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It was a beautiful dag in Equestria. regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were sitting at a restaurant having lunch.

Applejack: Well, thanks u two for helping out at my farm.
regenboog Dash: No problem.
Rarity: There was no problem for me either, except for...
Applejack: Yes?
Rarity: Dirt.
regenboog Dash: That's nothing to worry about. Besides, if u get it on you, u can just wash it off.
Applejack: I'm surprised u didn't wear that farming outfit u made when Trenderhoof was visiting.
Rarity: Oh yeah, about that...

Yesterday at Carousel Botique

Sweetie Belle: *Wearing Rarity's farming outfit* Howdy y'all. I'm Rarity, and I'm gonna pretend to be a farmer just to impress this stallion!
Applebloom & Scootaloo: *Laughing*
Sweetie Belle: u know, it's actually not easy to see in this thing. I got a better idea. Let's modify it so that it will fit us!

Back at the lunch.

Rarity: And while they were making it shorter, Sweetie Belle somehow ended up setting it on fire.
Applejack: How is that possible?
regenboog Dash: Fireplace?
Rarity: Fireplace.
Gilda: *Arrives* hallo regenboog Crash. Still hanging out with these lame ponies?
regenboog Dash: They're not lame! They're my friends.
Rarity: And her name is regenboog Dash.
Gilda: Whatever. I stal $1,000,000 from this rich stallion in Vanhoover, and got this awesome gem. The owner zei it had some power, but I don't know what it does. Shall I try it out on you?
regenboog Dash: No.
Gilda: Fine. I'll try it out on the three of u then. *Uses magic gem*

The gem teleported them into a grassy field. Nothing could be seen except for a faraway mountain, and some trees.

Gilda: Wait a minute.
Applejack: What the hay? *Looking around* Where are we?
Gilda: I don't know. This thing just ended up-

All of a sudden, a message started appearing into the ground.

The user of this gem has challenged u to a war. If u defeat the user, u may go home.

Gilda: Oh, so that's what it does.
Rarity: u never knew that until now?
Gilda: Well, the owner barely told me anything about the gem!

Two days ago.

Store owner: Remember, this gem can teleport you, and your enemies to any part of the past. The winner gets to go back into the present, but they have to kill their enemies first.

Now Gilda remembered.

Gilda: Oh. Looks like I remember now. We have to fight each other.
regenboog Dash: Fine with me.
British Soldiers: *Arrive* Halt. What are u four doing here?
Gilda: Umm....
British Soldier: u four are underarrest.

Theme song: link

So the four of them got arrested, and were on a ship in sea.

Gilda: Where are we going?
British Soldier: To the United States of Equestria.
Applejack: What jaar is this?
British Soldier: 1745.
Rarity: u know what this means?
regenboog Dash: We're in medieval times.

STH Productions Presents

Just Be Me

Episode 1: The Three Maresketeers

Based off of the video door AgrolChannel on youtube.

Starring

regenboog Dash
appeldrank, applejack
and Rarity

Also starring

The ponies

Princess Celestia
Lord Burlington
Arhcer
Silver
Kan Can
Jerry
Pete
Applebloom
Sweetie Belle
Scootaloo

Also starring the Griffons

Gilda
Max
Tomtom
Porter
Lucifer
McKing
And Mike

And stop the music.

Applejack, Gilda, regenboog Dash, and Rarity were brought into the docks of Ponyville on the ship they were put on.

British Soldier: Now don't come back to our country ever again u Equestrian scum.
Rarity: But I'm British too!
British Soldier: *Ignores Rarity* Let's go captain. We got everything we need.
British Captain: *Driving ship out of docks*
Jerry: *Sees Gilda* Griffon!!
Gilda: *Flies away*
Celestia's Soldiers: *Running towards Jerry*
Jerry: She's getting away.
regenboog Dash: What's going on?
Jerry: u didn't hear? The griffons have waged war against us ponies. Their kingdom is near ours, and we cannot allow them to take any peice of our territory.
Applejack: What happens if they do?
Jerry: We kill them.
Rarity: Nngh. Isn't there a peaceful way to settle this?
Applejack: *Slaps Rarity* No! We have to kill them.
Jerry: *Looking at Applejack* I like your style, but u ladies are not allowed to fight.
regenboog Dash, Applejack: What?!!?
Rarity: Well, I wouldn't want to fight anyway.
Applejack: Are u saying that we're not allowed to fight due to our gender?!
regenboog Dash: I've dealt with many stereotypical situations, but this is crazy!
Jerry: I don't make the rules ma'am, u have to talk to Princess Celestia about this.
Applejack: Princess Celestia?
Rarity: She banished Princess Luna 800 years ago.
regenboog Dash: Oh, right. Take us to her please.
Jerry: If u insist.

