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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This crossover is with MLP: FIM, and regenboog Dash presents.

Today is a really awesome day, even though my leg is friggen broken, but that doesn't really matter. I got the entire week off from work, and I am going to hang with my friends. I fly down to Twilight's house, and Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Spike are there. When I arrive Pinkie Pie says, "Rainbow Dash u made it. yes"

Twilight's mad I guess, because she's no longer an alicorn. She was gegeven this potion to drink from Princess Celestia, and she became an alicorn, but it only lasted for like eight hours. She fell from this cloud, and I couldn't find her. After falling to her death, I guess there was this other pony that brought her back to life. Now she's a unicorn again.

Anyway, we're all hanging out at Twilight's when Zecora comes knocking in the house.

Zecora: Are u guys having a party?
Twilight: No, and u can feel free to leave whenever u want!
Zecora: But I like your place. It has clean floors! AAAAAAAAAAAAH
regenboog Dash: Here we go again!
Rarity: Seriously?
regenboog Dash: I beat her once, I can do it again. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

The ground shook as we shouted at each other, then suddenly a huge bright light appeared in the middle of the room, and things seemed the same.

Twilight: What happened?
Zecora: I don't know. I was going to curse you, but she messed it up. u guys have really clean floors.
regenboog Dash: Aww yeah. Nopony can defeat the almighty regenboog Dash.
Pinkie Pie: If your curse didn't work what was with that huge light?
Zecora: No clue.

Then suddenly, another pony that looked almost like Twilight came walking down the stairs.

FIM Twilight: Man, what da fuq is dis?
Twilight: Do I really sound black in this world?
FIM Twilight: I don't know man. u try robbin a boat, and see what happens! Who are you?
regenboog Dash: I'm regenboog Dash, and these are my friends.
FIM: Twilight: regenboog Dash don't talk like that!
regenboog Dash: Well If I don't sound like regenboog Dash who am I then? Oh My god!! Have I been impersonating someone this entire time?!?!
Fluttershy: Uhm. No?
regenboog Dash: I'm scared! I don't wanna go to jail for impersonating somepony! *hugs Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: Get your capitolist hooves off me! *pushes regenboog Dash*
FIM Twilight: Man, this is crazy.
Spike: Well, they are idiots. Even this version of Twilight.
Twilight: Shut up.
FIM Twilight: Man, your Irish? I gotta get the rest of my friends. In the meantime, u make yoselves comfortable. *leaves*
Applejack: Why don't we go check out what this version of Equestria looks like.
Twilight: Not a bad idea, if u wanna get killed!
Rarity: I actually agree with appeldrank, applejack for once. Let's see what this version of Equestria looks like.
regenboog Dash: She did say we should make ourselves comfortable. In the meantime we oughta check out what this world looks like.
Zecora: It seems the same so far.
Twilight: Great. You're here. Whatever, let's get this over with.
Rarity: I wonder what the stallions are like. I'm going to make out with all of them!
Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Pinkie is going to try, and bribe the Celestia in this world to give Pinkie nuclear weapons. Then, when she returns to her world, she will bomb Fluttershy's house! *laughs*
Fluttershy: I don't want my house bombed!
Twilight: Let's just get out of here!

And so we left. Twilight, and Spike left with each other, I went with Applejack, and the rest just stayed with each other.

Pinkie was leading Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora to the other version of Pinkie Pie.

FIM Pinkie: *hopping down road*
Pinkie Pie: Hey! It's the other version of Pinkie. yes
Fluttershy: She has her own car? We only have buses.
Pinkie Pie: *sneaks into FIM Pinkie's car* Hello
FIM Pinkie: Ach!! Hey, u look just like me, but u sound different.
Pinkie Pie: That's because Pinkie is u from another world. Why is Pinkie german in this world?
FIM Pinkie: I was born in germany, and when I was a foal, I moved into the United States Of Equestria.
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie is a russian, and wants all germans dead, yes.
FIM Pinkie: Nein! Germans are cheerful!
Pinkie Pie: Germans are murderers. yes
FIM Pinkie: NEIN! I don't murder anyone!
Pinkie Pie: (I do, but she must not know this) Take Pinkie to Celestia
FIM Pinkie: Ok *drives*
Zecora: That was a clean car.

