My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: On The Block Episode 3 Part 6

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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her bureau in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that u enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform u that she has not been found, but I did find a penny.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: It was heads up too. We should be able to find her easily now.
Celestia: It's clear to me that you're not a good informer. I need someone meer intelligent like...
Derpy: *Arrives* Hi Princess. Here's your pizza.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're my new informer.
Derpy: Yay!
Audience: *Clapping*
Celestia: Timothy, go back to whatever it was u were doing.
Timothy: *Walks away*
Derpy: What should I inform u about?
Celestia: u tell me if u found Twilight Sparkle of not. She is a traitor to Equestria, and must be captured.
Derpy: I thought u were only supposed to capture flags.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: No, u find Twilight Sparkle, and tell me about it. u also inform me about anything important.
Derpy: Okay.

The volgende day.

Celestia: *Sitting at her desk*
Derpy: u are Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't need stupid losers like u telling me that.
Audience: Aw.
Celestia: Of course I'm Celestia! Who else would I be? The prime minister of Canada?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I don't see why u would waste time in telling me that I'm the princess. I know I'm Celestia. Go tell Twilight Sparkle that she's Twilight Sparkle.
Audience: *Laughing*

The volgende day.

Celestia: *Walking upstairs*
Bryan: *Sees Celestia* hallo look, it's Nicole Oliver.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: I am Princess Celestia u nincompoop.
Jonathan: I object to u saying you're the princess.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: u can't object my identity!
Jonathan: But you're Nicole Oliver.
Celestia: *Ignoring the others, and goes upstairs*

The white alicorn got to her office, and sat down at her desk, when Derpy arrived.

Derpy: I'd like to inform u about something important. u are not the real Princess Celestia.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: What do u mean I'm not Princess Celestia? Of course I am. u dare vraag my identity? To hell with you. I'm already dealing with other ponies saying that I'm Nicole Oliver, and I don't need others telling me I'm not Celestia. Why don't u go inform Twilight?
Derpy: Because u told me to capture her.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: *Falls asleep, and falls on the floor*

Meanwhile on the block.

Master Sword: Well, today has been fun, but it's time to go home. My laundry is going to catch on brand if I leave the washing machine running.
Tom: How is that possible?
Master Sword: It's really old.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Well, so long. And, enjoy the rest of your day.
Astrel Sky: *Imitating a Radio Disk Jockey* This is Astrel Sky, signing off.
Audience: *Clapping, cheering, and whistling*

The End

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Beyond the trees of the Everfree chapter 7 Lightning woods

posted by Dragon4322

Lightning Dust spriniting though woods

When Pin Tail shot the insane pony in the seconde story, the troops left the house. Once General Sky Night thought he heard something, Sky zei ,"I think we should verplaats towards the back of the house". Scootaloo asked worried ,"was there someone up there with them?"

"Probably.." Green interrupted "I thought I saw another shadow near the keuken-, keuken on the first floor" he finished. "So then we are going to have to go into the Dungeon woods then" The general told them.

After their conversation the Ponyville military went into the woods and searched for the enemy pony that escaped the battle. It only...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I am about to parachute out of an airplane with Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and regenboog Dash. This could be interesting.

Sean: *looks out window*
Rarity: We're going to jump soon.
Sean: Why don't u three go first?
Rarity: That's nice of you.
Pinkie Pie: Green light go!

Soon the four of us jump out of the plane deploying our parachutes, getting ready to defend Manehattan from the griffons. Back at Canterlot

Twilight: Griffons!
Fluttershy: Oh my *trembling in fear*
Celestia: Theres over a dozen of them! ATTACK!
ponies: *fire guns at griffons*
griffons: *fire back* FOR GILDA!!
soldier: *shoots machine gun*
Two...

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Alice and the Everfree Forest Part 1: Alice meets Mr. Rabbit

posted by DisneyFan333

The once lived a young filly named Alice. She was a strange little filly, always curious about everything, especially what her cutie mark was going to be. One dag she decided to go and find it. As she was exploring around the edge of the everfree forest, she saw a colt hopping around like a rabbit. "Where are u going?" She called, "My name is Alice and why are u jumping up and down?"
"No time to talk," He sounded nervous. "I am very late and if that bird doesn't get here soon-" He gulped "it's off with my head." His cutie mark was a goud pocket watch and if u looked closely, u could...

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15 Things u Might Not Know About Me

posted by The_Exorcist

Hello everypony! Since u people are so nice to me,I wanted to tell u some things u don't know about me!

1.)I love going to school. I like school because I get to learn new things everyday. I also like seeing my friends. I don't like recess because it is crazy. I wish our recess can either be reading of drawing.