So Jerry, and a few other soldiers took them to Celestia's kasteel in Canterlot.

Celestia: How dare those griffons attempt to attack us. They will realize their clumsy decision will give them nothing, but pain.
Soldier 24: Right-o your highness.
Jerry: *Arrives* Princess, visitors.
Celestia: What do they want to talk about?
regenboog Dash: Hi Celestia.
Celestia: Who are you?
regenboog Dash: u mean u don't remember?
Applejack: Take it easy Dash. I'm Applejack, this is regenboog Dash, and the white unicorn is Rarity.
Celestia: What do u want to talk about?
regenboog Dash: Why can't mares fight? You're a princess, u should be giving us equal rights.
Celestia: It is not my decision on who gets to fight, of not. u must talk to Lord Burlington.
Applejack: Jerry zei we had to talk to you.
Jerry: Uh.. I forgot?
Celestia: Take them to Lord Burlington.
Jerry: Yes your highness.
Rarity: Lord Burlington?
regenboog Dash: I wonder what he's like.

They were soon about to find out.

Lord Burlington: *Sitting in big red chair* What do those griffons have planned?
Pete: We don't know. They could do anything.
Lord Burlington: Then we must warn everypony immediately. If those griffons try to-
Jerry: *Enters room* Sir, three ponies want to talk to you.
Lord Burlington: What do u want?
regenboog Dash: The three of us want to fight in this war.
Lord Burlington: u three? *Laughing* This is an outrage. No mare is capable of fighting.
Rarity: He's right, so why don't we go home?
Lord Burlington: Yes. Go home, and get back to working where u belong.
Applejack: Oh yeah? *Grabs axe, and throws it at Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: *Ducks, and doesn't get hit from axe. He then sees that it has stuck to his chair* Okay, you're in.

In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to kom bij your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. u see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, of else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's meer like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good dag to u ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't u a little too fat to be in an army?
Porter: No, that's just so that it'll be difficult for any arrows to kill me. My stomach is so big, that it just reflects every arrow shot towards me.
Gilda: I don't believe you.
Porter: Fine. *Stands up against wall*
Tomtom: *Gives Gilda a bow & arrow*
Porter: Now shoot my stomach.
Gilda: If u say so. *Shoots arrow*

The arrow bounced right off of Porter's stomach.

Porter: Need I say more?
Gilda: No. You've convinced me.
McKing: Now if you're done shooting arrows at Porter's stomach, there are two others I want u to meet. Lucifer, who is an expert on cannons.
Lucifer: Right-o. If u need to know anything about a cannon, ask me.
Gilda: Sure.
McKing: And last, but not least is Mike.
Mike: Hey!
Gilda: Nice to meet you.
Mike: *Holding a toy tommy gun* I'm going to kill you.
McKing: Mike, how many times do I have to tell you, that thing will never work. Nopony would ever want this so called weapon.
Mike: Maybe not now, but they will within two hundred years from now.
McKing: Anything u say Mike.

After regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity joined Lord Burlington's army, they went to meet other soldiers.

Lord Burlington: What are u going to do when we start attacking.
regenboog Dash: Just being me.
Applejack: Yup. Same here.
Rarity: Me too.
Lord Burlington: What's that supposed to mean?
regenboog Dash: You'll see when we start fighting.
Lord Burlington: Something tells me I don't want to see.
Applejack: We promise, having us in your army will be the greatest decision u ever made.
Lord Burlington: Why do I find that hard to believe. Well, here's a few of our soldiers u haven't met. Archer here is very skilled with a bow & arrow.
Archer: Nice to meet u three. I hope u don't plan on joining us anytime soon.
Lord Burlington: Easy Lieutenant. u won't be happy with what the oranje one plans on doing to u if u keep criticizing them about being here to help us stop those griffons.
Archer: Sorry sir. Anyway, my name is Archer. If u want to know anything about using a bow & arrow, come to me.
regenboog Dash: Sure. *Sees golden arrows* That looks awesome.
Archer: u like that? I'll make some for u if you'd like.
regenboog Dash: Yeah.
Applejack: *Sees Archer's eyes* How did your eyes become like that?
Archer: Long story, but to make it short, I killed a changeling when it bit my leg.
Lord Burlington: Okay ladies, follow me this way.
regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity: *Following Lord Burlington*
Lord Burlington: We have another expert named Silver. He's an expert on armor.
Rarity: *Giggling*
Lord Burlington: What's so funny?
Rarity: I have a friend who has a brother named Shining Armor.
Lord Burlington: That sounds like a stupid name. Hopefully, he doesn't get married to a princess.
Silver: *Walks over* The expert on armor that the lord was talking about is me.
Rarity: *Falling in love with Silver*
Applejack: Uh oh.
regenboog Dash: u remember what happened last time Rarity fell in love with a stallion?
Applejack: Ngh. Don't remind me. She did the same thing to Big Macintosh.
regenboog Dash: Ew.
Rarity: I heard u two!
Lord Burlington: Ladies, follow me.