Meanwhile with me, and appeldrank, applejack

regenboog Dash: hallo look, it's the other version of Sweet appel, apple Acres.
Applejack: Cool. Wait a minute, who's that green pony on the rocking chair?
regenboog Dash: I don't know.
FIM Applejack: Hey, Big Mac, don't u think that pony with regenboog Dash looks like me?
Big Mac: Eeyup.
FIM Applejack: See if they can hang with us.
Big Mac: Eeyup *walks towards regenboog Dash, and Applejack*
regenboog Dash: Big Mac is walking towards us.
Applejack: I wonder what he wants.
Big Mac: *notices both ponies* Uh, hello.
regenboog Dash: Hi!
Big Mac: My sister wanted to know if u two could hang out, of help out?
regenboog Dash: Uh, ok.
Applejack: Yeah.

We followed Big Mac to the other Applejack, and soon she noticed something.

FIM Applejack: Hmm, your friend looks exactly like me.
regenboog Dash: That's because she's from another world.
FIM Applejack: ok. What's with your voice?
regenboog Dash: My voice? I always sounded like this?
FIM Applejack: Sounds too masculine. Are u spies? What have u done with my friends?! *hits regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: Aaah!! What have I done wrong?! We ended up here door accident! We're really from another world!!

Twilight, and Spike on the other hand.

Twilight: Well, at least all the ponies that live here aren't stupid.
Spike: Aye. None of them are saying meep, of have german accents.
FIM Pinkie: *stops driving* Twilight!!
Twilight: Except for this Pinkie.
Pinkie Pie: Twilight look! Pinkie has found her identical twin.
FIM Pinkie: Is this your Twilight?
Pinkie Pie: No, yes. Pinkie advises u to drive away quickly.
FIM Pinkie: *floors it*
Twilight: Welp, it seems like everyone hear has a car. Good riddance on public transportation.

FIM Twilight soon found Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and regenboog Dash.

FIM Rarity: What is it? And where's Pinkie Pie?
FIM Twilight: Man, I have no clue!
FIM Applejack: I suppose those other ponies that look exactly like us killed her! Their version of regenboog Dash was scared when I attacked her.
FIM regenboog Dash: Oh, of course u had to beat me up! Why couldn't u have gone for the one that looked like Rarity?
FIM Rarity: How dare you?! No one is supposed to hit a lady!
FIM regenboog Dash: We're all "Ladies" I think I can beat u up if I wanted to.
FIM Fluttershy: Um. Can no pony get beat up?
FIM Twilight: Thanks Fluttershy. Now listen, gather all the impostors, and bring them to my place. And while your at it, look for our Pinkie Pie.
Others: Yes ma'am! *run off*

The FIM Pinkie Pie was driving to Canterlot. RDP Pinkie was sticking to her plan on taking nuclear weapons.

FIM Pinkie: So what's with all these nuclear weapons u want?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie has plans to use these weapons to bomb Fluttershy's house! Hehehehahahahahaha!
FIM Pinkie: Your Fluttershy, of my Fluttershy?
RDP Pinkie: Pinkie's Fluttershy. She has not met the version of Fluttershy of this world yet. We're at the castle, stop here.
FIM Pinkie: *stops car*
RDP Pinkie: Now wait here, and Pinkie will return with the weapons. *goes to Celestia*
FIM Pinkie: (Why does she verplaats like a poorly animated cartoon?)
RDP Pinkie: Helloooo Celestia, yes.
Celestia: Hi Pinkie Pie. What brings u to Canterlot?
RDP Pinkie: (She's not british! of a mockery to Twilight! Whatever, u have something important to do) Pinkie would like to see your nuclear weapons, of bombs.
Celestia: Really?
RDP Pinkie: yes. Pinkie believes these 5,000 bits will cover for what you've got.
Celestia: *sees money* Ok. Please follow me.
RDP Pinkie: *follows Celestia*
Celestia: *opens door* These airplanes have bombs loaded in them already. Please take a look at them all, and choose what u want.

Meanwhile

RDP Twilight: *enters house* Ugh, I'm so bored here. I wanna go back to my version of Equestria.
RDP Spike: What about all those things u enjoyed when we were outside?
RDP Twilight: True. But there's nothing to do here.
FIM regenboog Dash: Except for sabotage with our minds! *kicks RDP Twilight*
FIM Twilight: Man, I told u not to attack them!!
FIM regenboog Dash: I don't give a buck, one of them made me look like a pussy! Where's regenboog Dash?!
RDP Spike: You're meer smarter then the regenboog Dash from our world, that's for sure.
FIM regenboog Dash: Shut up, and talk! *grabs gun*
FIM Applejack: Whoa whoa whoa, where did u get that?
FIM regenboog Dash: My boyfriend gave it to me!