2.)I want to be a brain surgeon when I grow up. I even have a book that I am studying and it is called Anotonomy 300°. I study it when I have time.

3.)I love the 60's music! Here is a lijst to prove it! They are my favoriete songs.

I Get Around The strand Boys***
I'm A Believer The Monkees*...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance pt5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

As we fly away the alarm sounds off, and it seems fine for us so far. Then five airplanes start to chase me, all of them are the same type that I'm flying. They try to shoot me, but I dodge their bullets, turn around, and shoot back at them. I nearly shot one of the pilots, breaking the glass of the cockpit. As I pass them, they turn around behind me once again. Soon I spot a boot in a river under me. I fly towards it, and two of them follow me, the other three get above me. I get closer to the boat, as Joe tries to teleport us. "Not yet!" I tell him. Right when it looks like we're about to...

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Discord is back part 6 I had a dream

posted by applejackrocks

The volgende morning In Canterlot at the hotel......

AJ: *wakes up* *yawn* good morning AJ!!
Pinkie: *wakes up* AHHHHHH!!!!
AJ: Whats wrong?
Pinkie: AJ!!
AJ: Yea?
Pinkie: *giggles* nothing....
AJ: please! tell me!
Pinkie: I just had the funniest dream
AJ: what happened?
Pinkie: u promise not to tell?
AJ: kruis my heart, hope to fly, stick a koekje, cupcake in my eye!!!
Pinkie: okay then...I dreamed that Applebloom was the element of kindness, that Sweetie klok, bell was the element of genorasity, Scoot was the element of loyalty, and Princess Luna represented the element of magic. Hehe pretty funny eh?

AJ: No.....it aint...

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another blue rose part 3

posted by epicskyrimfan56

i walk over to the mirror in the room. i stare at it. i see a light gray pony with brown hair in the mirror. i slowly verplaats my hand and discover that pony.....is me. i scream at the top, boven of my lounges. then a yellow pony with roze hair enters the room. she asks in a frantic but suprisingly soft tone " oh goodness are u allright?" i respond as would anyone would and scream more. eventually she calms me down and explains who she is and everything. " so let me get this straight. u found me in the middle of a forest passed out and im in a world of talking ponies?" she says " uhm yes..." i think to myself that im in my show. and that i should find twilight sparkle. the pony introduces herself as fluttershy. shes a verry kind pony. she then brings me to town and introduces me to everypony. we all sit down and discuss what happened. we form a plan....

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Discord is back part 5 veilig and Sound......For now

posted by applejackrocks

In Canterlot.....

AJ: we really appreciate u guard us here
Pinkie: Yeah!
Soldier: no problem
AJ: But how exacly did Princess Celestia died?
Soldier: u see, Princess Celestia, as always, was drinking thee with the Wonderbolts, but suddenly, Discord came...he had 4 other ponies in his hand...I just reconized a pony there, her name is Twilight Sparkle, a faithful student of the Princess. The Wonderbolts tried to stop Discord...but it was to late...He grabbed the Princess and flew off....before he left I saw Twilight's horn glow then she screamed out "Elements of Harmony! Princess Luna!!! The Cutie...

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My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship, Season 1, Episode 3 It Begins Part3

posted by DawnBright

It slithered out of the shadows and up to Dawn Bright's bed. It's eyes narrowed as it perpared to strike at its unsuspecting victim. That's when unicorn intution took over.

Dawn Bright didn't know why but suddenly she woke up. Staring her in the face was a snake, black as night. Dawn Bright screamed as she backed up against the wall. Even though she wasn't afraid of snakes, She was terrified of this one. It didn't look solid and had two front claws. It hissed, probably annoyed cause she woke up.

Dawn Bright had to think fast, the snake was already fast approaching. She concentrated on the snake....

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Discord Conquers Equestria(pt. 1)

posted by xFluttershyx

"Okay, everypony", zei Bluehooves. All we have to do is take the way out like we did last time."

"Follow me, everypony!" As soon as Constance zei that, tje maze grew hedges that seperated everypony from each other.

Terra screamed.

"Calm down, Terra", Vanilla Twilight said. "Everything's okay."

Terra screamed, "No it's not! I'm seperated from everypony and I'm scared!"

"Stop being such a scaredy pony", zei Constance.

"Arguing won't get us out of here", zei Bluehooves. "Let's all just try and find the exit!"

"I agree", zei Nashgear.

Everypony began looking for a way out.

-With Bluehooves-
Bluehooves...