The four of them went to see the expert on cannons, Kan Can.

Lord Burlington: Kan Can, stop working on that blasted weapon, and come to me.
Kan Can: *Under a cannon* Sorry sir, unfortunately, I got something in my eyes while working on this thing, and I can't see.
Lord Burlington: Just follow my voice.
Kan Can: Okay. *Bangs head on cannon*
Lord Burlington: You'll have to excuse him. He's a little... Clumsy.
regenboog Dash: And u thought we wouldn't be good soldiers.
Applejack: *Notices that Kan Can has no tail* I don't trust him.
Rarity: Whyever not?
Applejack: He has no tail. Never trus-
regenboog Dash: *Covers Applejack's mouth* Okay, remember what happened last time u zei that?
Applejack: I lost my tail, and everypony made fun of me. Nopony ever lets me forget that.
Lord Burlington: And that's it. Welcome, and I hope u three enjoy working in my army.

But Rarity was still annoyed about regenboog Dash, and appeldrank, applejack with talking about her behind her back. She had plans to find out why they did so.

That night, while everypony was asleep, Rarity was thinking about how to find out why regenboog Dash, and appeldrank, applejack were talking about her behind her back.

Rarity: Hmm, I can't think of anything. They just talked about me falling in love with Sliver, and probably... doing Rule 34 related stuff to him, but I don't care, that's just me. Wait a minute, I got it! They think I'm a Rule 34 addict, and that's why they were talking behind my back. *Goes out of her room to find regenboog Dash, and Applejack*

volgende morning, Princess Celestia was having breakfast, when Lord Burlington arrived.

Lord Burlington: Princess, those three mares are not here.
Celestia: What do u mean?
Lord Burlington: They left! I knew they weren't good enough to be in this army.
Celestia: Perhaps they left to get meer supplies.

But they didn't. While regenboog Dash, and appeldrank, applejack were sleeping, Rarity kidnapped them, and put them in a nearby tower.

regenboog Dash: *Wakes up* I'm feeling happy today, and- *Notices she's in a bag with Applejack* AJ? Wake up!
Applejack: *Wakes up* Is it time to collect apples? I'm on it Big Mac.
regenboog Dash: No! It's me regenboog Dash. We're stuck together in a bag, and I don't know why.
Applejack: *Realizes she is in a terrible situation* Why are we in a bag?
Rarity: Because I put u in there.
regenboog Dash: Why?
Rarity: Because u zei bad things about me behind my back. What were they?
Applejack: It was nothing.
regenboog Dash: We were just talking about how u were going to mas-
Applejack: *Slaps regenboog Dash* Not here. We'll get punished for saying things like that.
regenboog Dash: Then let's get out of here.
Applejack: But we have to kill Gilda first.
regenboog Dash: Why don't we kill Rarity first?
Applejack: Well. Now that u think about it...
Rarity: oh no.
Applejack: She did tie us up into this bag for no reason, so let's kill her.
Rarity: No! *Teleports from tower to ground*

The other two ponies got out of the bag, and looked for Rarity.

regenboog Dash: She's gone.
Applejack: It's all your fault!
regenboog Dash: My fault? I was literally the only one trying to get us out!
Applejack: I helped!
regenboog Dash: Barely! *Flies out of tower, and goes to another tower*
Rarity: regenboog Dash, what are u doing?
Applejack: *Shoots arrow at regenboog Dash*

The arrow hit the wall, and was stuck between two bricks.

