u know u watch too much Invader Zim when:
1. u have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.
2. u don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... u vote for the tallest one.
3. Martians existed. And u know exactly what happened to them.
4. u pass out meat on Valentine's dag instead of candy.
5. u talk in third person.
6. u block up your chimney on Christmas because u fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.
7. The most terrifying image u can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.
8. u check your soap for bacon... just in case.
9. When u get a zit, u name it Pustulio and insist...
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