Jack
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A belegd broodje, sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though u were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the belegd broodje, sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with pinda boter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the pinda boter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelei sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow pinda boter of gelei belegd broodje, sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelei at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of pinda boter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical pinda boter and gelei belegd broodje, sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a belegd broodje, sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the belegd broodje, sandwich anyway
3. Realize that u were the instrument door which the ingredients chose to make a belegd broodje, sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol of Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the belegd broodje, sandwich “brother”
3. Place pinda boter slice over gelei slice
4. Spread gelei on the other slice
5. Spread pinda boter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of pinda boter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim u coerced them into making the belegd broodje, sandwich for u all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make u another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as u start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply pinda butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, pinda butter
Darlton
1. Make a pinda boter and gelei sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say u had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
1. Gather ingredients
2. Point gun at ingredients and shout “HOW DO I MAKE A belegd broodje, sandwich OUT OF YOU?!?!?”
3. Breathe heavily through your nose as though u were about to hit ingredients
4. Give up and make the belegd broodje, sandwich yourself, and eat it bitterly
Kate
1. Make separate sandwiches, one with pinda boter and one with jelly
2. Take a bite of the pinda boter sandwich, declaring it the best
3. Take a bite of the gelei sandwich, declaring it the best
4. Repeat steps 2 and 3 ad infinitum
5. Follow pinda boter of gelei belegd broodje, sandwich into grave danger
Sawyer
1. Throw the jar of gelei at wall, sneering “I don’t need no sandwich”
2. Call the mascot on the jar of pinda boter lots of clever nicknames
3. Huff and puff and stomp around and grumble a lot
4. When no one’s looking, make perfect, even, symmetrical pinda boter and gelei belegd broodje, sandwich and sit in a corner, enjoying every bite
Locke
1. Sit idly by, believing that the ingredients will find a way to make a belegd broodje, sandwich out of themselves
2. Lose faith and make the belegd broodje, sandwich anyway
3. Realize that u were the instrument door which the ingredients chose to make a belegd broodje, sandwich after all
4. Run around the room and grab everyone’s knives, insisting that their sandwiches will do the same in time
Hurley
1. Make sandwich
2. Eat sandwich
3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 ad infinitum
Sayid
1. Procure 23 milligrams of uranium-20
2. Set hadron supercollider to eight megajoules
3. Program a sandwich-making macro using Cobol of Visual Basic
4. Act all tough-like
Desmond
1. Eat sandwich
2. Call the belegd broodje, sandwich “brother”
3. Place pinda boter slice over gelei slice
4. Spread gelei on the other slice
5. Spread pinda boter on one slice
6. Take two slices of bread, a jar of pinda boter and a jar of jelly
Ben
1. Steal someone else’s sandwich
2. Claim u coerced them into making the belegd broodje, sandwich for u all along
3. Say you’ll tell them everything if they make u another sandwich
4. Stare at them all creepy-like
Libby
1. Lay out plans for one of the most intricate, fascinating, and delicious sandwiches of all time
2. Just as u start making it, get shot
Danielle
1. Apply pinda butter
2. Disappear for eight months
3. Apply jelly
4. Disappear for eight months
5. Eat sandwich
Claire
1. Mmmmmmm, pinda butter
Darlton
1. Make a pinda boter and gelei sandwich
2. Have someone take a bite, then tell them it’s a baloney sandwich
3. Make up a whole bunch of other shit, then say u had planned it all along
4. Buy a few yachts