regenboog Dash: Nice try Applejackass! *Shoots kanon at Applejack*
Applejack: *Ducks* u missed!
Rarity: I must stop them. *Sees another tower, then runs into it* I must stop them before they kill each other.

regenboog Dash, and appeldrank, applejack were now shooting flaming arrows at each other.

regenboog Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
regenboog Dash: Stop making your arrow hit my arrow!
Applejack: I will when u stop!
regenboog Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at the same time*
Rarity: *Gets to the top, boven of her tower, and sees fight* They're not even hitting each other. *Grabs cannon*
regenboog Dash: Hey, Rarity's pointing a kanon at us!
Applejack: Us? She's pointing it at me! *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny fork* A few more, and then I can have a lovely dinner.
regenboog Dash: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity*
Rarity: *Uses magic to get rid of flames on arrow, and turns the arrow into a shiny spoon* One meer arrow please. I insist!
regenboog Dash & Applejack: *Shoots flaming arrow at Rarity at the same time*
Rarity: *Stops both arrows, and turns both of them into a shiny plate* Are u finished?

And so, they stopped fighting, and walked back to Celestia's castle.

After regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity fought each other, they went back to Celestia's castle.

Celestia: What happened?
Lord Burlington: Where did u three go?
regenboog Dash: Rarity kidnapped us for no reason.
Rarity: My reason, was because u were talking about me behind my back.
Applejack: That's a dumb reason.
Lord Burlington: I agree with the oranje one.
Rarity: Why? Doesn't anyone agree with me?
Applejack: u planned on doing something horrible to Silver.
Lord Burlington: What did she have planned?
Rarity: Nothing.
regenboog Dash: Oh u had something planned alright. What was it?
Rarity: Nnnnhhhh. Something related to innapropriate material that isn't allowed to be mentioned, but is being mentioned anyway, because I'm a Sex Addict!

Celestia, and Lord Burlington's mouth dropped open, and fell on the floor.

Rarity: Oh shit.
Celestia: She's a sex addict?
regenboog Dash: We prefer the term rule 34. Now, let us talk to Rarity alone.
Celestia, & Lord Burlington: *Leaving the room*
Applejack: Okay, they're gone.
regenboog Dash: What the fuck were u thinking?
Rarity: I was nervous!
Applejack: Don't u realize that they could execute u for being addicted to sex?
Rarity: No. *Thinking* Oh, right. We're in mideival times.
regenboog Dash: And we're stuck in mideival times, until we kill Gilda. Now, we can't do that if u get us executed for being a rule 34 addict.
Rarity: I'm the one being executed, not you.
Applejack: Let's just get this over with.
Celestia: *Returns* I heard the entire conversation.
regenboog Dash: u did?
Applejack: But u were-
Celestia: In another room with Lord Burlington, yes I know. So you're from the future, and can't get back there until u kill this griffon named Gilda. Is that correct?
regenboog Dash: Yeah.
Celestia: Then I will explain everything to Lord Burlington, and the both of us will help.
Rarity: Thank you.
Celestia: No problem.

Things seemed to be getting easier for Applejack, regenboog Dash, and Rarity. But the fight was about to start soon.

Everypony at Celestia's kasteel was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.

Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting kanon ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
regenboog Dash: At least u got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it u three zei u were going to do to win this war?
regenboog Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're aan het uploaden the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: brand the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*

Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot door cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.

Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
regenboog Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: u three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes u are Miss. I love mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.

So the three ponies went to get what they needed.

Griffon 4: *Gets killed door arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield u careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting meer casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.

Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.

Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll toon the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.

Back at the battle.

regenboog Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
regenboog Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
appeldrank, applejack & Rarity: *Following regenboog Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at regenboog Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
regenboog Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
regenboog Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
regenboog Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told u it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* u ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that oranje pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
regenboog Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did u miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked door Gilda*
regenboog Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are u going to do about it?
regenboog Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
regenboog Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.

The fight continued, and Gilda was getting beat door regenboog Dash.

McKing: Can anypony help Gilda?
Gilda: Why can't u help me?
McKing: Because I have to give orders to the griffons killing those ponies.
Gilda: Well hurry up so that u can help me!
regenboog Dash: *Hits Gilda's wing*
Applejack: *Killing griffons*
Rarity: *Hiding under bridge* I shouldn't be fighting....
regenboog Dash: *Continues fighting Gilda*
Gilda: *Blocking attacks*
McKing: Max, how many soldiers do we have left?
Max: Only twelve.
McKing: Then annuleer the attack on the castle. We must help Gilda.
Applejack: *Kills McKing*
Lucifer: Our boss is dead!
Max: But he wasn't our boss. It's Gilda.
Lucifer: Oh.

