ezel ezel Inn

Starring regenboog Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic regenboog as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

A pony arrived at the ezel ezel Inn with mail.

Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one meer letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There u are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if u don't ma******te in that video, I'll toon everypony in here an embarrassing foto of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing foto is involved.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: Good day. *Leaves*
Richard: u know, I could kill him for you.
Marisa: Nah, let me deal with him. *Opens letter* Dear Marisa, watch your back. We will be coming to kill you. Okay, who wrote this?
Lloyd: What are u talking about?
Marisa: Is this some kind of a prank?
Mercury: Are u accusing us of sending u that letter?
Marisa: No, I'm blaming the tooth fairy.
Audience: *Laughing*
George: Well, if u want, we could protect u from whoever sent u that threatening letter.
Marisa: I don't feel threatened. I know u guys are doing this as a joke. Besides, last time I trusted u guys to protect me, I got raped.
Audience: *Laughing*
Donovan: It wasn't our fault some stallion was waiting for u in the bathroom.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u could've gone in there with me.
Donovan: It was the mare's room! I'm not allowed to go in there.
Marisa: Then explain to me why that stallion who raped me got in there.
Donovan: That's a dumb question, it's a rapist!
Audience: *Laughing*

After work, Marisa walked to her car in the parking lot. Two stallions dressed in trench coats were waiting volgende to a delivery van.

Marisa: *Walking across the parking lot*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: *Takes cover* Well this could be worse

Flashback

Mercury: Happy birthday Marisa.
Marisa: *Sees her cake* I hate chocolate!

End flashback.

Marisa: Okay, maybe not.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: *Climbs over wall*
Trench jas pony 2: *Shoots wall, but misses Marisa*
Marisa: *Runs to another wall*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots at Marisa, but misses*
Marisa: *Hiding*
Police Ponies: *Shooting at trench jas ponies*
Marisa: *Sees window, and climbs through it*
Trench jas pony 2: *Gets shot*
Marisa: *Sneaks into her car* Alright, where's the key that starts this thing? *Gets all of her keys*
Police Pony: *Gets shot door trench jas pony*
Marisa: *Looking through her keys* No, that's the key for the house, and this one is for my safe, and this one is for my car. Too bad it only unlocks the doors, even though it looks exactly like the one that goes into the ignition.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: It's worth a try. *Puts car key into ignition*
Trench jas Pony: *Sees Marisa in her car*
Marisa: *Drives away*
Trench jas Pony: *Shoots two bullets*
Marisa: Guess Mercury, and his vrienden aren't doing this as a joke at all.
Mercury: *Appears out of nowhere* No kidding!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: u weren't here when I left the parking lot. How did u get into my car?
Mercury: door populair demand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Well, it's a good thing u did toon up out of nowhere.

volgende day.

Marisa: *Reading newspaper* Those ponies that tried to kill me got arrested yesterday.
Ranger: Good.
George: Why did they try to kill u anyway?
Marisa: I don't know. It's Los Angeles. Anything can happen.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mail Pony: *Arrives* Since u have refused to ma******te in that video, I brought along that embarrassing foto I promised to bring in.
Marisa: u never promised.
Mail Pony: Not to you, but my boss made me promise to him that I'd toon it around here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Kill him.
George: With pleasure. *Shoots mail pony*
Marisa: Life has it's ups, and downs. He just had a major down.
Audience: *Clapping*

Coming up next, it's Celebrity Jeopardy.