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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: toon business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you.
Director: But if u want this commercial in theatres we gotta see all the ponies that work on this railline.
Pete: Alrighty then. Get ready to meet the crew.
Director: *climbs in cab*
commercial crew: *gets in train*
Director: These bigboys u have, are they normally used for hauling passengers?
Pete: Nope. We're only using this for the passenger train today, because we have a commercial to shoot. *backs up train*

Pete took the director, and his crew to the station in Cheyenne.

Hawkeye: *arrives* What's going on here?
Snowflake: Pete's shooting a commercial for our railroad.
Hawkeye: Is he really?
Red Rose: Yup.
Honey: He's been taking this pretty seriously.
Hawkeye: And who wouldn't? I'd make sure the commercial I was shooting would be excellent.
Pete: Hawkeye, where's Coffee Creme, and Orion?
Hawkeye: They'll be here soon. The train they're driving stopped, and is refueling.
Pete: And where is Percy and Jeff?
Percy: Right here sir.
Jeff: Wouldn't miss this for the world.
Pete: Good, cuz this is the most important part of the commercial. I gotta get in front of the camera with all of you.
Gordon: Whoa whoa whoa! Hold up u losers. What's going on here?
Hawkeye: We're shooting a commercial. Winner
Gordon: W-
Hawkeye: Of the loser's championship!
Gordon: UGH!! I was going to come back here, and get rehired, but I guess not! *walks away*
Director: Well, if that's the case, u can't be in the commercial.
Gordon: I don't wanna be in it anyway!

Director: Not you!! Pete!
Pete: What?! He's not in the crew anymore, he was fired!
Director: Then rehire him so he can be a part of the crew.
Hawkeye: If only u were here for the two, and a half years Gordon worked on this line.
Director: Listen to me. I want that stallion back here, of the commercial is off. do u hear me?! OFF!
Pete: Fine! We'll get him back.
Orion: *arrives at station*
Coffee Creme: *teleports on platform* Hello everypony.
Pete: Coffee Creme, good. You're here. I need you, and Hawkeye to go find Gordon, and persuade him to come back to our line.
Hawkeye: u must be joking.
Pete: Unfortunately I'm not. This is serious if we want to get the commercial going again.
Director: u have a week to get him back door the way.
Hawkeye: Fine, we'll do it. Let's go Coffee Creme. *walks to car*
Coffee Creme: How are we supposed to find him?
Hawkeye: Easy, he's orange, overweight, and is a unicorn.That pretty much describes him. *gets in car* Let's go.
Coffee Creme: *gets in Hawkeye's car*

2 B continued
 Hawkeye's car
Hawkeye's car
posted by Canada24
Two weeks after we last left off.

Today was the day, Ditto was suppose to come.

"I still can't believe we have to do this" Dash groaned, her nose still bandaged and she hovered over them.

"Hey, it's not our call, it's Celestia's" Twilight told the young Pegasus.

"Fine" Dash groaned.

"Lets just hope he dosen't try anything" She added.

Everyone agreed.

Eventually Celestia flew down in her carriage, carrying Ditto in it as well.

"Ahh, there u are" Twilight said.

Celestia noded and got out of the carriage, and took Ditto out of it also, who looked not at all pleased about being here.

Twilight and the others...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, and Ms. Bonjour were on top, boven of the train while Fenix was in his car calling the police.

Fenix: That's right. They're on top, boven of a train, and one of them is an agent of the C.I.E. Please, you've got to help him.
Police: Ok, we'll send some units to try, and stop whoever is killing your friend.

On the train.

