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Michael
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Michael
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Setting: Michael is in a store when a man and his wife aproach him.
Man: You!
Michael: Me?
Man: Yeah you! ive heard some things about you!. (Man says rudely)
Michael: Oh really? (Michael is clearly unfazed).
Man: Yeah i heard u like to sleep in a hyperberic chamber and u are a kid stuck in a mans body and that you're weird.
Michael: Well if im so weird then why do all these women including u wife wanna sleep with me?"
Man: Please my wife would never sleep with you.
Man's Wife: (who's staring at michael in a daze) Oh i would love to sleep with you. (licks her lips.
Man: Honey!
Michael: See told u so.
Scene.
Man: You!
Michael: Me?
Man: Yeah you! ive heard some things about you!. (Man says rudely)
Michael: Oh really? (Michael is clearly unfazed).
Man: Yeah i heard u like to sleep in a hyperberic chamber and u are a kid stuck in a mans body and that you're weird.
Michael: Well if im so weird then why do all these women including u wife wanna sleep with me?"
Man: Please my wife would never sleep with you.
Man's Wife: (who's staring at michael in a daze) Oh i would love to sleep with you. (licks her lips.
Man: Honey!
Michael: See told u so.
Scene.
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