Unlike my original plan. This actually going to be spleet, split into 3 of 4 halfs..
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regenboog Dash, having her new makeover a success, waited for Spike up on a cloud. Suddenly she was approached door Derpy.
Derpy: Oh. There u are.
Rainbow: Hello Derpy.
Derpy: Soooo.. Is it true?
Rainbow: Is what true?
Derpy: Rumors say your trying to get Spike to fall in love with you, simply to prove your not a lesbian.
Rainbow: Yeah. So?
Derpy: Isn't that rather mean of you?
Rainbow: Derpy. Please. When have I EVER been mean.

(CUTAWAYS:
Canterlot wedding:
Chrysalis: I am feeding on Shinings love. And am now even meer powerful then Celestia!
Rainbow: Your a @#$%in bitch!
Chrysalis: *proudly* yes. Yes I am.
Booster buster:
Trixie: Anything u can do. I can do better.
Rainbow: *immataing Peter Griffin* Oh my god! Who the hell! Caaaares!
Read it and weep:
Rainbow: No way. Reading is for eggheads like u Twilight!
Nightmare moon part 1:
Rainbow: *seeing what happened to Twilight's hair* Hahaha! u look like an idiot!
END CUTAWAYS):

Rainbow: Yeah. Well.. Least I never got my name and voice changed.
Derpy: *gasps* u swore you'd never speak of that!
Rainbow: Sure. Whatever u say, Ditzy..