My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Dirty Harry Part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

While Scorpio was walking toward a football stadium, and ambulance, and a cop car arrived where Harry was at.

Harry: Did u call for the ambulance dumby?
Henry: Duh, Peter did.
Harry: Smart pony, unlike you
Henry: *drives*
Harry: *gets in his car* Good thing I'm not with that guy *drives behind Henry*

At the football stadium.

Harry: *arrives at entrance*
Scorpio: *running down bleachers*
Harry: Stop!
Henry: *turns on lights*
Scorpio: Huh?
Harry: *shoots Scorpio*
Henry: *turns on other lights*
Scorpio: *lying on ground*
Harry: Where's the filly?
Scorpio: u can't do this!! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!
Harry: Everypony says that.
Scorpio: It's true though! I HAVE RIGHTS TO LIVE!! I GOT RIGHTS TO LIVE!!!

The volgende morning, near the sewer system on the Golden Neigh bridge, Harry was watching the medics take the filly out of the sewer. She was dead.

At the police station

Captain: u shouldn't have shot him.
Harry: Why are u saying that?
Captain: The man has rights to live.
Harry: u really believe this guy?
Captain: We don't believe him, we know. It says here Scorpio has rights to live. We need to bring him in alive.
Harry: What for? We're talking about a Serial killer, murdering innocent ponies, and u want him alive?
Captain: It's not my choice. It's the mayor's.

Scorpio: *walking through park* I know how to get outta here. But first, I gotta do something for the police. *continues walking* (I gotta make it look like Harry beat me up) *walks into house*
Black pony: Man what can I do for you?
Scorpio: I have $100, and it's all yours if u beat me up.
Black pony: Beat u up for money?
Scorpio: Every penny of it.
Black pony: *takes money* Your wish is my command *beats up Scorpio*
Scorpio: *bleeding, with skin coming off*
Black pony: u sure about this?
Scorpio: Every penny's worth it. u stupid worthless n***er.
Black pony: *continues beating up Scorpio* This one's on the house *kicks Scorpio through glass*

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alinah_09 just give yourself up Scorpio if you want to kill so much then just kill killer pony droids instead! (at least that would make the world better?) kinda reminds of that manga i read..yeah,Black★Rock Shooter innocent soul..didnt like that much...but that 1 chapter: a serial killer who kills innocent people every full moon and writes how many he's killed using the blood of the one he just killed...but one day he got arrested (finnaly) and recieves a death penalty...he was sent to a world where he can kill innocent people over and over again as he wish and all those innocent souls just stayed they cause of his desire...but Black★Rock Shooter put a stop to that and set the souls free...

Seanthehedgehog Interesting. There is an actual movie called Dirty Harry, this particular fanfic is a parody of that movie.

alinah_09 hmmm...cool,liked your fan-fic by the way.i've read it to the very 1st chapter i just didnt comment cause i didnt know what to say (^^''')

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 1: Princess Celestia's Letter)

posted by noahnstar1616

"This can't be happening", zei a weak Twilight after using her horn to blast magic beams at changeling minions. She lied on the ground, defeated. "If only we located the Elements of Harmony in time..."
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It was a normal dag in Ponyville. Everypony was doing what they always did. Twilight was reading, AJ was bucking apples, RD was clearing the clouds, Fluttershy was tending to her animals, Pinkie was baking cupcakes, and Rarity was making dresses.

Just then, Spike burped out a letter....

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Pinkie's journey pt. 2

posted by mariofan14

Pinkie Pie, along with Trixie, ventured into the Everfree Forest in hopes of finding both Pound and pompoen Cake before their parents find out they were gone. It was going to be a long and hard quest, for there was a lot of danger inside the forest. Would two ponies really survive in the wilderness? It's time to see...

Both Pinkie and Trixie had walked through a lot of places inside the forest without taking the wrong step, because Trixie had been using her navigation skills for help. From Froggybottom Bog to the Ursa's cave, they kept on going, and going, and going... But they meet a dead end...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 11(Face-Off)

posted by noahnstar1616

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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", zei Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed door the kasteel and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", zei Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...

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Gilda's return pt. 4 (epilogue)

posted by mariofan14

After a lot of work for-a the forgiveness party, Pinkie Pie had everything prepared for-a the occasion. She-a then began inviting everypony to-a the occasion, including Gilda, but she-a had to-a apologize to the Ponyville citizens for-a the trouble she-a caused to them. They-a then forgave her and trust her. What's there to-a not forgive, huh?

Anyways, the party needed one meer guest: regenboog Dash. "Are we gonna have a good time of what?" Gilda asked. Of course we are, Gilda!" zei Pinkie Pie. "Dashie would never want to miss any party being thrown door me of anypony else!" Everypony was eager...

