My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Hedgehog In Ponyville 7 part 11

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

After the Nazis were defeated, Celestia walked over to us.

Celestia: u have saved us all.
Sean: I couldn't have done it without regenboog Dash.
regenboog Dash: Ha! In your face Applejack!
Sean: And Applejack
Applejack: Ha! In your face regenboog Dash!
Sean: Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Ja.
Sean: Fluttershy
Fluttershy: *squee*
Sean: Rarity
Rarity: Oh, so glad to help u darling.
Sean: And Tw-
Twilight: Man, u forgot to mention my name!
Sean: I was just about to.
Twilight: Bullshit.
Celestia: Twilight! Why are u acting like this?
Twilight: I do a bunch of shit for all y'all, and no one eva thanks me.
Pinkie Pie: Well u did try to rob from us one time.
Twilight: That was a long fucking time ago!! Quit bringing dat up!! Fuck dis! *flies off*
Celestia: Twilight!! GET BACK HERE!!
Sean: Let her go. Tomorrow, she'll realize her mistake, and come back to us.

But I was wrong. Twilight flew to the Nazi base in Ponyville

Nazis: Intruder!!
Robotnik: She's not attacking! Hold your fire!!
Twilight: Are u Robotnik?
Robotnik: Yes.
Twilight: I need yo help man. Everypony here hates me, and I want to get revenge on dem.
Robotnik: Are u a woman?
Twilight: With a black man's voice, I know! My princess did dat to me, and she refuses to change dat spell.
Robotnik: So, why are u here?
Twilight: If killing these ponies, and that hedgehog is what it takes, I'm up for it. I want to kom bij yo' army.
Robotnik: Wunderbar. Attention all units! Twilight Sparkle is now a part of our army.

The End

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Of Cutie Marks and Curses: Chapter 2: Poisoned appel, appel, apple

posted by MinervaHoot

Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the vorige installment, its based on creepypastas, meer specifically Jeff the Killer. Please commentaar and stuff.
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Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a divan, bank she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...

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An outlaw named despair (Lyrics)

posted by whiteclaw

(To the tune of heart-shaped box door Nirvana)

Sitting door the door waiting for u to come back, I`ve hated so much my red hair has turned black.
For countless weeks, I have trapped myself in fear and priceless bread. Just waiting for the chance to rest my little head.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait.(x3)

My green foal`s breath has cut through my flawless mane. I have no meer urges to play our silly game.
I wish i could pay your debt, when u ask to forget.

Chorus: If their is any angels left, I got a harsh request. Don`t stop to hesitate!!! Theirs little fillies who have to pray and wait. (x3)

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pony Stuff

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Source: Obviously Not Me...

Awesome pony pics

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Awesome pony pics

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Princess Celestia, A Troll of Jokester?

posted by karinabrony

Hello. I have been hearing from a lot of bronies that Princess Celestia is a troll. There are a lot of reasons to mark that, so I will toon u them.

Reason one: In The Ticket Master, she gave Twilight Sparkle only two tickets when she already knew that she has 5 friends. Twilight Sparkle was stressing out for nothing in the end.

Reason two: When Twilight Sparkle was talking to Princess Celestia about when she banished Luna to the moon, Celestia tried to change the subject, saying, ''Go make some friends!''. This redirected her attention.

Reason three: In the episode Bird In A Hoof, Mrs. Cake...

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Dirty Harry Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

They reached the house, but it seemed vacant.

Harry: Let's check in the alley. *goes in*
Peter: *follows*
Harry: *looks in house*
Peter: u see anyone?
Harry: Yeah *looks at mare* And she's naked.
hobos: *hit Harry* What do u think you're doing perv? We oughta call the cops on you!
Harry: I am the cops
hobos: *beat up Harry*
Peter: That's enough! San Franciscolt Police Department!
hobos: *stand near wall*
Harry: Let them go. We gotta check somewhere else.
operator: Inspector 71, u there?
Harry: Yeah. What's up?
operator: We've got a meld of a pony trying to commit suicide on the TransEquestria...