Back at Sweet appel, apple Acres

RDP regenboog Dash: *wakes up* hallo Applejack, where are we?
RDP Applejack: We're at Sweet appel, apple Acres still. Why are we strapped to chairs?
RDP regenboog Dash: I don't know.
Applebloom: regenboog Dash? Applejack? What's going on?
RDP regenboog Dash: Uhhh. Big Mac is on crack! He tied us to these chairs for no reason!!
Applebloom: I didn't know he was obsessed with broken sidewalks. Anyways I gotta get u free *unties regenboog Dash*
RDP Applejack: Ok, now Dash untie me.
RDP regenboog Dash: Ok. *looks at rope* Uhhh. I'm not sure how to uh..
Applebloom: Seriously?
RDP regenboog Dash: *pushes chair*
RDP Applejack: *falls over* Ow! What are u doing?
RDP regenboog Dash: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Applebloom: This can't be for real. *cuts rope*
RDP Applejack: Oh thank u Applebloom! Now we gotta go. *runs*
RDP regenboog Dash: *Flies*

Meanwhile...

RDP Spike: We don't know where she is! All we know she's with Applejack!
FIM regenboog Dash: So they're at Sweet appel, apple Acres?
RDP Spike: Maybe!!
FIM regenboog Dash: *fires gun*
RDP Spike: *dodges bullet* Jeez! What do u want from us?! We don't know anything!!!
RDP Twilight: *makes gun disappear*
FIM regenboog Dash: Oh damnit.
RDP Twilight: Now listen. We really need to get back to our world. Get your Twilight to make a portal, and I'll go find my friends.
RDP Spike: They probably won't be your vrienden after we get back.

Then suddenly meer bullets hit the uithangbord near Twilight, and Spike.

RDP Twilight: What... The... Fuck?!
FIM regenboog Dash: *using sparkle cannon* Who zei we were done here?

Still. Could be worse

Pinkie Pie: Hehehehehehahahaha!!! Pinkie has acquired her aircraft. She can now go bomb Fluttershy's house!!
Police: *flying helicopters*
Pinkie Pie: No! Those cops are chasing Pinkie! What is Pinkie doing wrong?
Police: u are in a military air space, u must land!!
Pinkie Pie: Pinkie cannot surrender! *shoots helicopters*
Police: Nooo *crash*
FIM Pinkie: She did what?!
Celestia: Apparently, the other Pinkie flew the airplane I gave her, and she attacked two police helicopters.
FIM Pinkie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein! Now they'll think I shot them!!
Celestia: I'll inform the police about this at once.

Returning to the RDP Rarity, Fluttershy, and Zecora.

Rarity: If u didn't try to curse us, we would't be in this mess!
Zecora: That's it! With regenboog Dash missing, I'll have to curse you. Aaaaaaaaa
Rarity: Yeah, like that's going to work.
Zecora: Ok, u two are cursed now *runs off*
Fluttershy: Um. What do we do?
Rarity: Nothing!! That's what we do about everything!! Now I'm going to go find a stallion to rape

While Rarity, and Fluttershy were being cursed the RDP Twilight, and spike were still being interrogated door most of the FIM Mane 6.

FIM regenboog Dash: *holding sparkle cannon* Who zei we were done here?
RDP Twilight: I did, now let us go!
FIM Twilight: I'm really sorry about this. *shoot bullets*
RDP Twilight: *dodges fire*
RDP Spike: Oh boy, this will go on forever.
FIM regenboog Dash: u just gotta tell us where the impostures are.
RDP regenboog Dash: Hi Twilight
FIM regenboog Dash: *shoots other RD*
RDP regenboog Dash: Waaahhhhh! Oh my god! What was that for?!
FIM regenboog Dash: u made me look weak! In front of Applejack!!!
FIM Applejack: It was pretty funny though. How did Big Mac let u escape?
RDP regenboog Dash: It was Applebloom that let us free.
RDP Applejack: Why would u tell them that?
RDP regenboog Dash: I don't know. I really want to get out of here though.
Zecora: Hey, I cursed Rarity, and Fluttershy,
FIM Rarity: What? What kind of Zecora are you?
Zecora: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
FIM Twilight: Man, what's she doing?!
RDP regenboog Dash: She's trying to curse you!! I'll defend you! Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Zecora: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
RDP regenboog Dash: AAAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Zecora: Ugh, she keeps messing up my curse! You're lucky.
RDP Pinkie: *crashes airplane in Twilight's house* NO!! Pinkie attacked the wrong house!!!
RDP Fluttershy: *arrives with Rarity* Meep meep meep!
RDP Rarity: What?
RDP Twilight: I speak some retard. She zei she's glad that Pinkie can't bomb her house.
RDP Rarity: Oh. I didn't find any stallions to rape, so let's go.
Zecora: aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh this isn't a curse aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

And suddenly, we all started to go back to our home pagina world. After we arrived my leg was no longer broken, and the first thing I did after that was use the bathroom.

