My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Pony.Mov, Crossover... PART 7

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posted by Canada24

^^ "That is some good s***!"

"Damn!" prime Twilight cried disppointedly.

"Sorry sweetie. But it's offical. There is absolutely nothing, that ANY of my boeken can tell me about creating a portal to their universe" prime Twilight zei to prime Pinkie.

"Are u sure!? Maybe we should double look!" prime Pinkie cried, preparing to dig though all the boeken they had piled all over the particular room of prime Twilight's house.

"We already did that, two dozen times" prime Twilight replied, holding back her uncharacteristically tense, roze friend.

prime Pinkie simply groaned in response.

prime Pinkie looked behind her, beliefly checking on the MOV characters.

In a reference to Scary Movie 1, Dragonowitiz turned a fishtank into one of those huge drug bongs, smocking from it as the other MOV characters chanted him on. (in the film, this is the scene when Ghostface arrives seemingly to kill them, but ends up using the bong as well, as he uncharactistically, just hangs out with them).

When Dragonowitiz stopped he stonedly said, "That is some good s***!"

Making the other MOV characters cheer.

prime Pinkie groaned again, at the thought of still being stuck with those three.

"Hey! Check it out we're just different colors! (too prime Twilight and prime Pinkie), Either of u wanna make 'purple'!?" Dragonowitiz cried.

Having gathered what he 'really' ment, the prime characters both studded at the very thought.

"I don't know how much longer I could handle this" prime Pinkie groaned.

"Maybe it's about time we informed Celestia. Maybe she could help handle this" prime Twilight.

"But won't we need 'our' Spike. And isn't he still away?" prime Pinkie asked.

"Not if we see her in person" prime Twilight insisted.

"What!?" prime Pinkie cried.

"She'll never believe us. I mean. how could she" prime Twilight insisted.

"But won't we still need 'our' Spike to inform her we're coming?" prime Pinkie asked.

"I'm back!" prime Spike cried, suddenly appearing at the door, but soon looked shocked as he saw the MOV characters.

"Hey, Spike it's you!" SwagDash cried to Dragonowitiz, who ALREADY out of his stoned state.

"Are u kiddin.. That looks NOTHING like me" Dragonowitiz replied.

tailsfan111 and NocturnalMirage like this

Canada24 I'm sorry this probably isn't one of my best chapters.. I knew it wasn't going to be. And tried making up for it by all the references. and Derpy image at the end

Seanthehedgehog It's not bad. In fact I thought it was good

Canada24 Cool

NocturnalMirage I agree, it was good. I liked the movie reference, it was appropriate in this context, but it would have been even more funnier if you let us figure out which movie it was from... Anyways, nice job, once again! :)

Canada24 The joke about about Dragonowitiz being so stoned he just saw various colors. Is actually from Two and a Half Mem.. So their we're actually 2 references

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2... PART 3

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT SAME EVENING:

The main six were gathered at a table.

Pinkie: (saddened) I can't believe it.. Saten just left like that..

Twilight: Oh, he'll be back.. He's just trying to impress that Starlight, girl..

AJ: Ah don't know Twilight. Ah think this may be meer serious than ya realize.. Ah mean.. Deep down. Saten is a very depressed person.. And having the change to lose the cutie mark he never wanted in the first place.. This is a big opportunity for him.

Twilight: Relax, it'll be fi-

Rarity: (gasps) What in the name of Equestria is that?!

Shopkeeper: Welcome! Care to sample some local fashion?...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2.. PART 3

posted by Canada24

Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have u here.

Rainbow Dash: [groans]

Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, regenboog Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..

Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) u can call me "anything u want"

Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but u could call me "anything u want.

Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.

Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 87 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 16, 1959
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 6:50 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki, and Meadow were having breakfast.

Nikki: Drink some coffee.
Meadow: No thank you.
Nikki: u should have some to keep u awake.
Meadow: I don't need it.
Nikki: u stayed up really late last night doing that drag racing bullshit. u need to drink coffee.
Meadow: *Walks away*
Nikki: Where are u going?
Meadow: Work.
Nikki: We have ten minuten until it starts!
Meadow: I don't care.

