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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Jeff
Jeff
Richard, and John arrived at the airport.

Richard: *Waiting door entrance*
Jeff: *Goes to desk* Hi, one ticket for Manehattan.
Cashier: That'll be $20.
Jeff: *Gives Cashier $20 bill*
Cashier: *Gives Jeff ticket* Enjoy your flight.
John: *Shows police badge* Hello, can I see that dollar the oranje pony just gave you?
Cashier: Sure *Shows dollar bill*
John: *Looking at dollar bill* u wouldn't happen to have a pencil, would you?
Cashier: Sure *Gives John pencil*
John: *Erases part of dollar*
Richard: Is he our pony?
John: Yeah.
Richard: *Goes towards Jeff* Los Pegasus Police Department.
Jeff: *Runs*
Richard: hallo wait!! *Chases Jeff*
John: *Watches*
Jeff: *Running*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Pushes mare out of way*
Richard: *Passes Mare*
Jeff: *Running up escalator*
Richard: *Chasing Jeff*
Jeff: *Runs into colt*
Colt: Hey, watch where you're going!
Jeff: *Runs into bathroom*
Richard: *Enters bathroom*

All the stall doors were closed.

Richard: Only three of them. *Kicks first stall door*
Pony: Hey, what the fuck do u think you're doing?!
Richard: *Kicks seconde stall door*
pony 2: Are u on crack?! Leave me alone.
Richard: *Kicks third stall door*

The door opened, and Jeff hit Richard with a suitcase.

Jeff: *About to escape*
Richard: *Shoots suitcase* Stop!
Jeff: *Stops*
Richard: You're underarrest. *Handcuffs Jeff*
Jeff: u can't do this to me man.
Richard: Oh yeah. I don't see anypony trying to stop me.
Security Guard: Freeze! *Pointing gun at Richard* Who are you?
Richard: Los Pegasus Police Department, I'm arresting this pony for counterfeit.
John: Freeze!! *Pointing gun at security* Put your gun down!
Richard: It's just security Johnny.
Security: *Turns around* And who are you?
Random stallion: Uh.. I just came here to pee. *runs away*

Meanwhile in Jail.

Police Officer: Jeff. u got a visitor.
Jeff: Great. *Goes to visitor section*
Rick: Hello Jeff.
Jeff: hallo man. I've been set up.
Rick: I know u have. That's why I'm here.
Jeff: Who do u think did this?
Rick: I don't know, but I'll soon find out.
Jeff: Alright man. But if u don't find that fucking asshole, I'll kill him myself.
Rick: No u won't. I will.
Police Officer: Time's up.
Jeff: hallo man. Don't forget me.
Rick: I won't.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicagoat to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: toon business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con Mane has returned.

We begin our story in Beijing, which was violently taken over door the koreans.

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* meer like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do u need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that u know...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is another story with Con Mane in it. Right now he is planting explosives in a russian military base disguised as a bar.

Con Mane: Ok time to head up. *walks into bar*
Scarlet: Everytime it rains it rains pennies from heaven *eyes Con*
Con: *walks up meer stairs heading in the bathroom*
Russian pony: Hey. I saw u enter the explosive room.
Con: Oh did you? *fights russian pony*
Scarlet: What are u doing?!
Con: *throws russian into bathtub*
Russian pony: *pulls out gun*
Con: *throws fan into tub which electrocutes the russian pony* Shocking. Positively shocking.

Mares and stallions,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con & Twilight continued to the secret base.

Twilight: Alright were here. We need to sneak in *turns invisible*
Con: *turns invisible*
Russian pony35: *enters base*
Con & Twilight: *follow russian*
Russian pony35: hm?
Twilight: *snaps russian's neck*
Russian pony45: Hold on. *walks toward Twilight*
Con: *puts silencer on gun*
Russian pony45: huh? Там есть плавающая пушка! *there's a floating gun*
Con: *shoots russian pony*
Russian pony36: Там есть плавающая пушка!
Con: *kills that russian* How many are we dealing with here?
Twilight: Man I don't know! Find...
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The volgende dag in school, everypony started to stare at Cadence with a nasty look. Cadence turned red of embarresment. "So ya have the guts to cone to school after calling Chrysalis a bully!" zei a colt. Cadence got mad. "She is a bully! She is always mean to me!" she shouted out. "Oh yeah? When?!" zei another mare. "Ummmmm.." mumbled Cadence, trying to find a lie. "Liar!" zei a colt as he walked away. Cadence ran to the Mares' bathroom crying, and she spotted Chrysalis in the bathroom too.

Chrysalis: Why are u crying Cadence?
Cadence: YOU! *stands up* u RUINED MY LIFE!
Chrysalis: *confused*...
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 Toothy
Toothy
Chapter 5: talk about eye candy

it was to weeks after Pop and Cub got to Ponyville, Cub came back, none of the ponies understood the system but they were glad it existed. “i wonder who's coming today.” Flippy thought. “hmm......judging door who has come already............either Cuddles, Giggles of Toothy are next, too many killers have come.”

“hey Flippy, could u help me with something?” Twilight asked.

“what is it, I was thinking of who's coming today.”

“well, someone is coming today and they want a party but Pinkie is sick.” Twilight explained.

“oh my god, with what?”...
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So this is my first pony fic! Tell me what u think please?
“Where are we going, Twilight?” appeldrank, applejack asked. Twilight Sparkle ignored her friend, and plodded onward through the Evergreen Forest, oblivious to the fear emanating from her companions.

“Wh-why are we in here?” Fluttershy stammered nervously, almost forgetting to flap her wings as she hovered above the other ponies. Twilight turned to her, the exasperation clear on her face.
“I told you, I need a special root for my spells, and it only grows in the Evergreen Forest!”
Fluttershy nodded and muttered a quick “yes”, trembling....
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posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are u doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild animals and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt door them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This dag is going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dag was going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my vrienden to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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