My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 2

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Carol

The volgende dag at work, Bob was in his office.

Bob: Carol?
Carol: Yes Bob?
Bob: Could u please get me some coffee?
Carol: Coming right up.
Mr. Carlin: *Knocking on door*
Bob: My door is open, u can come in.
Mr. Carlin: Oh, I knew that, I just like knocking on doors. *Enters room*
Bob: Is everything okay?
Mr. Carlin: Well, to be honest, no. My wife got angry with me, for letting our colt wash the car for free. Now, she's thinking on divorcing me.
Bob: Well, I'm sorry to hear that Mr. Carlin-
Carol: *Brings coffee* Here u are Bob.
Bob: Thanks, put it on my bureau in front of me.
Carol: *Puts coffee on desk, and leaves office*
Mr. Carlin: What were u going to say?
Bob: What I was going to say was that u should apologize to your wife, and try to take her out on a date. This works on most occasions, but if she's extremely angry, there's a chance it won't work. That reminds me, how angry is she?
Mr. Carlin: She threw mud on my car.
Bob: Yeah, I'd go with the divorce.
Mr. Carlin: Thank u Mr. Newhart.
Bob: u can just call me Bob.
Mr. Carlin: But u always call me Mr. Carlin.
Bob: Well, maybe that's because I don't know your first name.
Mr. Carlin: Well I don't have a bureau with my entire name on it.
Bob: What is your first name?
Mr. Carlin: George.
Bob: Alright George, I'm glad u came down here to talk, but unfortunately, we're out of time. u come back again volgende week if you'd like.
Mr. Carlin: Right, thanks. *Leaves office*

A half uur later, Bob's boss arrived.

Boss: Hello Bob.
Bob: Hello sir.
Boss: I just want to say you've been doing a great job this week. Keep it up.
Bob: u got it sir, but I wanna tell u something.
Boss: Yes?
Bob: I think it's time that I went on a vacation. Only for four days.
Boss: Okay. We'll get u something for your vacation.
Bob: Alright, I'll go the dag after tomorrow.
Boss: Good plan.
Lily & Sam: *Walk in office* Hi Bob.
Bob: Hello. What can I help u two with?
Lily: We were at the zoo, and something bad happened to us.
Bob: What happened?
Sam: One of the guards made us leave this exhibit, because he thought we were loitering, but we were just watching one of the monkeys.
Bob: And how did this make u feel?
Lily: Angry.

Six hours later, Bob returned home, and was talking to Emily about the vacation

Emily: What did u have in mind?
Bob: I was thinking we could go on a luxury cruise. We'll go the dag after tomorrow, and take a break from it all.
Howard: *Knocking on door* Bob, let me in!
Bob: In a minuut Howard, I'm busy.
Howard: *Walks in apartment, and walks right volgende to Bob*
Bob: Come in Howard!
Emily: Could u close the door?
Howard: Oh, right. Sorry. *Goes to door, and closes it* What's going on?
Bob: We're planning a vacation.
Howard: Can I come along?
Bob: Well...
Howard: *Hears his phone ringing* Hold that thought. *Answers phone* Hello... What?... Now?..... Alright, sorry, I'll get there right away. *Hangs up* I have to fly a plane to London. Perhaps another time, I'll go on a vacation with you.
Bob: Right.
Howard: *Leaving apartment* Bye gu- *walks into door, then opens the door* Bye guys. *Closes door as he exits apartment*

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Bob's Boss

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Twilight Sparkle

added by karinabrony

Source: Equestria Daily

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KendiKens in PonyVille(part one)

posted by KendiKens

-Oh,great,everything is ready,-said Twilight.
-Yeah,but why are we all here again,-asked regenboog Dash.
-KendiKens is coming in PonyVille today.I want everything just perfect,-said Twilight.
-Wait,let me get this right....KENDIKENS IS COMING HERE,ALL THE WAY FROM CANTERLOT,-asked Rarity,very happy.
-Well,yes,but,-said Twilight.
-Oh,really,-asked Flutter Shy.
-That is damn great,-said appel, apple Jack.
-You hear girls,KendiKens is coming to PonyVille,YAY,-said appel, apple Bloom.
-Hello my little ponies,-said KendiKens.
-You are here,you are really here,-said Sweetie Belle.
-Oh yeah,the greatest flier of all times...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The volgende morning, everypony tried out Sacred Symphony's plan. They walked around the compound, and poured the dirt on the ground, and kicked it in. Some of the ponies even poured dirt in gardens that the ponies were creating. After that, the gardeners would rake the dirt until it blended in.

Meanwhile

Shredder: *Marching with other ponies* Alright fella's, look sharp! *stops*
Ponies: *Dropping dirt*
Shredder: *Watching*
Ponies: *Kicking in dirt*
Shredder: That look's sharp! *Continues marching*
Gilda: *Walking towards gardens*
Sacred Symphony: *Sees Gilda* Princess...
Celestia: Oh *sees Gilda, and...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: The Great Escape part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The volgende morning, Bartholomew, and Jade were walking around the camp with a few other ponies.

Bartholomew: So, what I'm thinking is that the woods should be only two hundred, and thirty five feet from any of the huts that we're digging from.
Jade: We got to get somepony to get the real measurement from here to the woods.
Bartholomew: That would be impossible. Has Shredder gotten us any maps of Germaneigh yet?
Jade: No, not yet. He's still working on getting a pick for Pablo.

Near the washdown.

