK AGAIN!!!
Italy: *stops rebeling and walks over to Germany
holding a random death sytch* LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!
Germany: AHHH!!!! WHAT ARE u DOING!?
Italy: *slams Germany into a uithangbord then grabs him
and drags his face down the wall* WE SOULD DO THIS
meer OFTEN!!!
Germany: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Italy: I'M DRUNK!!! HUR HUR!!! *falls*
Germany: AUUGH!!!! NO!!! WE WILL NOT SMOKE CRACK
AGAIN!!!!
Poland: WAIT TILL WE SMOKE SOME meer CRACK FOR PART 4!!!! *hugs Lithuania*
Lithuania: WHAT? ARE u TRYING TO MUG ME!? *starts a slap fight with Poland*
Prussia: WHEN bier IS WARM IT TASTE REAL CRAPPY!
WHEN bier IS COLD IT MAKES ME HAPPY!!!
Austria: I THINK YOU'VE DRANK TOO MUCH!!!
Prussia: *deep awesome breath* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Austria: OKAY I GET IT! DANG!!!