Ms. Bonjour: *kicks Con*
Con: *Nearly falls off*
Ms. Bonjour: Au Revoir Mr. Mane.
Con: *Climbs back on*
Ms. Bonjour: Grrr. *Hits Con*
Con: *Punches Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: *lays on roof*
Con: *Kicks Ms. Bonjour*
Ms. Bonjour: Signal!
Con: *gets hit door signal*
Ms. Bonjour: Hahahaha!
Con: *Falls...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan : but... but... but... JADE!
Jade : hell yea...
Shadow : wait a second... but... u was in Africa
Jade : I heard that guys kicking your ezel soo...
Shadow : oh well...
Dan : but... how... where... WHAAAT!
Jade : no time to lose lets GO!
Yes its her, best double agent in the world, If she wants to kick our corp. asses... she gonna DO IT... but she with us now...
Dan : u right!
Everypony start running to the small hallway and they jump into truck
Jade : GO GO GO!
Driver : *move truck*
The truck goes to the city then to the black alley
Dan : Jade... where w-
Jade : *put gun to Dan Head* shut up! now...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen door Braeburn
Sunset Shimmer's car, stolen by Braeburn
Braeburn was out of the tournament, and was very angry.

Sergi: *parks car*
Braeburn: *walks toward Sergi's car*
Apyr: We got company
Braeburn: *carrying baseball bat*
Sergi: Well, we're outta here *floors it*
Braeburn: Oh no u don't!! *runs to car* Give me your car!!
Sunset Shimmer: No, get lost!
Braeburn: *hits Sunset Shimmer with bat*
Sunset Shimmer: *Knocked Out*
Braeburn: *steals car*

Sergi was driving toward the highway out of Canterlot

Braeburn: *gets behind Sergi*
Apyr: Are u kidding me?
Sergi: What's the matter?
Apyr: Braeburn is following us!
Braeburn: GET BACK HERE!!
Police: *sees car chase*...
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posted by NeonInfernoLord
Funny how a town filled with so much joy could befall to such a deadly game…

It was total darkness in…wherever she was. Her eyes adjusted somewhat to it but as far as she knew she was in a hole. She tried to verplaats but she realized her entire lower body was encased inside of something. It was so snug until the point that she couldn't even feel her lower body.

"H-hello!? Rarity!? Scootaloo!?" Sweetie Belle screamed out but couldn't make anything out in the vacant abyss. She let out little whimpers as another voice rang from her side.

"S-sweetie Belle, I'm right here!" The voice of Scootaloo rang...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
A lot of people think Moonraker is the worst Bond film, but what about Nightmare Moonraker?

We begin in western europe, as an airplane with ponies that are learning to skydive is flying 30,000 feet above the air

Russian pony: I have never done this before. Have you?
Con: No.
Russian pony: Oh u from United States of Equestria?
Con: Yeah. So is this pony
Luna: Hi.
Russian pony: Hello *casts a spell*
Con: What are u doing?
Russian pony: *turns luna evil*
Nightmare moon: *grabs parachutes*
Con: What did u do?
Russian pony: I turned Luna evil!
Con: u sick asshole *hits russian*
Russian pony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: u see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do u think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, u there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a meld of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...
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*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that u will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, of just relaxing their dag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other meer often....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In case u are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straat to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the oranje stallion asked. "Our volgende target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...
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Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are u waiting for? Stab me if u can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are u doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, u are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...
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posted by savana89
"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR vrienden but i forgive u now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed u to do u need any help dashy"
"ya can u um(looks aroud) can u clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back u must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE u SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"
Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are u okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do u have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do u need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he zei he was. Later, Score introduced her vrienden to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...
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Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made door Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This toon was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by karinabrony
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 23

All For None, and None For All

May 10, 1953

It was a beautiful dag in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.

Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have u done?
Pete: You're...
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added by ChibiEmmy
Spike:Peter,another drink.
Peter:My friend,you had enough for today!
Spike:Hey,you want my money,you don"t care about me!
Peter:I care about you.We have 20 years that know each other.Now,if u want,I can give u a job and..
Spike:No,I want more..More and more...
Jordan:Hey,we are men,and we are going to drink.I will give this man a drink.
Spike:Thanks man!
Jordan:No problem!I get what u are passing!Do u have children and a wife?
Spike:*sigh*Not anymore.
Jordan:Better!Now don"t worry.Drink as much as u want.
Spike:Nah,I got to go!
Jordan:Then,see ya!
Spike:*enters in a casino*
Worker:We're closed!You...
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An assassin and a gaming pony play something about trains.
video
my
magic
friendship
my little pony
friendship is magic
my little pony friendship is magic
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor