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While Burt was with Emily, Bob got another patient in his office. It was a pony dressed as a clown.

Bob: So, what exactly can I help u with?
Clown: I'm always tired of everypony making fun of me.
Bob: What do u mean door that?
Clown: Everypony keeps laughing at me!
Bob: That's the problem?
Clown: Yes!
Bob: Did u ever think about why they're laughing at you?
Clown: No, that's why I came to see you.
Bob: Did u ever realize that the reason they laugh at u is because of what u do?
Clown: What are u talking about?
Bob: They way u dress, what u do for a living, and some of the things that u do.
Clown: Are u suggesting that they should laugh at me.
Bob: You're a clown. They're supposed to laugh at you.
Clown: Oh, I thought they were supposed to be scared of me.
Bob: I'm sure there's a few ponies that are scared of clowns.
Clown: Okay, thank u Mr. Newhart. *Leaves office*
Jerry: *Walks into office* What was that all about?
Bob: Somepony confused about what he wanted to do in his life. What's up?
Jerry: I got this patient that thinks I tried hurting him on purpose.
Bob: Why does he think that?
Jerry: This pony is like 12 years old, and still has a few baby teeth. I was trying to pull one of them out, but my hoof slipped, and it hit that colt in the face.
Bob: I'll be there soon. *Gets on phone* Carol.
Carol: Yes?
Bob: Jerry needs my help with something. I'll be out of my office for a few minutes.
Carol: Okay.
Bob: Let's go.

Jerry took Bob into his office.

Jerry: *Sees colt in chair* Alright kid, here's a friend of mine I'd like u to meet, his name is Bob, and he's a therapist.
Bob: Hello.
12 jaar old: Hi.
Bob: So, Jerry says that u think he hit u on purpose.
12 jaar old: He did!
Bob: Well, to tell u the truth, he didn't.
12 jaar old: What are u talking about?!
Bob: u know how sometimes, when somepony tried to carry, of pull something heavy, their hooves slip.
12 jaar old: Oh, I see now. So his hoof slipped, and hit my face when he tried pulling my tooth out.
Bob & Jerry: Yes.
12 jaar old: Okay. Well, I'm ready to have my baby tooth pulled out.
Jerry: Alright. Back to work. *Grabs medical tools*
Bob: Alright, u two have fun. I'm going back to my office. *Walks back to office*
Carol: Bob, do u want anything to drink?
Bob: How about a water, instead of coffee today?
Carol: Coming right up Bob.
Howard: *Walks into office* hallo Bob.
Bob: Howard, what are u doing here?
Howard: I got a vacation from work, and I decided to come see u before going to Manehattan.
Bob: What can I do to help you?
Howard: I think I'm obsessed with food.
Bob: That's not a surprise.
Carol: *Arrives with drink*
Bob: Thank u Carol. *Takes drink*
Carol: You're welcome. Call me if u need anything else.
Howard: u don't understand, I think I eat too much.
Bob: Then stop eating. u don't need to come see me for this.
Howard: But I do. You're intelligent, and u know how to solve everypony's problems.
Bob: I think I knew that.
Howard: Okay. I'm going to Manehattan now. I'll see u when I get back.
Bob: I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to it.

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed door any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: u know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, of terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. u don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic regenboog as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....
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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Pierce Hawkins
Pierce Hawkins
In San Franciscolt, the police were being notified about the bank robbers.

Police pony 36: *On phone* Right. We'll alert all of our units now. Thanks again. *Hangs up* We got news from LA everypony. Four bank robbers are coming here door train. They just robbed a bank, and got on the train as fast as they could.
Police pony 94: We need to tell the commissioner.
Police pony 36: I'll notify him, and u must tell Detective Hawkins about it.
Police pony 94: I will.

Detective Hawkins was a green earth pony with oranje hooves. He was pulling over a pony in a station wagon for speeding when he heard...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Lots of ponies were gathering at the main hall in Celestia's castle.

Bryan: *With Harry* There seems to be a lot of ponies that want to compete in this event.
Harry: *Carrying a glass of champagne* Nonsense. Absolute nonsense. The worst part is that I got invited.
Audience: *Laughing*...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Aqua Marine trotted away, bored. She suddenly stumbled across a gorge in the earth, and the ground was now stone. Down in the gorge, a waterfall thundered and a river ran far below. She sat down and looked behind her. “How far did I walk?” she murmured to herself. Suddenly, a mes like the one from earlier flew over her head and hit the rock uithangbord behind her with a clang. Aqua looked up, startled. “Today is your dag to die, Aqua Marine.” She heard a voice say. She looked up at a ledge, where the voice came from. A grey earth pony with a black wild mane was standing there. “Who are...
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posted by Canada24
This may not be my greatest episode. But its all I got..


Saten: Guys what's with all the vines?
AppleJack: I don't know. But it'll soon take over all of ponyville considering how fast it's moving.
Satan: Yeah. Fast.. Just like in-
AppleJack: Okay! We get it! Your used in a car racing story.. Will u ever shut up about it!?
Saten: We'll see..


Saten: Soo.. The whole Ponyville is being invaded door huge vine like plants? And the princess's have been captured?
Twi: Yes.. Except for me.
Saten: *turns to AppleJack* Hey.. Remember how u keep saying "only when hell freezes over".. Well.. I think this qualifies.....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From CrazyWriterLady

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 40

Hijacked Part 2

March 1, 1954

Previously in Ponies On The Rails, Orion crashed a freight train on purpose, so that he could get fired. Instead, he got suspended for two months.

Red Rose got killed door the mafia, and they began to steal locomotives,...
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Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, deviantart, joyreactor
Trixie:Discort,I only made that stupid Pinkie Pie as a "great master" for only a short time.She does not know what is going to happen.
Discort:And what do u want from me?
Trixie:I want u to let her know who is the boss here.
Discort:But u can do it already.
Trixie:Now,I say!
Discort:Okay,but don't cry to me later.
Trixie:Don't worry.I won't.
Discort:Okay.You asked for it.
Trixie:Don't try to change my mind.I now u are still tuched from that friend of yours"Flutter Shy".She is meer weaker and stupid than anyone.
Discort:Don't u dare to speak to her like that.
Trixie:And why?What are u going to do about it?
Discort:I will never work with u again.
Trixie:Okay.Turn your self to good.I don't need u anymore.You know what?I didn't needed u at the first place.
Discort:Very well then.*Leaves*
Trixie:Pahtethic!*sigh*

Discort:I am door your side now.
Flutter Shy:How can we believe you?
Twilight:Prove it.
Discort:Okay.*proves it*
added by karinabrony
 The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
The three together in one picture. What's with the negativity?
Alright! Moon-Dust12, if your'e reading this, you'll be impressed, because I've had it! First of all, Princess Luna being shipped with my OC Blazin' Blue was my idea, and a good one. u don't like that he is shipped with her and has a daughter named Nightshade? That's your problem. But don't jump on my case of my friend Moon-Dust12's case about it, just because I let him use my OC and nachtschade in his fan fiction! It's insanely rude, and if u don't like it, don't commentaar on it. I already took the heat on Google+, and that already left me PISSED OFF. But seeing how Moon-Dust12 also got attacked...
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added by MegaTJ
Source: Don't know, but it's not mine.
added by sweet_cream
Source: LavosVsBahamut On deviantart
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added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
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Source: Rightful Owners
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