It's a normal day, and Blazin' is out on a walk with Fluttershy and Princess Luna to get Luna to be meer used to the daytime. During the walk, he steps past a drawing that looks nothing like a pony would make...
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd u stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did u draw that? This pony looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a pony that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three meer minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made door creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real pony and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And u are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". u up for it? u can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see u on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his toon to begin.
Twilight: u ready?
Blazin': u bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would kom bij Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to kom bij him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the pony drawing u saw. Luna made me real to help u out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': u bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things u too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send u to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to of I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. u alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the bureau in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see u volgende week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was volgende door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': u are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish u would've been created sooner! I should toon u around sometime. u know anyone?
Brownie: I made vrienden with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, u can toon me around. See u tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
Fluttershy: Hey, Blue, why'd u stop?
Blazin': It's this drawing I came across. *levitates it so she and Luna can also see it*
Luna: That looks cool. Did u draw that? This pony looks cute. Does she exist?
Blazin': I'm not sure-What? There's a signature. It reads "By Mark Bruce II". He's my creator!
Luna: This came from the real world!? That's not possible!
Fluttersy: Hm, she looks like a really kind pony. How come she hasn't been made into a real pony?
Blazin': That's what annoys me. My creator makes a great drawing of a pony that doesn't exist as a real character, and she doesn't become real! And further more....*goes on yelling for three meer minutes*
Rainbow: *sees Blazin' yelling* He seems really mad. I better hold off on the game of tag!
Blazin:...and that's what really grinds my horseshoes!
Twilight and Celestia appear, dressed like news reporters, noticing his public outburst.
Celestia: My, that was some rage going on there. What was that about?
Blazin': Character drawing, made door creator of me, not real pony.
Luna at this point has duplicated the drawing to use to make into a real pony and taken off to work at it.
Twilight: The news crew is looking for someone to give the residents something they can relate to. And u are perfect for it! We'll call your segment "What Grinds My Horseshoes". u up for it? u can vent about anything that annoys you. Games? I'm sure Button Mash can relate to that!
Blazin': I'm in. Where do I sign?
Celestia: Right here!
*Blazin' signs his name on the document*
Fluttershy: I'll be sure to see u on TV. I'll tell Scorch you'll be on TV!
*Later*
Celestia and Twilight are delivering the news to Ponyville, while Blazin' sits waiting for his toon to begin.
Twilight: u ready?
Blazin': u bet!
Luna is sitting in her room watching the show, almost done with making Brownie real. She would kom bij Blue to surprise him.
And before Blazin' can begin his rant....
Brownie: I was told to kom bij him here, to help him with anything he finds annoying.
Blazin': What the hay??
Brownie: Yes, the pony drawing u saw. Luna made me real to help u out. Wanna rant about things in games?
Blazin': u bet! *looks at camera* Button, if your'e watching, your'e gonna be annoyed at the things u too can find angering. Here we go. Wanna know what grinds my horseshoes? The computer of course, as in computer player. They cheat every time! How many times was I knocked off cliffs in Mario Kart Wii because the computer acted like a jerk? Too many times. If I could, I would jump in the game and take them out!
Button Mash: I know, right? It's so unfair how they win!
Brownie: I got something, too. What grinds my horseshoes? Cutters. I was in line getting coffee before I came here, and some impatient ponies cut in front of me. And now I'll address those who think they can get away with it. Try that again, and I'll send u to nurse Redheart in a hand basket!
Trixie: Yikes! She seems so nice on TV! How does she know me? I had to of I would be late for a game of magic tag, and i hate being late for anything!
Blazin': Nice work! I think we got through anything that made us upset for today. u alright, Your Highness and Twilight?
*Both ducking down behind the bureau in fear* Y-yes, we're fine. I guess nice ponies can get aggressive! This is Ponyville News Network, we'll see u volgende week!
Blazin' walks with Brownie to her house, which was volgende door to Twilight's house.
Blazin': u are the kindest mare I ever met. I wish u would've been created sooner! I should toon u around sometime. u know anyone?
Brownie: I made vrienden with Fluttershy, and that's it. Sure, u can toon me around. See u tomorrow. Gotta get some shut-eye!
Blazin' heads home, amazed at how a drawn character can be made real.
one of the most infamous and hated episodes of the show.... and for good reason, too.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, u could wis the episode from the globaal, algemene canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing meer than a waste of time and space.
where to even start with this thing? it gets EVERYTHING wrong! literally everything! from the lame premise, to the horrible execution, the brutal butchering of the characters, the pathetic "comedy", the Student 6 being pushed to the sidelines, the mean-spirited tone.... i literally can't think of anything they got right in this episode.
people say this one would've been better if it happened during the earlier seasons (like from S1-S3), but for me personally: i think it would've been better if Non-Compete Clause NEVER happened at all. like seriously, u could wis the episode from the globaal, algemene canon, and nothing would change. no value would be lost.
this episode is nothing meer than a waste of time and space.
THE volgende DAY:
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so u can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse u can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and u two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...
CRYSYAL EMPIRE:
Saten: Me?
Twilight: Yes.. Starlight really seems to like you, so u can be the one to help Starlight find her old friend, Sunburst.
Saten: ... Can I bring Derpy?
Twilight: (giggles) of coarse u can.. But Spike is going two, I don't have any jobs for him.
Saten: Fine, fine.
Twilight: Then it's settled! Shining Armor and I will head straight to the castle, and u two can head straight to Sunburst's!
Spike: Aye-aye, Princess!
Starlight: [nervously] Uh-huh.
Twilight: (to Shining) Alright, big brother, let's go see this amazing baby pony!
Shining Armor: [snoring] Ahhh... the baby...