In Canterlot.....
AJ: we really appreciate u guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: u see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking thee with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Then they all disappeared....
Pinkie: Wow....
AJ: Princess Luna? I wonder what she got to do with this situation.....Wait, is Princess Luna still alive?
Soldier: yes
AJ: hmmmmmmm....
Soldier: u 2 ponies look exhausted! Well here we are....The hoof Hotel a royal and cheap hotel *smiles*
AJ: Thanks alot
Pinkie: *smiles*
Soldier: no problem
With the others......
Discord: 'morning ponies
Rarity: *wakes up*
RD: *wakes up*
Twilight: *wakes up*
FS: *wakes up*
Twilight: Discord!! Let Us GO!!!
Discord: no can do....I will finally rule Equestria!!!! *evil laugh*
RD: *gasp* Rarity! your horn!!!
Rarity: what about my precious horn?
FS: I-It's chopped off!
Rarity: AHHHHH!Discord! How dare u cut my horn off?!?! *cries*
Discord: (pets Rarity) oh, I just did it cause I wanted to
Rarity: owwww! it Huuuurrrrtsss!!! WAHHHH!!!
Princess Celestia: *wakes up* huh?
Twilight: Princess!!!! (runs torward her)
PC: I-Im fine dear.....Discord! What have u done?!?!
Discord: *smirks*
RD: Where the hooi-, hooi are we?!
Discord: in the everfree forest....in my house
FS: oh my.....Discord?
Discord: yes Fluttertree?
FS: w-why do u need us?
Discord: Even though I hate all of you, I need all of your energy for me to rule Equestria!!!
Twilight: You'll never rule Equestria!! I bet AJ and Pinkie are looking for us right now!
Discord: Oh yea? well look at this (opens up a hole where it shows Pinkie and AJ drinking smoothies in a pool)
RD: WHAT?!?!
FS: they dont care about us....
Twilight: *eyes wide open*
Rarity: *sniff* my beatiful horn....Chopped off!!
PC: No! No! (shoots brand with her horn to Discord)
Twilight: Princess NO!!!
Discord: Ouch!!! who did it?!?!
FS: I-I did it!
Twilight: *whispers* Fluttershy quiet!
Discord: u did it?
FS: *gulp* yes (steps forward)
Discord: very well then. (slaps her face)
PC: oh no ..
FS: *blacks out*
Discord: If one of u ponies dare to use your powers *evil laugh* Well, you'll suffer like her! *points at FS*
PC: he's meer powerful than before.....Im sorry FS...
Twilight:........
*silence*
to be continued.......
AJ: we really appreciate u guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: u see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking thee with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie Mark Crusaders!" Then they all disappeared....
Pinkie: Wow....
AJ: Princess Luna? I wonder what she got to do with this situation.....Wait, is Princess Luna still alive?
Soldier: yes
AJ: hmmmmmmm....
Soldier: u 2 ponies look exhausted! Well here we are....The hoof Hotel a royal and cheap hotel *smiles*
AJ: Thanks alot
Pinkie: *smiles*
Soldier: no problem
With the others......
Discord: 'morning ponies
Rarity: *wakes up*
RD: *wakes up*
Twilight: *wakes up*
FS: *wakes up*
Twilight: Discord!! Let Us GO!!!
Discord: no can do....I will finally rule Equestria!!!! *evil laugh*
RD: *gasp* Rarity! your horn!!!
Rarity: what about my precious horn?
FS: I-It's chopped off!
Rarity: AHHHHH!Discord! How dare u cut my horn off?!?! *cries*
Discord: (pets Rarity) oh, I just did it cause I wanted to
Rarity: owwww! it Huuuurrrrtsss!!! WAHHHH!!!
Princess Celestia: *wakes up* huh?
Twilight: Princess!!!! (runs torward her)
PC: I-Im fine dear.....Discord! What have u done?!?!
Discord: *smirks*
RD: Where the hooi-, hooi are we?!
Discord: in the everfree forest....in my house
FS: oh my.....Discord?
Discord: yes Fluttertree?
FS: w-why do u need us?
Discord: Even though I hate all of you, I need all of your energy for me to rule Equestria!!!
Twilight: You'll never rule Equestria!! I bet AJ and Pinkie are looking for us right now!
Discord: Oh yea? well look at this (opens up a hole where it shows Pinkie and AJ drinking smoothies in a pool)
RD: WHAT?!?!
FS: they dont care about us....
Twilight: *eyes wide open*
Rarity: *sniff* my beatiful horn....Chopped off!!
PC: No! No! (shoots brand with her horn to Discord)
Twilight: Princess NO!!!
Discord: Ouch!!! who did it?!?!
FS: I-I did it!
Twilight: *whispers* Fluttershy quiet!
Discord: u did it?
FS: *gulp* yes (steps forward)
Discord: very well then. (slaps her face)
PC: oh no ..
FS: *blacks out*
Discord: If one of u ponies dare to use your powers *evil laugh* Well, you'll suffer like her! *points at FS*
PC: he's meer powerful than before.....Im sorry FS...
Twilight:........
*silence*
to be continued.......
appeldrank, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
regenboog dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