The sword fight was getting intense.

regenboog Dash: *Blocking Gilda's attacks*
Applejack: Need any help RD?
regenboog Dash: No, just keep those other griffons off my back.
Applejack: u got it. *Kills griffons*
Rarity: *Continues hiding under a bridge*
Applejack: Rarity, where are you?!
Rarity: *Stay silent*
Applejack: I think they killed her. She'll have to stay here for the rest of her life.
Rarity: *Comes out from under bridge* I'm here, don't leave without me!
Applejack: We weren't.
Gilda: *Punches regenboog Dash*
regenboog Dash: *Has her helm fall off* That can't be good.
Gilda: *Punches regenboog Dash again*
regenboog Dash: Oh! *Her nose starts to bleed*
Rarity: Leave Dashie alone!!
Applejack: Don't worry about her. She's gonna die if we don't kill the other griffons.
Rarity: Then in that case, Hya! *Using karate moves to attack griffons*
Applejack: Couldn't have zei it better myself.
regenboog Dash: *Pushing her sword against Gilda's*
Gilda: When are u going to give up?
regenboog Dash: I don't know what that means so I'll never do it. *Draws back sword quickly, then hits Gilda's back legs*
Gilda: Ah! *Falls on ground*
Applejack: *Kills the last griffon* Now, we need to kill Gilda.
regenboog Dash: With pleasure. *About to kill Gilda*
Gilda: *Closes her eyes*

Then, the sound of twenty bullets being shot from a tommygun could be heard.

Gilda: *Dies*
regenboog Dash: *Looks at Mike*
Mike: *Carrying toy tommygun, and looks at Gilda* I told ya I was going to kill you.
regenboog Dash: But this is 1745. Guns aren't supposed to exist yet.
Mike: But I killed Gilda.
Applejack: But, you're on the same side as her.
Mike: So? She didn't think this invention of mine would work.
Rarity; What are u going to call it?
Mike: Hmm, I don't know. I think I'll call it Thomas.
regenboog Dash: How about the Tommygun?
Mike: Hey, that's a brilliant idea.

Then all of a sudden, Rarity, regenboog Dash, and appeldrank, applejack started to be lifted slowly up into the air, and then they dissapeared.

Carousel Botique, August 8, 2014.

Rarity: *Appears with regenboog Dash, and Applejack*
Sweetie Belle: Rarity, where have u three been?
Rarity: Playing with my friends.
Sweetie Belle: Oh. Applebloom, and Scootaloo went home pagina already, so would u like to play with me?
Rarity: Of course darling.
regenboog Dash: Well, I guess there's no sense in us staying here anymore.
Applejack: Nope. *Leaves Carousel Botique with regenboog Dash*

The End

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

STH Productions Presents

The Sequel to Dirty Harry

Magnum Force

Starring

The San Franciscolt Police Department

Dirty Harry
Lieutenant Briggs
Early Joe
Charlie McCoy
John Davis
Phil Sweet
Rick Jones
Max McGarrett
Mercury
Ryan

Innocent ponies

Mary, and her little ponies
Sunny
Black Mare

Bad Ponies

Ricca
Pimp
Frank Pollanchio
Frank's Thugs
DRUG ADDICTS
Italian Drug Dealer

This fanfic starts off at the courthouse.

Ricca: *Walking down hall*
Reporter: How do u feel about letting Anthony Scarza free?
Ricca: I have no commentaar at the time.
Reporter: Why did u let him free?
Ricca:...
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I personally don't mind her.She's just your stereo type mean girl.But I'm truly wondering why she PICKS on the cmc.Is there a history to this?Is she doing this to become popular?It's one of those character I'm curious about.Which put her in the lime-light in my opinion.I ask why so I can keep making my head cannons about it. Which makes me think that she could be a interesting character.And I really want to see her dag in and out.I know u guys hate me already for saying that she could be interesting and u guys are going to hate me meer saying this. If u think about her she's ashley pretty likable. In season 3
she started to be nice to the other ponies but she
picked on cmc just a little bit.And when u think about it that's the only ponies she picked on as far as I can tell.I know u guys hate me door now so I'm ending the artikel here.
posted by TotalDramaFan60
Wat:
Attempt One

