Scorpio
A story that takes place in San Franciscolt.
Dirty Harry.
It was a wonderful, and sunny dag when a pony with a sniper geweer-, geweer was looking at a mare swimming. The pony with the geweer-, geweer was named Scorpio, and he was an assassin. The mare swimming was at the top, boven of a huge building, and Scorpio was going to do whatever he could to kill this mare. Why? Because he's evil.
With one shot, the mare was killed. Blood came out of her body, and into the swimming pool looking like red paint being washed off a brush.
Half an uur later, a pony was walking. This pony was known as Harry Calahan, but most ponies refer to him as, Dirty Harry. He was good at his job, which was being a detective. The way he does things make him loose cannon, which is how he likes it.
After walking up 20 flights of stairs, Harry got to where he was, the roof where the mare was killed. He examined the crime scene, and saw the bullet in the body. He took it out carefully, and put it in a plastic bag marked evidence. Then he walked back downstairs.
A few hours later
Police Captain: Take a zitplaats, stoel Harry
Harry: *sits down*
Police Captain: I'm going to breef u on a pony that has been wanted for a while. They call him Scorpio, and he sent us a letter.
Harry: What does it say?
Police Captain: The letter says, I want $150,000. If I don't get it in a few days, meer ponies will die.
Harry: Only loser would do something like that.
Police Captain: Why the fuck do u call every criminal a loser?
Harry: They're too poor to do anything good, so they cause crime.
Police Captain: Yep, sure. That's all I need u for Harry, I'll call u if I need anything else.
Harry: *walks out of office*
2 B continued
Harry
Ever since July of last jaar my MLP collection I just getting meer great. So far the number is 32! I'd like to say what my collection is made up of.
Small Plushies:
Rarity
regenboog Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st appeldrank, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 regenboog Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
regenboog Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
regenboog Dash
A sparkly maned appeldrank, applejack I got at kraker, cracker Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an anime store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
Small Plushies:
Rarity
regenboog Dash
Applejack
Medium Plushies:
Fluttershy
Sunset Shimmer
Twilight Sparkle
2 Applejacks (For some reason I thought the 1st appeldrank, applejack I got had a horn so I bought another one until I realized my mistake.)
2 regenboog Dashes (One furry, one not)
Pinkie Pie
DJ Pon-3
Octavia
Rarity
Build-a-Bear:
Twilight Sparkle
Luna
Fluttershy
Rarity
regenboog Dash (My favorite)
Trixie
Applebloom
Beanie Babies:
Twilight Sparkle
Rarity
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
2 Applejacks (small and large)
regenboog Dash
A sparkly maned appeldrank, applejack I got at kraker, cracker Barrrel
2 special ones I got:
Sweetie Belle (At an anime store in the mall)
Lyra (I ordered on ebay as a birthday present)
One mighty collection that will keep growing
#4: Pinkie:
I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth uithangbord humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the toon deleted
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I put her last because most fanfiction writers make her use the forth uithangbord humor in overly obvious fashions, and I often find that annoying..
#3: Randy Marsh:
#2: Homor Simpson:
#1: Peter Griffin:
Do to this being the humor of Family Guy.
Peter, like most other characters, is very forth wall.
Only he takes this a step further.
And often INSULTS the show, and many of its fans.
But at the same time Seth speaks "though him" to express his anger of haters who try to get the toon deleted
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