Fluttershy kept speaking retard, until she took some english classes, and learned english again.

Rarity got cursed door not being able to make out with stallions. Instead, she was forced to have lesbian sex.

Pinkie went back to doing whatever it is communists do when they discover a new place. They write about it, and plan to nuke it.

appeldrank, applejack just went back to work on her farm. She would kick trees, and apples would fall. That's pretty much all she does.

Then Twilight was gegeven another potion, and permanently became an alicorn. I think now she's a princess for leaving Ponyville for a while.

Sooo

The End!

RDP characters

regenboog Dash
Twilight
appeldrank, applejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Zecora

Regular characters

Celestia
regenboog Dash
TwilightApplejack
Fluttershy
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Spike
Big Mac
Applebloom

I know this may not be my best fanfic, but I really liked working on it.

This has been a Seanthehedgehog Production

Created in 2013

































Special Scene

Fluttershy: *feeding animals*
Pinkie Pie: *flying bomber*
Fluttershy: *sees bomber*
Pinkie Pie: *drops bombs* Hehehehehehahahahhahaha!!

Huge explosions occurred, and Fluttershy, along with her animals were killed.
Please read this: I am warning u of a fan fic that will make u not see Macintosh the same! Tittle: sweet appel, apple massacre. What it's about: I was scared almost to death reading cause it's about big Mac violating(raping) the cutie mark crusaders and killing them with knifes he is planing to do the same freakin thing thing with Applejack!!' O_O I hate this freakin horror stuff u must be either drunk,stupit,crazy,mental,rapest,and like to see girls die to read this crap! I have read this and I reget reading :(
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Seanthehedgehog presents

Season 2 Highlights of

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Hawkeye: *stops train at station* Hi. I think u know where this is going. For ten episodes of this season, I have made many readers of this series very happy, and gave them a good laugh.Though personally, I...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Takes cover as a Lotus passes through the hole, and lands in front of the logo*


A police car went through the hole as well, but it was going too slow, and landed on it's roof.

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven door two russian stallions.
 Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot
Sergi & Apyr's Lotus Eltrot

This was playing on their radio: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays ster on sign*
Police ponies:...
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The train yard was in a place called Woodstock. It's door Port Morris, and a few miles north of Midtown.

Once they arrived, Firearm stopped his car on a bridge going over the yard.

Pierce: Did Browning tell u what we're supposed to do?
Firearm: Not really. He just zei he wanted us to go on an "adventure" *Gets out of his car with Pierce*
Pierce: Well, good thing he told me what to do last night after we returned from St. Foalis. *Pulls out a WA2000 sniper rifle* The Hetfords are making a deal inside that train yard. We have to kill both the buyer, and the dealer. Got a rifle?
Firearm: I think...
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Tom Foolery was now going to talk about dogs.

Tom: I love dat dog. I never met him before, but I know I love 'im.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: He's gonna be wonderful when I meet dat dog. *Sticks his tongue out, and pants like a dog*
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Lots of ponies have lots of doggies. And u don't even need to have a dog to know about 'em. Your friend could have a dog. He can be your friend's dog. That makes him your dog friend.
Crowd: *Chuckling*
Tom: u go there to visit, and the dogs there, u go to pet him, and say Hi hello. How are you? You're wonderful Sneezy, and for that moment, he's...
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Tom: Now this is a short segment where I like to inform u about simple things that not many ponies take time to notice. The first thing being we all have something in common, and that is...we're all here in Neigh Jersey.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: At an auditorium. In a high school.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: u ever wonder why Manehattan always gets so much praise?! It's a fucking dump!
Crowd: *Cheering, and laughing*
Tom: It's a cesspool of littering, rape, and traffic jams!
Crowd: *Laughing, and clapping*
Tom: There might be a few good landmarks here and there, but u have to wait 3 hours for 70 cars...
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Tom waited for the crowd to stop laughing. Once they did, he proceeded with his volgende joke.