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Gilda's return pt. 3

posted by mariofan14

As-a we catch up on-a the griffon, we-a also see regenboog Dash chasing her, but also being as silent as-a can be. The griffon then makes a stop, but where? An appel, apple cart, the exact one she-a stal from, but-a why? She had to-a pay for-a what she-a took. Slowly, but surely, Rainbow's suspicion grew.

Along came Pinkie Pie, who-a was trotting along down
the bustling town streets, until she-a bumped into Gilda. "AAAAHHHHH!!!" She-a ran away, but-a Gilda went after her, and-a the regenboog pegasus flies after the griffon, still being silent.

Gilda soon got a hold of-a Pinkie Pie. "What do u want from...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 8(The Song)

posted by noahnstar1616

The beginning of this story starts with a song. It will go back to Fluttershy's perspective in the volgende part.
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Queen Chrysalis
*walking through Ponyville as Fluttershy*
Not that I'm back,
No pony shall stop me
From the attack
Of my minions of changlings

Fluttershy
*running through Everfree forest*
I must stop her
From wreaking havoc
On Ponyville
And if I don't
It will be tragic

Q.C.
Soon, and very soon
Every pony shall see
I will once again
Reign supreme

Fluttershy
I must get
Out very soon
of else Pony-
ville will be doomed
*makes it out of Everfree forest*

Q.C.
*arrives at regenboog Dash's house*
Now this is where things get....

Fluttershy
Oh goodness this isn't....

Q.C. and Fluttershy
Fun!
.....

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Derpy Returns

posted by drwhoovesluvr

My Little Pony: Friendship is magic
Derpy returns
Written by: Drwhoovesluvr
Scene 1:The Bin
(fan save derpy)

Derpy:
Hi. My name is Derpy Hooves. I used to be loved door many. I made them laugh. Then one dag I decided to come out and talk to them.
(tears up)
They called me names: stupid, retarded, offensive
(tear drops)
I just don't know what went wrong.
(another tear)
I'm sorry every pony.
(sniffles a lot)
I-I-It's okay. It's okay-
(Pinky jumps in)

Pinky Pie:
Actually yes! It is!

Derpy:
Wha-?

Pinky Pie:
Celestia says that hallo apologized! She's giving u a muffin koop right volgende to my koekje, cupcake shop! OMG and u get to have me throw u a party!!!!
(Derpy glows as Pinky walks her back to Equestria from the "Bin")

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 5(The Adventure)

posted by noahnstar1616

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The volgende day, I was feeling much better. I still couldn't fly because of my wing, though. So I just stayed in my house and played with Angel. "I wish my wing would heal already, Angel."

"I think I could help." Twilight Sparkle came in.

I turned to face her. "What do u mean?"

"I know a spell that could heal your wing."

"Really? Do it! Do it, please!"

"Okay, okay." Twilight closed her eyes and her horn started to glow.

I saw my left wing glow, too. "It's working!" I started flapping my wings together. "Thank you, Twilight!"

"You're wel-"

I flew out of my house at lightning speed. "Must. Find....

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 3(The Lightning Bolt)

posted by noahnstar1616

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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were veilig inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ zei that it was too dangerous to stay at appel, apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I zei before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I zei to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...

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Dragon Quest, The Journey of the New Brony, Part 2

posted by triq267

First things first, thank u to anyone who reads this. Okay, so this is a continuation of The Journey of the New Brony artikel I wrote a few weeks back. So, while watching Dragon Quest, I noticed even meer similarities between the events of the episode and the common new brony's experiences. Let me once again make them into a list. But because this is part 2, remember that the person is already a brony.

1. u go to hang out with people who should be your friends.
2. Something happens, and u admit to being a brony.
3. They make fun of you.
4. u try to prove that it hasn't majorly changed you.
5. u do prove it.
6. u hang out again.
7. They still don't approve of ponies, of fans of ponies.
8. u discover who your true vrienden are through ponies.

Yeah, it's not as good as my last one, but I wanted to share my thoughts anyway. Please give me feedback, I want to write the best artikels I can, which I can't do if I don't know what I'm doing wrong. Anyway, triq267 out.

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Bullets of love part: two

posted by whiteclaw

"This is it, our first ration!!!" cried Sweetie Belle. They searched the area for traps and mines, punks would often set up these so they could get rid of any theives trying to steal they`re rations. "Are u sure this is a real one this time?" asked Appleloom. "It has to be, let`s hope for good luck." she zei with hope.

They opened the black and blue box, hoping it wouldn`t activate a trap. "THERE THEY ARE!!! KILL `EM, FOR THE CAVE!!!" Scootaloo grabbed the box and ran, BOOM!!! a smoke mine went off choking Scootaloo. She fell to the ground, still cluching the box in between her hooves....

