LIZH#2: aardbei Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! u GOT ANY aardbei YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have aardbei yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of aardbei yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: u are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw u take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, u have no nose, ears, and u only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that u have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever u human girls do! Computer! What do seven jaar old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of Barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t u get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset u of anything.
Computer: Yeah well u did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? u wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and Gir walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: u just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what u told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: u actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD u A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any meer aardbei yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with u and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t u see if u can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. Gir runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO

That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended door Eev if u have any of those (horses, Barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee