My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: The mystery of happiness: part: nineteen

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The mystery of happiness: part: nineteen

posted by whiteclaw

The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had gegeven many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.

CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell u about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.

The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her note-cards that had her speech on it. She smiled and thanked the crowd, she had been in office for years, and never missed one speech. She wasn`t planning on missing today.

Citizens of Ponyville! As u all know there have been three recent murders. The great and powerful Trixie, Super model foto Finish, and fashion critic Hoity Toity. We have mourned these losses for weeks on end. But, it is time we took a stand, together we will find these terrorists. And I can assure you, as Mayor of Ponyville. We will Prevail against any further assasinations! Boost our Military, train meer soilders, provide morale, anything to cease these threats against our peaceful land we call home. So stand with me! Rise up, and fight back these monsters! If we work together, we can accomplish anything!!!

The crowd roared once more, as the Mayor left behind the stage. "Want some Beverages?" asked a backstage crew member holding a tray. "Sure! I am exhausted." the Mayor replied. She took a drink of one of the delicious looking drinks.

She immeadietly regreted that decision, she felt the air leave her lungs. And her mouth began foaming, she tryed to speak. But all she could do was choke, she shed a tear as she took her last breath. The assasin picked her up, and took her out to the stage.

LOOK AT THIS!!! SHE IS DEAD!!! POISONED door MY HOOVES!!! I DECLARE WAR!!! WAR ON THE INNOCENT CITIZENS OF EQUESTRIA!!!

And with that, the great war started.

To be continued...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right u are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck volgende time zombies.
Twilight: u give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...

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Project GATE Episode 1

posted by SomeoneButNoone

"They zei to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - u will not fall back from battlefield!

SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 seconde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...

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My Little Pony: Zombies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead door regenboog Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the volgende room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of u to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, u do it. u have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...

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Project VOID Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

>>>rebooting system
...
...
...
>>>>Error<<<<<

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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left u unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 uur later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic hart-, hart to Steven*
Steven - *puts hart-, hart inside* u will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! u were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor

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The Heist : Episode 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - u guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - u talk like u were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first...

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The Heist : Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Dimitri - Do u liked the mares I sender to you? They didn't wanted it but with some money... u guys live like kings in the penthouse I bought for you. But it's action time. Time to work on the work. I left u some heavy armor to wear. u gonna go with truck as watch dogs. If anyone will try to steal it kill them. If police gonna check the truck kill them. Money need some laundry so u know. Anyway that's pretty much this.
FI - Heard the old pony. Sit there and don't verplaats an inch and everything will be OKAY.

Damien - Eh it takes long to get there.
Steven - Yeah...
Joel - hallo new how is it...

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The Heist : Episode 5

posted by SomeoneButNoone

FI - Gentelmans we will verplaats onto bigger shit from now.

Hour : 06:28

FI - My old informator need help, his name is Dimitri, he have Russian Mob on territories of Ponyville and Canterlot, we are doing job for him.

Location : Canterlot

FI - Some Ponies started stealing his cocaine and use it in their little ghetto. Dimitri want u to "pay them a visit" and take what his. He will reward us with money. He trusts us so don't screw it up. No police - only u and junkies. Easy right? And it gives us enterance into Canterlot affairs.

Action Start

*Van appears at ghetto*
Junkie - What the hell.. Cops or...

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Gran Turismo Episode 7 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was 8:57 PM when Tim arrived at the green house volgende to the train station. There, he would visit Brielle.

Tim: *Walks to the front door* I wonder how she's able to answer the door. *Rings the door bell*

The whole house vibrated from the klok, bell being rung.

Tim: Guess that antwoorden my question.
Brielle: *Opens the door while holding a piece of paper that says hello*

Song (Start at 0:15): link

Meanwhile on Malpaso Avenue, disaster struck

Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
Honda Pony: *Hits the Mitsubishi*
Volkswagen Pony: *Crashes...

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Saten Twist adventures S3E4 PART 3

posted by Canada24

Saten and Spike: Starlight Glimmer?

Twilight: I was sure I saw her, boys. But when I looked again, she was gone! I'm just worried what she could be up

Spike: Nothing good, I bet. I heard she wasn't very happy the last time u saw.

Saten: (sarcastically) u don't say.

Twilight: Look, forcing everybody in her village to have the same cutie mark wasn't right. We had to do something!

Saten: meer like u had to do something.. I loved her town.

Twilight: (annoyed) No u didn't.. u just thought she was hot.

Saten: ... Still do.

Twilight: Well, u won't be thinking that after she tries to kill you.

Saten:...

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Darkness - Ode to Destruction Ep. 2

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 2

"The battle aginst fool"

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Darkness - Really...
Gatekeeper - Only one pony to pass this point.
Lightning - Why?
Gatekeeper - of else another Ponies will die.......
Whiteheart - I'll go!
Darkness - Let me... I have power of creation...
Gatekeeper - Everypony else should follow me *walks*
Lightning - Watch out there... OK...
Darkness - Alright... *walks to Golden Hall*
Dan - *stands in middle of hall slightly smiling* u couldn't play door my rules....
Darkness - ...
Dan - Its a butyful dag isn't it...
Darkness - ...
Dan - u know what is special in this Hall, if someone dies he come back. Well...