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Pipsqueak and Luna: A Time Together pt. 1

posted by mariofan14

*This story shall be divided into two parts, both of them bearing a similar aspect to the seconde story of Cinderella II: Dreams Come True. I hope that u will all enjoy this. I apologize for it being too long.*

It was a great sunny dag in Ponyville. Everyone was doing their usual business, whether it be doing work, talking to others, of just relaxing their dag away. As we get to the schoolhouse, we see the little colts and fillies come running out of the door. But why? Because school was out for the summer! Everyone there was very happy to leave so they could hang out with each other meer often....

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Dr. Ani (A Con Mane Story)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In case u are wondering, ani is korean for no.

Three old blind stallions were walking alongside a straat to a club. They were all walking with canes making sure they weren't going to hit anything. They kept walking until they saw a pony get in a red sports car. Yes, the stallions were old, but they weren't blind. As the pony was getting in his sports car the stallions shot him. Then they got in a old hearse, and drove away. "One agent down two to go." the driver said. "Who are we killing next?" the oranje stallion asked. "Our volgende target is a yellow Alicorn that lives right here." The driver...

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Discord is Back part 13......A kiss is the cure

posted by applejackrocks

Stormy: That's enough Discord!!
Discord: nothing is enough for me!
Score: (picks up Nikki and takes her behind some bushes) I'm so sorry Nikki, *sniff* hang on there! (Goes back to fight)
Stormy: Your never gonna get away with this!
Discord: I already got away with this! BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Score: Well? What are u waiting for? Stab me if u can.
Discord: Very Well, (picks up Score) ready?
Score: Rea-
Stormy: WAIT!!!!
Score: Stormy?! What are u doing?!?
Stormy: Listen Discord, u are-
Discord: So powerful? So Handsome? So evil?
Stormy: uhhh..no
Discord: Then what am I?
Score: Don't listen to her! Stab me!...

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raindrop dash prt2

posted by savana89

"rain bow dash!!!"
"hu pinky? what is it?"
"your sister is back"
"WHAT BUT HOW!!!!"
"i dont know shes coming-(passes out on grond)
"hello dashy my little sister WHO PUT A CURS ON ME AND BAND ME WITH YOUR vrienden but i forgive u now"
"uh.....i missed you?"
"aw i missed u to do u need any help dashy"
"ya can u um(looks aroud) can u clear all the clouds for me?"
"oh yes dashy(flys away)"
"i need to tell that egg head"
LATER
"SPIKE,take a leter"
"ok"
"D-"
"ill do it"
"ok"
"dear princesses, my sister is back u must come save us befor it happens from rain bow"
"hmm that was sort"
"whatever"
"oh dear sister whats going on ARE u SENDING A LETTER TO THE PRINESSES!!!"
"no no not at all(spikes sends the leter) its a letter to my... docter"
"ok dashy ill be back!"

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Discord is back part 4........Continuing with Partners

posted by applejackrocks

Back with the story......

Pixel: So what u- Ow!
Score: What happen?
Pixel: A stupid TW scratched me...
Score: *gasp* Are u okay?
Pixel: Yea....but it's bleeding..
Score: Don't worry, I know somepony who can help
Pixel: Really? Who?
Score: AZURA!!!
Azura: yes?
Score: Do u have any bandages?
Azura: yes, I do. Do u need some?
Score: Yep

After Azura put some bandages on Pixel, Score explained everything that was happening, and asked him if he wanted to join, he zei he was. Later, Score introduced her vrienden to Pixel.

Brawny: Welcome to the herd brother
Pixel: *laughs*
Stormy: okay, now what?
Cotton Swirls:...

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My thoughts about the toys.

posted by Alue26

Greetings, fellow Bronies, it's me again, writing another piece of my thoughts. Today, it's going to be about the stuff made door Hasbro.

That's right! I'm going to tell about the toys! Now, don't get me wrong, I understand why they made them. This toon was targetted to little children, so it was obvious that there were going to be toys based of that. But, that's what it means for me.

I'm not going to condem you, Bronies who have toys of the Mane Six and others, but I'm going to talk about my opinion about it.

For me, it's a little akward to see grown men playing with 5 Centimeter long bright colored...