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Hugh arrived at Mindy’s house a few minuten to 7. He walked to her front door and was just about to ring the doorbell when a woman opened the door. ‘Hi! I heard your car so I thought I would open the door already! O, I’m Mindy door the way, but I think u already got that!’, Mindy giggled. Hugh gave her a polite smile. Mindy was quite tall and slim, had curly blonde hair, which was obviously not her natural color, and brown eyes. He thought she was pretty, but he couldn’t feel himself being attracted to this woman, but then again he just met her so maybe that would change. She was wearing a long brown jas which didn’t toon anything she wore underneath, Hugh just hoped it was appropriate for the classy restaurant they were going to. ‘Well hi Mindy, I am…’ ‘O u don’t have to tell me who u are! u are Hugh Laurie!’ Hugh blushed a little out of shame and irritation, ‘Yes, that’s me.’ ‘Well let’s go to your car then. I see u brought a Porsche, that is so cool!’ Hugh just nodded and let his datum to the car…
When they got into the car, Hugh immediately started the engine and drove to the restaurant as he really didn’t know how to start a conversation. Mindy seemed to be really excited and was playing with his radio. ‘O my god! This is so meant to be! This is like my favoriete song ever!’, she cheered as the Spice Girls’ Wannabe filled the car. Hugh’s stomach must have turned at least seven times as Mindy started to sing along. When the song finally ended Hugh sighed relieved. ‘You know people always zei I got an amazing singing voice and that I really should do something with it, but I never did, because u know I wanted a meer secure career.’, Mindy zei smiling. Hugh just nodded and was happy Mindy didn’t push him to commentaar as he didn’t want to be the one to tell her, her voice was suicide-inducing. ‘So now I got this… O my god are we there already?’ Hugh had stopped the car in front of one of the most exclusive restaurants in LA, ‘Yes.’
Both Hugh and Mindy got out of the car and as Hugh was asking a parking boy to put his Porsche away, Mindy checked her make-up and hair in a mirror she brought. After that they both walked into the restaurant. ‘Mr. Laurie! So good to see u and u brought a lovely lady.’, Mr. Hamley, the owner of the restaurant zei as he approached them. Mr. Hamley was British and always found it a pleasure to have other Brits as guests. ‘Well, thank u Mr. Hamley.’, Hugh zei as Mindy giggled. ‘O, Mr. Laurie you’re too kind, please call me Matthew.’ Hugh smiled polite as Mr. Hamley offered to take their coats. A little voice in Hugh’s head told him he should take Mindy’s coat, but another part of his body really didn’t want to. In the end he doubted to long and Mindy had already taken her own jas off to reveal a very short brown leather rok and a top, boven that was so extremely low-cut he could practically see her bellybutton. Hugh was shocked and so was Mr. Hamley, but Mindy thought they were stunned to silence door her outfit… ‘O come on! I know I look amazing, but…’ Hugh quickly recovered and nodded as he hoped he wouldn’t have to say something. ‘Mr. Hamley…’, he started. ‘Matthew.’ ‘O I’m sorry, Matthew, could u toon us to our table, please?’, Hugh asked as Mindy suddenly burst out in laughter. Mr. Hamley pretended not to notice it and walked in front of them to their table… ‘Is something wrong? Did I miss something incredibly funny?’, Hugh whispered to Mindy as her laughter only got worsened door his comment. ‘O, Hugh please stop! You’re killing me!’, Mindy zei as she wiped tears out of her eyes. ‘What am I…’, Hugh started. ‘Mr. Laurie, Miss, this is your table, please have a seat. I will send a waiter over in a few minutes, and Mr. Laurie the first one is on the house.’ ‘Thank u Matthew, it was as always a pleasure to see u again.’, Hugh replied as Mindy was about to die from laughing. Mr. Hamley just nodded and walked away.
‘Will u tell me why u are laughing now?’, Hugh asked. ‘O Hugh, please stop! You’re really killing me here and it’s just getting cruel! That poor man had to stay polite and even offered us free drinks!’, Mindy zei still laughing. Hugh had no idea what Mindy was talking about and frankly thought she was getting meer annoying door the second. ‘What are u talking about? Seriously, tell me.’, Hugh replied. Mindy laughed at Hugh’s serious face, ‘O my god, your face, how can u keep it so serious, u really are one hell of an actor. I mean except from the face I think I’ve never heard that good of a fake British accent ever!’