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Locating The Elements Of Harmony(Part 2: Discord's Revenge)

posted by noahnstar1616

"W-Where did he go",asked Fluttershy.

"I don't know", zei the princess.

"I'll find him", zei regenboog Dash.

"No, Rainbow, we must locate the Elements of Harmony", zei Twilight.

"Fine", zei regenboog as she crossed her arms.

As Twilight and the Mane 5 ran out, Princess Celestia called, "Good luck, my little ponies!"

Outside, Discord had already started his chaos. The dag and night kept switching, the ground turned into soap, and buildings were flying in midair.

Discord was sitting in a troon in the air, laughing evilly.

"Where are the Elements", asked Twilight.

"I have them."

"Give them to us."

"Now...

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Once upon a Fluttershy...pt. 3(The Lightning Bolt)

posted by noahnstar1616

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Lightning was striking below. Thank Celestia all the ponies were veilig inside. I was flying close enough to feel the heat of the lightning. To hear the loudness of the thunder. I loved it. Just then I got a brilliant idea. I remember AJ zei that it was too dangerous to stay at appel, apple Acres because of the trees; so I decided to run through the Everfree Forest! It's, like I zei before, brilliant! I landed at the the entrance of it. "Bring it on", I zei to myself. I started running through the forest as fast as I could, lightning bolts striking a few trees that were in front of me.

Not dangerous...

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Twilight in Oblivion: 10

posted by P-Lightning

"This part of the story is all about Axel and his past."

(Right here Axel is having Ice Cream with his best and only friend in the Organization, Roxas while they whatched the sun set)
(Axel's Past)
"Axel wait up I need to catch up," zei a mysterious stallion as he ran to Axel, "Hey come on Roxas u got to catch up if u want to see the sunset." zei Axel,"OK I'm want to see the suset man just wait I got to buy the ice cream. As Axel and Roxas sat on the old clock tower eating ice cream and Axel asked,"Hey Roxas why does the sun set red?","Huh I don't know i just want to watch the sunset ha...

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The mystery of happiness part: eleven

posted by whiteclaw

Just for you guys x3

The news of foto Finish`s death was absoulotely terrible, Hoity Toity had been mourning for days non-stop. He was just about to blow his nose when his assistant knocked on the door. "Enter u may!" he said, the was holding a clipboard against his chest. "Sir u have exactly two hours before showtime are u ready?" Toity nodded. "Alright I`ll see u there si-" he was cut off. Hoity looked down, he had been stabbed and the mes was poking through the clipboard. Behind him was a blue pony with a mask and outfit on.

The assasin closed the door behind him, "Why?! What do u want?!" Toity...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Discorded part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Seanthehedgehog Presents

Hedgehog In Ponyville Episode 9

Discorded

Being a war hero in a town where everyone likes u is a good thing. Everywhere I go, I see a friend. Everytime I need help with something, I ask them. I've also been promoted from captain to major.

We took back Ponyville from Nazi Forces, and Celestia was breifing me on my new assignment in Twilight's former library.

Celestia: Discord now has an army of his own. He has time traveled into the seconde world war in a planet called Earth, and gathered an army of italian humans.
Sean: Hm, I wonder why he chose italians.

During part...

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Con Mane: Diamond Tiaras Are Forever

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst Staverald Discord
Fluttershy........................................Whataspy...

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Creepy ponies chapter 2

posted by flippy_fan210

Ben was walking the streets of Ponyville with Rarity. They were searching for Jeff and Jack. The meer he walked the meer trouble he could see Jeff potentially getting into. Vegetable carts to knock over, innocents to slaughter, there was even a gray pegasus that had crossed eyes that Ben was 99% sure wouldn't survive a seconde after being seen door Jeff.

"What did u say your vrienden looked like?" Rarity asked.

"One has a white hoodie and black hair. The other has a black hoodie and brown hair with a blue mask." Ben described them in as little detail as possible, as not to disturb Rarity. Plus,...

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Human Pinkie Pie

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 24 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Stylo was volgende to arrive in Cheyenne. He just finished bringing a freight from Chicagoat.

Stylo: *Going towards coupling*
Metal Gloss: Stylo.
Stylo: What is it?
Metal Gloss: It's Gordon. Pete left him in charge, and now he's bossing us around.
Stylo: Alright. Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: *arrives* Say my name, and I'll appear.
Stylo: Okay. What are we going to do about Gordon?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. We'll go into his office, and sell the desk. Then, he'll have nothing.
Stylo: If u say so. Let's do it. *Goes to station*
Hawkeye: *Following Stylo*

Inside the office

Gordon: *on phone* So, what do you...