2p Japan x 1p America

(I recently discovered this generator: link I like generators and crack pairings, so why not put a couple of my OCs and favoriete characters through it?)

Rose L. Allan fell in love with America when the two served burnt scones.
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(Oh wow, Rose. I guess maybe I should have expected something like this from you, little miss crazy.)

Lilac P. Monteague fell in love with America when s/he kicked their partner's ass.
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(Oh God. Lilac, why. u think of him as a brother. Where did I go wrong....)

Feliciano Vargas fell in love with France when the two broke every bone in their body.
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(Dafuq...

I'm sorry for this rant but, I am getting so annoyed with this and I've been seeing it literally EVERY WHERE!! I also would like to apologize in advance for any problems caused with this... I was very pissed off when I typed this and I may have let my anger do most of the talking...

Lately, I've seen quite a lot of people romanticize the Revolutionary War and treating it like some "horrible breakup between boyfriends." People saying that America left England all alone and didn't understand how England felt. I don't honestly care because it pisses me off too much to go on about it. Listen, America...