Hugh frowned and rubbed his head in a Wilson kind of way as he thought of a way to tell Mindy this was his natural accent. ‘They told u didn’t they?’, Mindy asked. ‘What, who?’, was the only thing Hugh could bring out. ‘Lindsay and Gab, that I just love doing British accents! I mean the English they think that just because the language is called ‘English’ they are the only once that speak it right, while they all sound like they just swallowed a big potato. And did u know they have a Queen? The woman is like 80 years old and still thinks she’s the boss of the world, I say put her in a home pagina and get a president just like the rest of the world. But well, it’s just that I can’t stand that those booze drinkers think they are so special. Anyways, I love your fake British accent, u really have to learn me how to do that.’, Mindy rambled as Hugh got angrier door the word and terribly needed to get away from this woman before he’d do anything he would regret later. ‘Ehh yes, I’m sorry but if u will excuse me for a minuut I really have to go to the bathroom.’, Hugh zei in his fake American accent. ‘Of course! I’ll just wait for those drinks to come!’, Mindy zei as Hugh walked away as fast as he could…
In the bathroom he sighed and made a mental note not to go on any dates with women Roberts wife and sister-in-law picked out ever again. He got his phone out of his pocket and called the one person he actually wanted to talk to right now. ‘Hey Leese, it’s me.’ ‘O hallo Hugh, can u wait a sec?’ ‘Yeah sure.’ Hugh heard Lisa excusing herself to some guy and walk away as he also heard some people talking in the background until at some point that started to fade. ‘Hey, sorry I just had to tell Justin I had to take this call.’ ‘Don’t worry it’s okay… Who’s Justin?’ ‘Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’m going on a first datum too tonight…’ ‘With Justin…’ ‘Yes, but u know I think it’s not going to be meer than one date. I’m so happy u called me I just had to get away from that guy. He’s just so rude! Anyways, why are u calling? Shouldn’t u talk to Mindy right now?’ Hugh sighed, ‘Well talking about bad dates… Mindy and I are about the worst match ever.’ ‘That bad?’ ‘Yes, her favoriete song is from the Spice Girls, she’s wearing an outfit that is so miniscule it wouldn’t even be appropriate at a Playboy party and she thinks my British accent is fake and I’m just making fun of English people door talking like that, which she finds very funny as she hates anything English.’ ‘O that is… really bad.’ ‘Yes… so would u please do me a favor and call me in five minuten so I can act like something terrible happened and get the hell away from her?’ He heard Lisa laugh a little, ‘That’s not a really nice way to blow her off u know…’ ‘Please? I really can’t stand being with that woman for another minute…’ He heard Lisa sigh, ‘Okay, but then u have to drive door ‘Renizilla’ and pick me up too, because I really don’t want to spend any meer time with Justin either. I’ll just say u called me to tell something happened and I need to go immediately. I’ll call u in 5 minuten when I’m outside to get u out of your date.’ ‘Sounds great, I’ll be with u in 15.’
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Hugh arrived at Mindy’s house a few minuten to 7. He walked to her front door and was just about to ring the doorbell when a woman opened the door. ‘Hi! I heard your car so I thought I would open the door already! O, I’m Mindy door the way, but I think u already got that!’, Mindy giggled. Hugh gave her a polite smile. Mindy was quite tall and slim, had curly blonde hair, which was obviously not her natural color, and brown eyes. He thought she was pretty, but he couldn’t feel himself being attracted to this woman, but then again he just met her so maybe that would change. She was wearing a long brown jas which didn’t toon anything she wore underneath, Hugh just hoped it was appropriate for the classy restaurant they were going to. ‘Well hi Mindy, I am…’ ‘O u don’t have to tell me who u are! u are Hugh Laurie!’ Hugh blushed a little out of shame and irritation, ‘Yes, that’s me.’ ‘Well let’s go to your car then. I see u brought a Porsche, that is so cool!’ Hugh just nodded and let his datum to the car…
When they got into the car, Hugh immediately started the engine and drove to the restaurant as he really didn’t know how to start a conversation. Mindy seemed to be really excited and was playing with his radio. ‘O my god! This is so meant to be! This is like my favoriete song ever!’, she cheered as the Spice Girls’ Wannabe filled the car. Hugh’s stomach must have turned at least seven times as Mindy started to sing along. When the song finally ended Hugh sighed relieved. ‘You know people always zei I got an amazing singing voice and that I really should do something with it, but I never did, because u know I wanted a meer secure career.’, Mindy zei smiling. Hugh just nodded and was happy Mindy didn’t push him to commentaar as he didn’t want to be the one to tell her, her voice was suicide-inducing. ‘So now I got this… O my god are we there already?’ Hugh had stopped the car in front of one of the most exclusive restaurants in LA, ‘Yes.’