My Little..I HATE THIS BUCKING JOB

Wat:
Attempt Two

When I was a little kiddy and the people got shot down~

Wat:
Attempt Three

Like pin the tail on the donkey and soda and I'm never gonna get this right am I

Wat:
Attempt Four

Twilight is my bestest friend whoohoo whoohoo she the best *insert brony reference here*

Wat:
Attempt Five

Hop skip and jump and hop skip and jump and god Pinkie is annoying

Wat:
Attempt Six

*insert another annoying Pinkie song here*

Wat:
Attempt Seven

She's a multisex yellow Pegasus with roze curly hair

Wat:
Attempt Eight

Winter inpakken, wrap Up x10000000

Wat:
Attempt Nine

Pinkie bakes...
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Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Special Guest Stars

Nicole From Seanthehedgehog

Aurora Northwind From Alinah_09

Season 5 Highlights

Mirage: *Standing in front of station* Hello there. Being the new pony, and all, I got the advantage of hosting the season 5 highlights. When...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Butterscotch

Butterscotch is a yellow pony with a golden brown mane. Her eyes are also golden brown. Her cutie mark is several oranje butterflies.


Blue Belle

Blue Belle is a blue pony with a purple mane. She has periwinkle eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of twelve periwinkle stars.


Minty

Minty is an green pony with a white mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of eleven dark green clovers.

Snuzzle

Snuzzle is a grey pony with a roze mane. She has blue eyes and her cutie mark is a cluster of roze hearts.


Cotton Candy

Cotton Candy is a roze pony with a dark roze mane. She has purple...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a great dag in the Crystal Empire, but Juno was flying her plane with Proxy, and Jeff on board.

Cadence: *Sees plane with binoculars* We have visitors.
Shining Armor: Twilight Sparkle has found us.
Cadence: Perhaps. Shining, gather all of our soldiers to fight with me, but stay here.
Shining Armor: Cadence, I'm meer powerful than you. Let me fight!
Cadence: No, u will do as I say, of you'll be executed. I need somepony to defend this castle.
Shining Armor: Very well, but be careful.
Cadence: I will. *Kisses Shining Armor*
Shining Armor: *Kisses Cadence back*

Okay, enough with the romance!...
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 Spectrum
Spectrum
Flash back....
Rainbows mother Dew and Her Father Wind had told her that being a wonderfully was great.Rainbow was born with half a horn which was pretty powerful.Gladys a filly who attended flight school was a selfish brat.but admired regenboog Spectrums skill,I could go 172 at speed also I could multi task which was pretty cool and I zei the only way she could hang out with me was to don't be so selfish.And she stopped,as a older filly I was part of The Rainy bolts a group of fillies that got rid of old spectrum and trained how to fly in fact I was the leader.My wing spans was long also I wasn't talkative,I hanged out with Rainbowdash,Ollie(my main o c),Sharp winged,Ivey,and Snowstorm(another of my main characters).The dag came when I was 12 I become a mini wonder bolt well since dash was older than me she was a Wonder bolt she was 14.I was right behind Rainbowdash,her vrienden zei I was the volgende element of harmony,and it turned out it was true,the element of dreams!
 Ivey
Ivey
 Sharp Winged
Sharp Winged
 Gladys
Gladys
 Snowstorm
Snowstorm
 Rainbowdash
Rainbowdash
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Hawkeye, and Stylo, Mirage went to the train yard where he had to work with Nicole. They were taking a freight train to Laramie.

Mirage: *Climbs into cab* Hello Nicole.
Nicole: Hi Mirage.
Mirage: How long have u been here?
Nicole: Not too long. I'm waiting for the Railroad Police to finish inspecting the train.
Mirage: Right then. Did u check our fuel?
Nicole: Yes. We have enough coal, and water to go all the way to Laramie, and back.
RP Pony: Okay, you're clear to go.
Mirage: Right.
Nicole: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Turns signal green*
Nicole: *Blows whistle twice*
Mirage: *Shoveling...
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posted by BlackPetals
Bah... I just woke up. beer with me. -Not at all funny cause my nickname's Sambear.- Shortest one, but I might tweak it later.... after coffee... and toast...




