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posted by SomeoneButNoone
time : 00:00
Dan - hmmm
location : Dan planing room
Jade - maybay...
Dan - nah...
Nikolai - every way come to GoldenHorn...
Dan - u right...
Nikolai - from raport I get it say he arive to Zebras Hotel tooday on 02:00
Dan - What he up too...
Nikolai - I dont know but we can kill him now...
Dan - ok... be redy Jade
Jade - ok...
time : 01:55
Nikolai and Dan wainting on roof of another hotel to GoldenHorn arrive
Nikolai - cars going....
Dan - Jade u in
Jade - yup
Nikolai - get redy 5 minuten and he get in to room
5 mintues later
Jade - were is he
*from radio*GoldenHorn - I suspect u Jade... burn in hell
Dan - JADE GET OUT FROM THERE
*explosion*
Jade - Im ok I get cover
*from radio*GoldenHorn - Nikolai my very best friends...
Dan - what?
Nikolai - *jump into Dan* RUN!!!!
*explosion* Nikolai and Dan fall...
Dan - *get hoof to Nikolai* N-Nikolai ekhe ekhe... Niko...lai...
Nikolai - *give hoof Dan* Shit! huh?
wooden plank fall on Nikolai
Jade - Dan, Nikolai do u here me
Dan - J-Jade... N-Nikolai...
Nikolai - Im ok buddy *wstand up* I get u out from here *grab Dan*
Dan - uh... Nikolai... he...know... you... ekhhe...
Jade - oh my god u ok
Dan - *wstand up* y-yes Nikolai open that door
Nikolai opens door
Dan - *kick Nikolai* u sonofabitch
Nikolai fall from stairs
Dan - Why he know you
Nikolai - We were been frieds
Dan - *shoot Nikolai leg* I cant trust you... motherfucer...
Nikolai - WAIT... I-I give u somethink *give picture*
On this picture there been small GoldenHorn and Nikolai as a filly
Dan - ok u buy time for yourself... its Dan Shadow... Yes send Dimitri with Helicopter... No its been a trap
10 minuten later in Dan planing room
Jade - What now
Dan - We have one Unknow Plug we have his acts but... just see this

Sex : Stalion
Name : ========
Surname : ======
Age : ======
Bio : ======

Jade - wow we know a lot of him
Yuri - *run* GoldenHorn start offensive on Ponyville

Location - Ponyville
Time - 23:30
Mission - Defend Ponyville volgende Kill GoldenHorn
Camera of - Dan
Loading...
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aan het uploaden done... Status - K.I.A.
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Dan - I... Gonna... Kill you...


1 uur past

RainbowDash - brand FIRE
AppleJack - Big Mac give me ammo!
Nikolai - *fire pony*
Shadow - DEMN! Yuri HAVE STATUS K.I.A.
Dan - PLZ DONT DIE
Dimitri - I gonna find him *run*
Fluttershy - AHHHH
Rarity - Oh My hoofs is in blood ewwww
Dan - SHUT UP AND brand *shoot 10 ponies*
Dan Soldier - We cant do this
Airstrike Comander - Airstrike redy... throw flare and we going
Jade - *throw flare* Here u go...
Dan - *reload* Jade *throw brand ammo* take this
Jade - *grab ammo* thanks *reload* *fire 5 soldiers*
Shadow - 5 enemy Tanks hading your way
Dan - GO GO GO
everypony start run
Jade - Watch out its GoldenHorn Chopter falling
Helicopter fall on ponies....
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STATUS
Jade - K.I.A.
Dimitri - K.I.A.
Yuri - K.I.A.
RainbowDash - K.I.A.
AppleJack - K.I.A.
Fluttershy - K.I.A.
Nikolai - K.I.A.
Twilight - K.I.A.
PinkiPie - K.I.A.
Rarity - K.I.A.
Big Macintosh - K.I.A.
Vinyl - K.I.A.
Dan - K.I.A.
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WARRING WARRING GROUP STATUS IS K.I.A.
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Dan - open eyes and see GoldenHorn hading to Helicopter* I... Gonna... Kill... You... *wstand up*
*run with pain* uhhhh
Helicopters start fly
Dan - *Jump to Helicopter* *grab GoldenHorn and get rope over his head* *tied rope over the hlicopter leg* DIE SONOFABITCH *jump*
GoldenHorn - GUHH UHH *dead*
Dan - *falling* *close eyes* see u in hell...
Vinyl - *grab Dan* ufff
Dan - *give smile...*

The End???


Too Be Continued...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Case kraker, cracker returned to the Pizzeria with Gordon and Sam, they told Jim about their success.

Jim: Alright, great job u three. Now, time for lunch. I'm buying. Want any pizza?
Sam: I'll take mine with broccoli, and onions.
Case Cracker: I'd like some pineapple on mine.
Gordon: Get me sausage.
Jim: How many slices would u like?
Sam: I'll take two.
Case Cracker: Two.
Gordon: Just one for me.
Jim: Okay. *Goes to order pizza*
Sam: We did great.
Case Cracker: A clean kill. No meer cop.

They enjoyed their pizza. volgende day, Gordon was sleeping when Case kraker, cracker walked into his home.

Gordon: Case, what...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
ezel ezel Inn

Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Blaze as Richard

At the ezel ezel Inn, everyone was sad. A pony was dead.

Lloyd: Mercury was a good boss, a good friend, and-
Mercury: I'm not the one that died.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: It was Donovan who was killed. He was doing a job, killing a pony for creating counterfeit money, when the police shot him to death from behind.
Marisa: He also had some jobs for me.
Ranger: Really?
Richard: What kind of jobs?
Marisa: Blowjobs.
Audience:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed door any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: u know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, of terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. u don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenboog as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here door train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pony 36: I'll notify him, and u must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with oranje hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a mes like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock uithangbord behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your dag to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will u ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded door huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how u keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed door the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do u want from me?
Trixie:I want u to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But u can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now u are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is meer weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't u dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are u going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with u again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need u anymore.You know what?I didn't needed u at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am door your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
added by Patrick-Star54
added by karinabrony
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e reading this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. u don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case of my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and nachtschade in his fan fiction! It's insanely rude, and if u don't like it, don't commentaar on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
added by Hairity
added by SomeoneButNoone