ezel ezel Inn
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenboog as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit door Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking vooruit, voorwaarts to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in bed together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking vooruit, voorwaarts to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for u maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: u have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at door the pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if u can fail at life. *Aiming geweer-, geweer at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots meer workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the ezel ezel Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to annuleer our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give u a private toon for free.
George: Fine door me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued
Audience: *Laughing*
Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenboog as Donovan
Blaze as Richard
Idea for this skit door Purrloinedlove.
Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.
Mercury: I've been looking vooruit, voorwaarts to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in bed together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking vooruit, voorwaarts to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for u maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this pony that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: u have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd went down into Compton where the pony living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at door the pony living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.
House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if u can fail at life. *Aiming geweer-, geweer at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots meer workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*
Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.
Back at the ezel ezel Inn.
Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to annuleer our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give u a private toon for free.
George: Fine door me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.
2 B Continued