Rarity shambled into her room,and lay down, staring at the mirror close to her. She probably should get ready for appel, apple Jack's party later, but she was tired. And, as a fashionista unicorn, readying would be a cinch, right? She let her eyes drift shut, not noticing the cold that crept into her bones. Her mind wandered, and she giggled feebly. "Ha, ha, sew tired. D'you get it, Sweetie? So tired, sew tired, and I make dresses? Ha..." Not only was she tired, but now she felt like stone. She yawned, and was still.


.................. -Coffee and Toast-...................
Bob enjoyed visiting Jerry, but was looking vooruit, voorwaarts to talking to Emily about seeing Jerry.

Emily: *Watching TV*
Bob: *Arrives at house* Honey, I'm home.
Emily: Great dear. How was your stay at Jerry's?
Bob: Not too bad. Listen, about Jerry, I want to talk to u about that.
Emily: I do too. Why don't u talk about it first?
Bob: No, I think it would be best if u talk first.
Emily: Very well. I was thinking about it, and I think it's great that you're making new friends. That's part of the job for being a therapist, and I want u to know that I'm fine with u seeing Jerry. Now, what do you...
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After dinner, Bob and Emily took Burt to their home.

Burt: *Looks around* This is nice.
Bob: Thank you. I can tell you're really going to like living with us.
Burt: u got that right. Not only is this a nice place, but it's owned door two of the greatest ponies in all of Equestria.
Bob: I'm sure there's somepony better then me, and Emily.
Burt: Nope. Not even Celestia herself can be better than u my friend.
Emily: Well, that's kind of u to say Burt.
Bob: So what do u plan on doing now that you're divorced?
Burt: Good question. I'll most likely verplaats back to Scotland. It's a beautiful country...
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Today, everypony listens to music. No matter where they are, what they're doing, most of the time they are listening to music. Yet another new type of muziek was created just a few years ago.

link

The new type of music, is dubstep. Most songs in this category of muziek are remixes of any song chosen. Vinyl Scratch is the best dubstep player in Equestria, and loves her job.

Vinyl Scratch: Nopony can beat me when it comes to operating a bas, bass cannon. I'm literally unstoppable!
Rainbow Dash: She hasn't been defeated door anypony yet. I don't think she ever will be defeated.
Octavia: Although I'm not...
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Twilight: Man, u haven't shown us any rap yet! Get some rap, get some rap.
Black Ponies: Get some rap! Get some rap!

link

When it was invented in the 80's, rap became populair for African Equestrian ponies living in the hood. There were some ponies that had children who would listen to this kind of music, and they wouldn't be happy about it.

Octavia: It was like the 50's all over again. A new type of muziek is created, and ponies get angry about it, because it was populair with teens, and several young adults.
Vinyl Scratch: volgende to dubstep, this is the best type of muziek to listen to. Why would...
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Equestria, have u ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, u are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, of evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 1: Musicians

Many ponies enjoy music. It provides a way to relieve yourself of any stress, of to enjoy when you're having a simple car ride. Back then, the first ponies that invented music, did so only hundreds of years ago. Many ponies can't agree on who the first musician was, but the antwoorden can prove to be interesting.

Octavia: I think the first pony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème was switching some freight cars into a siding for another train to pick up.

Coffee Crème: *Stops train*
Mirage: *Drives passenger train pass Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: *Uncoupling engine from freight cars*
Signal Pony: *Walking down signal tower to Coffee Crème*
Coffee Crème: What's the matter?
Signal Pony: Gordon's engine broke down. The brakes are jammed, so he can't go anywhere. u have to take your engine over to where his train is, and take it the rest of the way into Cheyenne.
Coffee Crème: Right. *Sees passenger train* Well, Mirage's train is halfway through here....
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Source: joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 46

Getting A Raise

July 27, 1955

It was 7 AM in Cheyenne Wyoming. Hawkeye, and Stylo were sitting at the station, waiting to take over for a passenger train. They were playing a board game called Mancala.

Hawkeye: Have u ever played this game...
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While I was with Con, and Discord, regenboog Dash was trying to get into the building.

Rainbow Dash: We have to save Sean, and Con!
Fenix: Nein! It's too dangerous. Any of Discord's soldiers could be in there waiting for us.
Rainbow Dash: I can't believe this. u are supposed to be tough, being a leader of an army, and all that.
Fenix: I don't know what your version of being tough is, but my version is not being an idiot, and getting shot.
Rainbow Dash: Well u know what? If u won't go in there, I will. *Runs insides*
Fenix: Dash no!

Dash yes! Because Discord was pouring some acid into a pool...
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