Tom: Does the time bother you?
Crowd: *Chuckles*
Tom: I get bothered door the time. Not so much the time itself, but other ponies bother me. For the time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: u get this old mare that asks what time is it? What time is it?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: As if, u yourself were responsible for keeping time.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: I mean I feel honored that they think I'm the one in charge, but u must understand u don't see official time keeper here, do you?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Here's another way...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Mare: *Pushing a shopping kar, winkelwagen through a supermarket* Excuse me sir.
Store Worker: Yes ma'am?
Mare: What's the saltiest salt in your lineup of salt?
Store Worker: Salt Lake salt from Salt Lake City. May I make a suggestion?
Mare: Yes.
Store Worker: Have u ever been to Salt Lake City?
Mare: No.
Store Worker: Well u better get going now, because Tom Foolery's performing at the Horseshoe, the city's newest place for standup comedy routine.
Mare: How do u know Tom Foolery's going to be there?
Store Worker:...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!



Special thanks to AquaMarine6663 for letting me use her three OC's, Aqua Marine, Double Scoop, and Blue Fedora.

Our main character for this story is a colt named Ralphie. He will be narrating this story, taking place in Indiana, 1948.

Ponies: *Walking on sidewalk, looking at the snow*
Colts: *Running down straat passing a yellow house*

Ah, there it is. My old house. And there I am, with that ugly hat, and that dumb smile....
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*
Sean: *Passes Ian,...
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Song: link
 Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


St. Foalis Maressouri, 6 PM.

A crowd of thousands of ponies gathered at the Gateway Arch to experience a comedy toon that was being filmed live in 4k. The comedian? Tom Foolery.

Crowd: *Clapping, and chanting* Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom! Tom!
Tom: *Arrives at a temporary stage under the Gateway Arch*
Crowd: *Cheering, as they continue to clap*
Tom: Thank u everypony.
Crowd: *Continuing to cheer and clap*
Tom: Thank u very much....
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u see that weight on your wings?
So i know what you're feeling
Yeah, u got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don't let your colors
bleed into grey
We got each other
and chances to take
Yeah, u got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

I'll chase the sky with you
I'll chase the night with you
I'll chase the light with you
If u wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh
If u wanna fly
I'll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
Is meer than worth keeping (Mmm)
I'll shoot for the stars
If that's what u needed

Just say the word
and baby, i'll run
I'll find a way
to go beyond the sun
I'll...
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so here are a few theories i got for this show:

Theory #1: since Hasbro and DHX never even bothered to give Cozy Glow any semblance of a backstory, my theory is that she's actually a fully-grown adult pony stuck inside a filly's body. she was born with a condition that never let her physically age after filly-hood.

Theory #2: while we do know Sunset used to be Celestia's top, boven student, i always thought there was something meer to it than just a teacher-student relationship. and since we never get to see if Sunset had parents at some point in time, my theory is that she's Celestia's adopted daughter. remember how worried Celestia was about Sunset at the end of the first EqG movie? yeah, something tells me they're meer than just teacher and ex-student.

Theory #3: at one point in time, King Sombra used to be a great and loved king, before he became corrupted door his desire for power that forced Celestia and Luna to banish him into the abyss.
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The final part of Tom Foolery's toon is here.

Tom: Now, most of u probably don't know this, but we all have several things in common. I'll give u an example. We're all here together, in the greatest city in Maressouri.
Crowd: *Clapping*
Tom: I have some even funnier ones. When you're in your car, and u stop at a red light. Do u ever try to verplaats an extra inch of two?
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: But when u see other cars in front of you, you're in no rush to get as close to the other guy as possible. u just coast to the red light.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Coast to the red light, then all of a sudden...
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Tom was now making fun of the modern movie industry.

Tom: As much as I enjoy being an actor, when I'm not entertaining u with jokes.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: I always want to make sure the movie I'm in is good. They're not all comedies, my most recent film, Suicide was actually quite dark. Yet for some reason, comedians feel like it's a great way to improve their career. Correct me if I'm wrong, but being in a dramatic R-rated film will not improve your comedy career.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: That's why no one knows who Jim Carrey is anymore.
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: His recent role as Dr. Robotnik...
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Tom continued insulting politicians, much to the delight of his audience.

Tom: Presidential candidates are always a good target for comedians to make fun of, but u know what another populair target is? Black Lives Matter.
Crowd: *Cheering*
Tom: Many black ponies are accusing millions of ponies of the Caucasian race, for something only one police officer did in the Midwest!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Who's the racist now u assholes?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: And do u really think that every single Caucasian hates blacks?! When did we time travel back to the 18th Century?!
Crowd: *Laughing*
Tom: Even the...
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