Sigmund: *Turning handle*
Rainbow Dash: *Helping Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Pulls off handle*

Water soon shot out,...

Coco Pummel

added by ChibiEmmy

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The Adventures of regenboog Dash episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >> link

Seanthehedgehog Presents

The Adventures Of regenboog Dash

Based off the TV Show, Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog

Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, regenboog Dash

Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie

The main villian, Discord

Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle

Episode 2

Magnum Horse

One dag regenboog Dash went to get a newspaper. She was very eager to read the news until..

Rainbow Dash: *Reading newspaper* Whoa. Four ponies in a car die? What is all this about? *Goes to Sugarcube corner*

At sugarcube corner

Pinkie Pie: *Making candy*
Rainbow Dash: *Arrives*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Episode 8 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A few of the bullets nearly hit Snips, but soon we were up in the air, and away from Nazi Forces, heading back to Ponyville

Sean: *gives book to Spike*
Spike: *reads book* Twilight joined them?
Sean: Yeah. We decided not to tell u until now.
Spike: I can't believe Twilight would do such a thing.
Sean: And Diamond Tiara, and Silverspoon.
Spike: All three of them?
Sean: Eeyup. But it's not as interesting from the one name that's missing.
Spike: What name is that Sean?
Sean: I have it in this book. *gives it to Spike* I think you'll find it amusing.
Spike: *opens book*

Spike flipped through...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part one-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Wildberry.

--Hi. This is my first MLP story. My friend, natasha1830, read it and zei it was good. So i wanted to put it on here. I hope you'll like it--

My name is Wildberry. I was born in Berryville, where we grow the best fruits in all of Equestria! I'm a unicorn. I have a violet-red coat, a blue mane & tail(with yellow highlights), and my cutie mark is a two cherry's. I got the name 'Wildberry', 'cause when i was a filly, i used to gallop to anypony of anyplace that i saw! I also jumped around everywhere. That's when my parents decided to call me Wildberry; so the name stuck, and i was no longer...

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Quantum Of Solace Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, in Casino Royale, 0007 found out that Mr. Black had Vesper Lynd working for him the entire time. Con was sent to take Mr. Black to a secret C.I.E hideout in Vanhoover, but two cars, driven door Mr. Black's goons were following Con.

Con: *Driving in tunnel*
Dutch pony 13: *driving car*
Dutch pony 5: *Sitting volgende to Dutch pony 13*
Dutch pony 46: *Driving other car*
Dutch pony 35: *Sitting volgende to Dutch pony 46*
Con: *Going fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots car*
Con: *Passes truck*
Dutch pony 13: *Right behind Con*
Dutch pony 46: *Follows Dutch pony 13*
Con: *Going very fast*
Dutch pony 5: *Shoots window*...

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Party Village-Chapter one-The Missing Gem part two-

posted by rockinpony

My character-Windle

We arrived to Party Village the volgende dag at 5:00 in the morning. "Really? It took 12 hours to arrive? When i came here as a filly, it only took 45 minuten to get here." i said. I didn't sleep the whole night. I just couldn't fall asleep, so instead of trying i studied meer about the 'Gem' that generates this village. "Woof-woof?" barked Lola "Huh? Oh nothing Lola. Just thinking about the time i visited here; and shh! Everypony is still asleep here. It's only 5:00 in the morning too. So bark softly, OK?" i told her. She nodded a yes. Apparently i understand animals of all kind. "Uh Wildberry?...

Grand Theft Ponies: Manehattan Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

Song: link

The cirkel comes in from the right. When it stops, the lightning bolt appears with the name WindWakerGuy430

Newark, Neigh Jersey. 2002

Pierce: *Walks out of the airport, and into a taxi* Ah, it feels great to be back.
Taxi Pony: Where to?
Pierce: Stop anywhere on Canal Street.
Taxi Pony: *Drives the car*
Police Ponies: *Turning on sirens on their car*
Taxi Pony: Aw, what the hell? *Stops*
Police Pony: *Opens taxi door* Mr. Hawkins, come with us.
Pierce: *Gets out of the taxi, and...

Tom Foolery: Old Stomping Grounds Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tom grabbed a sip of water, and then discussed his last topic.

Tom: Yeah, we all love different animals smaller than us while also having four legs.
Crowd: *Quietly laughing*
Tom: But some ponies also love humans. Many love breeding them, riding them, and racing them. Of course, 90% of the entire population around the world loves racing. It doesn't have to be with humans. It mostly involves cars. Many of u may not know this, but u get into races on several different occasions. It mostly involves time. You're in a race to get to work on time, you're in a race to get something from the grocery...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run door thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 4: toon business

October 3, 1950

Pete: *driving train at 10 miles an hour, then stops* Hello. I'm the controller of the Union Pacific. This engine I'm driving is not only fast, but it's the world's largest engine, and can pull a train five miles long. The Union Pacific. Power in everything.
Director: Aaaaand cut!! That was excellent.
Pete: Thank you....

Gran Turismo Episode 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Riding snowmobiles in the snow*

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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* What you're asking for can't be accomplished. We don't have the right vehicles to stop those guys.

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Captain Jefferson: *Outside with a State Trooper pony* How soon will they arrive?
State Trooper Pony: As soon as we get enough money from our charity.
Captain Jefferson: That could take forever.
State Trooper Pony: Well you're gonna have to be patient!

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Mare: *Trapped in a car laying on it's side in snow* Help! I can't open my door!
Tim: Just sit tight! We'll get u out!
Mare: It's...