Nikki was concerned for Meadow. She never acted like this before. Later that day, Meadow was in Cheyenne, and Nikki was driving...

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Saten Twist Adventures: S2E2 ... PART 2

posted by Canada24

LATER THAT DAY:
Saten: (groans) Ohh.. My head still hurts.
AppleJack: Well, that's what ya get for drinking five whole wine bottles at once.
Saten: (groans) Yeah, yeah..

Rainbow Dash: ''This'' is where the map sent us? It looks like the most boring place in Equestria.
Applejack: It's just an ordinary village full of ordinary pony folk.
Twilight: Saten? Your from Fillydefia? Any idea what this town is called?
Satan: That's just it.. I never seen this place before. Witch is weird..
Twilight: Hmmm... That "is" weird.
Fluttershy: I think it's lovely.
Satan: (groans) of coarse u do..
Pinkie Pie: I don't...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 86 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 85 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Chimney Sweep

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and regenboog Dash found my scooter. It was stolen door some intoxicated stallion. He was laying on his front yard behind it.

Rainbow Dash: Alright. Let's try not to wake him up.
Scootaloo: *Quietly gets the scooter* .

It was laying on it's side, so I had to put it back onto it's wheels.

Scootaloo: *Quietly puts the scooter onto it's wheels*
Rainbow Dash: *Winks, and signals her to go home*
Scootaloo: *Rides her scooter back home, but sees three guards*
Guard 3: There she is!! *Shooting at Scootaloo*
Scootaloo: AH! *Rides away*
Rainbow Dash: Go home pagina Scootaloo! I'll fight them off!
Scootaloo:...

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When I woke up, I found myself in a basement, tied up to a table. The basement was dark, and there was..... u know what? This is taking up too much time. The basement looked exactly just like the one in Cupcakes.

Scootaloo: *Looks up at a banner that says Life Is A Party* A party? What kind of pony would throw a party like this?
Jeff: *Arrives* Someone that isn't a pony.
Scootaloo: *Screams, but stops* Wait a second. You're regenboog Dash, and Pinkie Pie in disguise.
Jeff: Nope. Speaking of regenboog Dash, do u remember that race she had with a guy in a black sedan yesterday?
Scootaloo: Yes....

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Don't Eat Cupcakes On Sunday With Jeff The Killer Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Me, and regenboog Dash got all of our stuff into our new home. Then she told me why u shouldn't eat cupcakes on Sunday.

Rainbow Dash: A few weeks ago, a pony was eating a koekje, cupcake on Sunday, then something horrible happened.
Scootaloo: What was it?
Rainbow Dash: She got attacked door some human named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: Jeff The Killer?
Rainbow Dash: He's this guy from some pathetic type of fan fiction called Creepy Pasta. The fanfic itself was named Jeff The Killer.
Scootaloo: He got a fanfic named after himself?
Rainbow Dash: Yeah, but it's really boring, and no one cares about it. Anyway,...

On The Block Episode 15 Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic regenboog as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Corporal Agarn was helping Captain Parmenter put weapons in the supply room when this happened.

Dobbs: *Playing his bugle*
Corporal Agarn: Hey, wait a second....

On The Block Episode 15 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do u mean u don't know? What caused u to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are u going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...

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regenboog Dash and Pinkie Pie

posted by bluethunder25

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favoriete duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favoriete one in my volgende article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and regenboog Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got regenboog Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, regenboog Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 83 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I kruis the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just volgende to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...

Grand Theft Ponies Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Wonderbolt toon Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B door the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go meer into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon, and Case kraker, cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are u talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll verplaats his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit u could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 81 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minuten away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, u may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...

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Spike It Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, u need to improve your performance. Especially u Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. u maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. u don't pass the ball to your teammates, u caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....

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Project Nexus ACT 1 Part 1 "Introduction"

posted by SomeoneButNoone

WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if u dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like writing some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered door wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...

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Flash Sentry Rant Part 2!

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: There will be meer swearing than last time (And it'll be meer intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls reekalf, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

regenboog Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...