Both Hugh and Mindy got out of the car and as Hugh was asking a parking boy to put his Porsche away, Mindy checked her make-up and hair in a mirror she brought. After that they both walked into the restaurant. ‘Mr. Laurie! So good to see u and u brought a lovely lady.’, Mr. Hamley, the owner of the restaurant zei as he approached them. Mr. Hamley was British and always found it a pleasure to have other Brits as guests. ‘Well, thank u Mr. Hamley.’, Hugh zei as Mindy giggled. ‘O, Mr. Laurie you’re too kind, please call me Matthew.’ Hugh smiled polite as Mr. Hamley offered to take their coats. A little voice in Hugh’s head told him he should take Mindy’s coat, but another part of his body really didn’t want to. In the end he doubted to long and Mindy had already taken her own jas off to reveal a very short brown leather rok and a top, boven that was so extremely low-cut he could practically see her bellybutton. Hugh was shocked and so was Mr. Hamley, but Mindy thought they were stunned to silence door her outfit… ‘O come on! I know I look amazing, but…’ Hugh quickly recovered and nodded as he hoped he wouldn’t have to say something. ‘Mr. Hamley…’, he started. ‘Matthew.’ ‘O I’m sorry, Matthew, could u toon us to our table, please?’, Hugh asked as Mindy suddenly burst out in laughter. Mr. Hamley pretended not to notice it and walked in front of them to their table… ‘Is something wrong? Did I miss something incredibly funny?’, Hugh whispered to Mindy as her laughter only got worsened door his comment. ‘O, Hugh please stop! You’re killing me!’, Mindy zei as she wiped tears out of her eyes. ‘What am I…’, Hugh started. ‘Mr. Laurie, Miss, this is your table, please have a seat. I will send a waiter over in a few minutes, and Mr. Laurie the first one is on the house.’ ‘Thank u Matthew, it was as always a pleasure to see u again.’, Hugh replied as Mindy was about to die from laughing. Mr. Hamley just nodded and walked away.
‘Will u tell me why u are laughing now?’, Hugh asked. ‘O Hugh, please stop! You’re really killing me here and it’s just getting cruel! That poor man had to stay polite and even offered us free drinks!’, Mindy zei still laughing. Hugh had no idea what Mindy was talking about and frankly thought she was getting meer annoying door the second. ‘What are u talking about? Seriously, tell me.’, Hugh replied. Mindy laughed at Hugh’s serious face, ‘O my god, your face, how can u keep it so serious, u really are one hell of an actor. I mean except from the face I think I’ve never heard that good of a fake British accent ever!’
Hugh frowned and rubbed his head in a Wilson kind of way as he thought of a way to tell Mindy this was his natural accent. ‘They told u didn’t they?’, Mindy asked. ‘What, who?’, was the only thing Hugh could bring out. ‘Lindsay and Gab, that I just love doing British accents! I mean the English they think that just because the language is called ‘English’ they are the only once that speak it right, while they all sound like they just swallowed a big potato. And did u know they have a Queen? The woman is like 80 years old and still thinks she’s the boss of the world, I say put her in a home pagina and get a president just like the rest of the world. But well, it’s just that I can’t stand that those booze drinkers think they are so special. Anyways, I love your fake British accent, u really have to learn me how to do that.’, Mindy rambled as Hugh got angrier door the word and terribly needed to get away from this woman before he’d do anything he would regret later. ‘Ehh yes, I’m sorry but if u will excuse me for a minuut I really have to go to the bathroom.’, Hugh zei in his fake American accent. ‘Of course! I’ll just wait for those drinks to come!’, Mindy zei as Hugh walked away as fast as he could…
In the bathroom he sighed and made a mental note not to go on any dates with women Roberts wife and sister-in-law picked out ever again. He got his phone out of his pocket and called the one person he actually wanted to talk to right now. ‘Hey Leese, it’s me.’ ‘O hallo Hugh, can u wait a sec?’ ‘Yeah sure.’ Hugh heard Lisa excusing herself to some guy and walk away as he also heard some people talking in the background until at some point that started to fade. ‘Hey, sorry I just had to tell Justin I had to take this call.’ ‘Don’t worry it’s okay… Who’s Justin?’ ‘Oh, didn’t I tell you? I’m going on a first datum too tonight…’ ‘With Justin…’ ‘Yes, but u know I think it’s not going to be meer than one date. I’m so happy u called me I just had to get away from that guy. He’s just so rude! Anyways, why are u calling? Shouldn’t u talk to Mindy right now?’ Hugh sighed, ‘Well talking about bad dates… Mindy and I are about the worst match ever.’ ‘That bad?’ ‘Yes, her favoriete song is from the Spice Girls, she’s wearing an outfit that is so miniscule it wouldn’t even be appropriate at a Playboy party and she thinks my British accent is fake and I’m just making fun of English people door talking like that, which she finds very funny as she hates anything English.’ ‘O that is… really bad.’ ‘Yes… so would u please do me a favor and call me in five minuten so I can act like something terrible happened and get the hell away from her?’ He heard Lisa laugh a little, ‘That’s not a really nice way to blow her off u know…’ ‘Please? I really can’t stand being with that woman for another minute…’ He heard Lisa sigh, ‘Okay, but then u have to drive door ‘Renizilla’ and pick me up too, because I really don’t want to spend any meer time with Justin either. I’ll just say u called me to tell something happened and I need to go immediately. I’ll call u in 5 minuten when I’m outside to get u out of your date.’ ‘Sounds great, I’ll be with u in 15.’
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