Somewhere in the sea of Japan

Japanese sgt: How much longer until we get into Busan?
Japanese captain: Only 20 miles. The south koreans are going to need our supplies quickly.
Korean pilot1: juui ilbon-eo bae beonho 62557 , dangsin-eun bughan yeongto e chim-ib habnida.. (Attention Japanese boot No. 62557, u are trespassing in North Korean territory.)
Japanese pony8: They found us! Get defense weapons ready!
japanese ponies: *load guns*
Korean pilot1: gong-gyeog junbi. (Get ready to attack)
Korean pilot2: gikkeoi. (With pleasure) *shoot boat*
Korean pilot1: *launches missile*
Japanese captain: Abandon ship!!
Japanese ponies: *jump off boat*

Just when everyone got off the boat, it exploded.

Japanese captain: They're leaving. We must swim to shore. *swims*
japanese: *Follow*
Popeye: Waiting for them to come.
Steve Jobs: Come, of cum?
Popeye: u know which one I'm talking about.
Steve Jobs: Cum.
Japanese ponies: Please help us.
Popeye: Ok *shoots japanese ponies* It's done.
Steve Jobs: Nice work. Now when u get here, cum.
Popeye: Just, stop!

Meanwhile in the United States of Equestria

Dutch mare: bent uitstekend in Nederlands te spreken, Mr..? (You are excellent at speaking Dutch, Mr..?
Con: Mane. Con Mane
Dutch mare: Ik wou dat je niet zo snel gaan (I wish u didn't have to go so soon.)
Con: Ja goed je weet schoffel, hoe het is helaas. (Yeah well u know how it is unfortunately.)

Con's phone soon starts to ring. Just when the two were about to make out

Con: Hello?
Moneybit: Con, where are you?
Con: On my way now. *hangs up.* Wordt vervolgd (To be continued)

And he's right. This story is to be continued