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Saten Twisst Adventures S3E4 Part 2

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile, Saten Twist catches up to an unnamed stallion, near an empty building.

Saten: (angrily) Hey, buddy.. Give back Lemon's purse.

Stallion: (holding bier bottle) And why would I do tha- (Saten steals the guys bottle) Hey!

Saten: (looking at the bottle) this must of been expensive.

Stallion: Not really.. It was on sale.

Saten: Oh.. Good.. Than the only thing this will damage is your head, not to bank account.

Stallion: What u mean my he-

Saten: Last chance to give back to purse.

Stallion: Fuck you.

Saten: I figured your say that.. (suddenly he breaks the bottle on the guys head, causing the...

Ponies On The Rails: Season 11 Highlights

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

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The first Shadowknight. Episode 6

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Episode 6
End of Pulse
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Lilly - u can't go alone!
Shadowknight - ...
Lilly - I'll send army with you-
Shadowknight - No it will make an international problem.
Crimson - I'll go with you...
Shadowknight - You?
Crimson - I'm talented thief and assasin. Let me go with you.
Shadowknight - Alright *grabs his sword and Shield*
Lilly - Are u mad u will be outnumbered!
Shadowknight - I don't care, I was gegeven care and home pagina door those Ponies and I won't leave them like that, I wouldn't never do it!
Lilly - ... I'm not stopping u then.
-Camp-
Rebel - Hehehe miladies.
Emerald - Stay away...
Pearl - *cries*
Rebel...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The volgende day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are u ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet u Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the home pagina of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw...

Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The volgende day, Tim went into Captain Jefferson's office.

Captain Jefferson: What can I do for u Tim?
Tim: It's about those two ponies on snowmobiles.
Captain Jefferson: Did they get away from u again?
Tim: Yes.
Captain Jefferson: I thought so. That's why I called the State Troopers to get us two snowmobiles for you, and Julia to use.
Tim: Oh great. That's what I was going to talk to u about.
Captain Jefferson: Now with that out of the way, it's time for us to go have our briefing.

Tim walked with Captain Jefferson into the briefing room, where the other officers were waiting, including...

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Gran Turismo Episode 6 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim, and Julia were trying to help a mare get out of her car. None of the doors would open, and it was freezing inside.

Mare: Get me out of here!!
Tim: Hold on, we will!!
Julia: What are we going to do?
Tim: Let me talk to her, I think I got something. *Goes to the front of the car* Ma'am, we're going to bust the front window open.
Mare: Are u mad?! Do u know how much this car costs?!
Tim: What's meer important ma'am? The car, of your life? Plus it's already damaged. Now stand back, we don't want u getting hurt.
Mare: *Goes as far back as she can*
Tim: *Grabs his night stick, and hits...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 14

posted by Seanthehedgehog

This hot rod is bad ass

Larry: *Walks to the Beetle hot rod* Here it is.
Adrenaline: Looks pretty good.
Larry: *Opens the hood* We got a V8 from Princess Motors. Let's see how fast u can get this thing going.
Adrenaline: Alright.
Larry: *Sits in the passenger seat* The top, boven speed on this car is 152 miles an hour.
Adrenaline: *Starts the car*

As soon as the car starts up, this song comes on: link

Adrenaline: *Starts driving*
Larry: So where are u going to take us?
Adrenaline: Well, where do u wanna go?
Larry: You're the driver. u decide.
Adrenaline: Not sure.
Larry: Then just drive around, and see how fast u can get this...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After destroying the new cop cars in Honolulu, Larry, and Adrenaline flew back to Maui, and took a cab to Don Castalini's house.

Larry: *Enters the Don's house* Castalini?
Don: Who's there?
Larry: It's us! Larry, and Adrenaline!
Don: I'm in the kitchen. Come on over.
Adrenaline: *Walks in*
Larry: *Behind Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: What's up?
Larry: We destroyed those new cop cars.
Adrenaline: It was fun man. u should have seen it. The whole place exploded.
Don Castalini: How the hell did u pull that off?
Adrenaline: Car factory man, they had tons of gas in there.
Don Castalini: I'll have another...

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Larry Wilcox

Song: link

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

In association with Windwakerguy430

Grand Theft Ponies: Hawaii

Starring Larry Wilcox from SeanTheHedgehog
Adrenaline Rush from Izfankirby & Windwakerguy430
Don Castalini from SeanTheHedgehog

On August 21st, 1959 Hawaii became the 50th state in Equestria. Just like some of the other states in Equestria, it had it's fair share of violence with gangsters fighting each other dag after day.

This story takes place on that day.

Larry: *Calling Adrenaline*
Don Castalini: I wonder what's taking him so long.
Larry: Me too. Usually he likes going to parties....