The rest of this episode has been recorded in black, and white.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." zei Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if u didn't say that word ever again." zei Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," zei Alex, "In seconde place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope u don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." zei Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your ezel Alex, of better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
meer laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just verplaats onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do u have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where u automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames door Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied door saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do u have for 400. Good choice." zei Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes u have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. u have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will u pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
meer laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let meer laughter come out of their mouths. "As I zei earlier, all u have to do is ring your buzzer, and u automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." zei Alex, "Sean, why don't u pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." zei Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, u might succeed." zei Alex in a disgusted tone. meer laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japan in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." zei Alex. "The category is your favoriete letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters u can choose from. Just go for whichever one u want. It could be an A, of a B. of how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling u three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what u wrote down." zei Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, u wrote down, the letter N. u wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing meer laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." zei Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope u die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, u wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. u did tell us to write down our favoriete letter."
"Fantastic. u did very well." zei Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." zei Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." zei Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if u didn't say that word ever again." zei Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
"Okay," zei Alex, "In seconde place with negative $82,400 is Rarity, the element of generosity."
Cheering could be heard as Rarity started to speak.
"I hope u don't mind me bringing my cat here, she just gets very lonely without me."
"That's... Fine." zei Alex, "And finally, Sean the hedgehog is here with negative $120,000, a new jeopardy record."
The audience laughed, and cheered at the same time.
"Stick it up your ezel Alex, of better yet, let me stick it up your grand daughter's ass!" Shouted the hedgehog.
meer laughter was heard, and Alex was embarrased, "Let's just verplaats onto double jeopardy. The categories are...."
Potent Potables
How many eyes do u have?
The letter that comes after B
Automatic points
"That's where u automatically get points for buzzing in." informed Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex continued on with the categories.
Superheroes that are also Captains
US/Japan Relationships
And finally, videogames door Nintendo
The audience laughed again. When they stopped, Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied door saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do u have for 400. Good choice." zei Alex.
As the audience laughed, Alex said, "And the answer is, this is how many eyes u have."
Sean buzzed in.
"Sean?" Asked Alex.
"I don't know about yours, but your grand daughter has one that looks nice, and big."
The audience laughed once again.
"That's eyes, not ass." Replied Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
The audience started cheering, and shouted me! Once the noise died down, Alex said, "The correct answer was two. u have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will u pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
meer laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
"Let's just go with Automatic points for 1,000." Replied Alex, and the audience let meer laughter come out of their mouths. "As I zei earlier, all u have to do is ring your buzzer, and u automatically get 1,000 points, hence the name of the category."
However, no one rang in, and the audience laughed while clapping.
"You are all idiots." zei Alex, "Sean, why don't u pick a category?"
"I'll take US/Jap Relations for 600." zei Sean. The word jap is offensive, and made the audience laugh.
"If you're trying to recreate Pearl Harbor, u might succeed." zei Alex in a disgusted tone. meer laughter came from the audience, and Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Japan in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! anime porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"I can't deal with this anymore, final jeopardy." zei Alex. "The category is your favoriete letter in the alphabet."
As the audience laughed, Alex continued to speak, "There are twenty six letters u can choose from. Just go for whichever one u want. It could be an A, of a B. of how about a C?" The audience laughed again, and Alex said, "I have a feeling u three will get this right, but just in case, I'm going to have my hooves crossed."
The timer rang, and they were out of time.
"Okay, let's see what u wrote down." zei Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, u wrote down, the letter N. u wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing meer laughter to come from the audience.
"Right." zei Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped, and Alex said, "I hope u die."
As the audience laughed, Alex walked over to Sean's board. "Mr. The Hedgehog, u wrote down, the letter F."
"I sure did. u did tell us to write down our favoriete letter."
"Fantastic. u did very well." zei Alex, "Let's see your wager."
The wager was shown, but Alex looked uncomfortable looking at it. Laughter, clapping, cheering, and whistling was heard from the audience. "You just had to write that down."
"I could say it out loud." zei Sean. The audience laughed, and Alex said, "Show's over. Goodnight, and merry Christmas."
The End