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The problem with Applebloom: Part 13

posted by shadowknuxgirl

"This is the only place I imagine they could be..." Rarity explained as they walked up to Fluttershy's cottage. Twilight opened the door, without knocking. The problem didn't call for "politeness". Inside they saw Applebloom, but screamed at what they saw. It looked as if Applebloom was missing something. Her head. At the sound of the scream, Applebloom quickly raised her head off the ground, and turned to the door entrance. Twilight and Rarity's screams quickly faded, seeing as Applebloom's head was still in-tact with her body, just at an angle where they couldn't see it. Fluttershy then flew...

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Idea for an upcoming Fanfic.

posted by Alue26

Fellow Bronies and Pegasisters, hear me be. I have an idea for a new series of fanfics, but I want to hear your opinion from it.

I know that there already is a fanfic with the horrors of War with Ponies out there, but I want to write another fic with War in it. Now, what I want to hear is, is this a great idea, of is it plain plagiarism?

It's an issue that keeps on bugging me. For the ones who want to know what the story is going to be like, let's just say that some Humans find the Portal to Equestria and that they don't have good intentions for the inhabitants of that world. Now, it's not going...

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Read It and Weep, The Journey of the New Brony.

posted by triq267

So, I've been thinking of this for a while, but now I'm gonna put it into words. In the episode Read It and Weep, there are many comparisons to be made between regenboog Dash and a new brony's journeys. Let me explain with a generic model that fits both stories.

1. A trusted friend suggests u try a form of entertainment that u normally wouldn't try.
2. After much thought, u reluctantly give in.
3. u begin to get interested, and realize that u enjoy it.
4. u feel embaressed and hide it from your friends.
5. u find yourself partaking in it any chance u get, and when u aren't doing...

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Equestrian Tales Chapters 7 and 8

posted by Tawnyjay

Chapter 7: Twilight Sparkle
    I wistfully watched as Spring hurried away. “And she seemed like such a sweet girl…” Rarity sighed.
    “We need to get away, fast.” regenboog nodded at the now-stirring Trixie. So we shot away, our hooves pounding on the ground.
    We found shelter in a hollow boulder in the middle of the forest where the village was. Rarity’s eyes flashed briefly. She hated boulders, ever since that Tom incident…
    “It’ll have to do for now, I suppose,” she muttered as she sat...

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The mystery of happiness: part: nineteen

posted by whiteclaw

The Mayor stood behind the curtain, waiting for it to lift up. She had gegeven many speeches before, but a speech about murders? She had spoken to her citizens about disasters in the past. But nothing to this extent.

CRASH!!! "Derpy! What did I tell u about coming behind stage? You`re supposed to lift the curtain not handle the stage lights." snapped the Mayor. "I`m sorry, I dun`t know wat da problem es?!" replied the Pegasus. Then she lifted the curtaon as she was instructed.

The crowd cheered and applauded, as the Mayor made her way to the podium. She took a deep breath, and grabbed her...

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My fan Characters~

posted by Tawnyjay

DEWY SHINE

Dewy Shine is a very smart and resourceful pegasus. She cares a lot about what others think of her intelligence, and is very offended if anyone vragen her. She's mostly nice, but if u insult her intellect...

MIDNIGHT OWL

Midnight Owl is very quiet and sweet. She is the assistant to Princess Luna, and is very easily stressed out and depressed. She is a unicorn.

TROLLSPARK

Technically, this is my friend's FC, but she let me write it on here.
Trollspark is a naughty unicorn with unusually strong magic. She enjoys causing distress among the citizens of Ponyville, though if they tell...

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Twilight in Oblivion: four

posted by AquoMoon

Once Twilight woke up in kasteel Oblivion she found the card to go through the door and a piece of paper and a quil pen, so she wrote the letter to all her vrienden in ponyville
to come rescue her. Twilight wondered about the card that Axel gave her then the stallion came and asked her,"So are u ready for another trip?" "Yes I am can u wait a few minuets Axel?" asked Twilight nicely the satlliuon answered back,"I am not Axel but u could wait a few minuets before your vrienden come, here I'll use the corriador of Darkness to summon them here."

Once the stallion summoned the corriador all...

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Ponies Through Time- Chapter 1

posted by Katie_Kat200

First chapter... of a lot XD. This is act 1... the cave times, when things were simpler and ponies had to hunt for the food (no they weren't meat eaters.... really...) This is actually a fan fiction based on events that happened through world history and the ponies being placed in them. So its like History fan Fiction of something. I don't know... So enjoy this first chapter :3

Twilight Sparkle peeked out of her bibliotheek cave into the sunshine. It was morning and she had been buried in her blanket all night after a cold night. She looked around. Just another dag in Ponyville… 7000 BCE.

“Stalagspike!”...

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The mystery of happiness part: eleven

posted by whiteclaw

Just for you guys x3

The news of foto Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter u may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir u have exactly two hours before showtime are u ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see u there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the mes was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue pony with a mask and outfit on.

The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do u want?!" Toity...