While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.
Bob: So, what exactly can I help u with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do u mean door that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did u ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did u ever realize that the reason they laugh at u is because of what u do?
Clown: What are u talking about?
Bob: They way u dress, what u do for a living, and some of the things that u do.
Clown: Are u suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank u Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like u to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 jaar old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that u think he hit u on purpose.
12 jaar old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell u the truth, he didn't.
12 jaar old: What are u talking about?!
Bob: u know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, of pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 jaar old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 jaar old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, u two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do u want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* hallo Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are u doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see u before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank u Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if u need anything else.
Howard: u don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. u don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and u know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see u when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to it.
2 B continued
Bob: So, what exactly can I help u with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do u mean door that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did u ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did u ever realize that the reason they laugh at u is because of what u do?
Clown: What are u talking about?
Bob: They way u dress, what u do for a living, and some of the things that u do.
Clown: Are u suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank u Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.
Jerry took Bob into his office.
Jerry: *Sees colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like u to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 jaar old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that u think he hit u on purpose.
12 jaar old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell u the truth, he didn't.
12 jaar old: What are u talking about?!
Bob: u know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, of pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 jaar old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 jaar old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, u two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do u want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* hallo Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are u doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see u before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank u Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if u need anything else.
Howard: u don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. u don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and u know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see u when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to it.
2 B continued
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do u want from me?
Trixie:I want u to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But u can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now u are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is meer weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't u dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are u going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with u again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need u anymore.You know what?I didn't needed u at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am door your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
Discort:And what do u want from me?
Trixie:I want u to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But u can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now u are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is meer weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't u dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are u going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with u again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need u anymore.You know what?I didn't needed u at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*
Discort:I am door your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*