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Trenderhoof was still following AppleJack all over town, trying to impress her, and obvilious of her complete lack of interested in him.

At one point Saten Twist appeared literary out of nowhere, while wearing in usual outfit.

"Saten? What do y'all want now?" AppleJack groaned to the red Pegasus.

"Jee.. Good seeing u to Jacky" Saten zei with clear sarcasm.

"Ah thought ah told ya ta stop calling me that" AppleJack groaned.

"You did, but I can't help, it sounds so cute.. (somewhat pervertly) Just like you" Saten replied, to the beautifully orange, southern pony.

"Please Saten.. I had a long day. Ah don't have for all this" AppleJack replied with her strong accent.

"Yes., I heard that nerd over there has taken a shine to you" Saten replied, holding back anger, but AppleJack knows him well enough to realise this.

"There's no need ta be jealous" AppleJack convinced the male pegasus.

"Jealous!?.. Me!?.. Don't be redicious" Saten replied, hiding a twitching eye.

"Well.. Ah'm impressed, your taking this very we-

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Saten suddenly and aggressively, screamed at Trenderhoof, with a a scary expression on his face as he his eyes grew even redder and his teeth almost became fangs.

"SATEN!" AppleJack cried angrily.

"Sorry. Sorry" Saten said, his voice calmer, and his face back to normal.

"Don't worry, plenty I can do to keep myself accupied.. Maybe I'll check out the toolshed" Saten said, flying off towards the tool shed.

"Is he gonna kill me?" Trenderhoof asked.

"Saten? Please, he's harmless" AppleJack insisted, though in truth she was abit worried herself.

"But just in case.. I better go check on him" The southern pony added, and went to catch up to Saten Twist.

TO BE CONTAINUED
 Saten Twist (with his usual outfit)
Saten Twist (with his usual outfit)
 AppleJack
AppleJack
 Rarity
Rarity
 Trenderhoof
Trenderhoof
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
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>Canterlot
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Fire - MISSLE INCOMING!
*Nuke explode in air as every mechanism stops working, all electricy and communications fail, tanks stop working and below are falling down on the ground*
Sandman - What the hell is going on.
Damien - I don't know but if we won't verplaats out something might hit us!
Fire - There! Garden house!
Sandman - *picks Icepick up* Help me Damien.
Damien - *picks up Icepick and goes to garden house*
*everything calms down*
Fire - Shit. Its an after-EMP storm.
Sandman - It's raining hard...
Ice - *slowly pulls himself up* I fucking hate rain...
??? - *burst into room*
Sandman...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Dan - Good to hear Delta Force.
US President - My man did great job eh?
SAS Leader - Not as good as Fireteam Reaper.
Hooffman - This is Hooffman. De La Rosa spilled the beans.
Dan - And?
Hooffman - Stalion called Vladimir Chehenkov is now co-leader of this army.
Dan - Chehenkov. Right hoof of Golden Horn.
Shadow - u sure u killed Golden Horn.
Dan - I didn't only killed him with my own hoofs in Ponyville but also watched him choke on his own blood.
Dimitri - Is it on? hallo my good friend Dan.
Dan - Dimitri!?
Yuri - I'm here too... Damn it...
Dan - u guys.
Dimitri - Listien to time to speak. Chehenkov...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.

Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...



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Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*

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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
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MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.

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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005

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Hooffman - Stay...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily, DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 5:12 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie was driving a freight train home. She just got the train out of Denver.

Stephanie: Cheyenne, here I come. *Blows the horn on her train*

However, she passed a damaged switch, but she didn't know it was damaged. She thought it was an alternate route to Cheyenne.

Stephanie: I better pick up the pace. *Increasing speed*
Stallions: *Getting derailers onto the tracks* Hurry, she's coming.
Stephanie: *Blows the horn on her train four times*
Stallions: Let's get out of here! *Running away*
Stephanie: What did they...
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Random dialectics


Hello and welcome to another fantastically pointless artikel of Random Dialectics, where we take a dive into the world of technicalities… for no particular reason! Since some requests were made; today, we are going to take a closer look at our favoriete party pony, Pinkie Pie. This artikel interlocks with the vorige one I wrote about Rarity, but will be done in a different fashion. However, due to the nature of the volgende few lines, we will disregard Pinkie’s fourth uithangbord breaks and her defiance of the laws of physics. As instead, we will focus on her mental state. So let...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor
added by sararoyal296
Source: nami frost
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 4 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Running towards Pinkie Pie, but gets sideswiped door a room to her right, and goes in it to see the sign toiletten* Haha, and u thought I wouldn't find it.
Applejack: *Stays in the first room with Twilight, shooting zombies* If that's all u got, maybe you're not drinking enough.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots the head off of two zombies* Ah, wunderbar Dashie, you've made it just in time.
Rainbow Dash: Don't u ever, leave without the rest of us, EVER AGAIN!!
Pinkie Pie: Oh Dash, u worry too much. *Shoots the head off of a zombie near regenboog Dash* Now hurry up, and...
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added by dragonflame23
added by dragonflame23
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The train went through a tunnel when this happened.

Rarity: I am not getting this wagon dirty.
Applejack: Rarity, we can't let simple things like mud stop us! We need to get to that train.
Rarity: I no longer want to find the train.
Applejack: Well what about regenboog Dash?
Rarity: regenboog Dash is a tough pony, who-
Applejack: *Makes the wagon go through the mud. Some of it lands on Rarity*
Rarity: My face!! MY MANE!! APPLEJACK!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop the song.

Rainbow Dash: *In the first car of the train, looking for Flam. She's near the coupling between the engine, and train, and decides to...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 8
Taking Control
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Fluttershy - stop don't hurt me I have story to say!
Dan - Why the hell u tried to kill me.
Fluttershy - I was controlled, please listen to me untill HE come here.
Darkness - He?
Fluttershy - King of Demons u need to stop him he- *gets stabbed*
Hunter - Too much babbling.
Fluttershy - *falls cold on ground*
Dan - What the-
Hunter - Ha ha ha ha ha... Idiots... u ALL are idiots!
Darkness - What are u doing...
Hunter - I found key to world control, we are being controlled door one "person"
Whiteheart - He's insane..
Hunter - And u fools gave me enough...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Larry had to get into the stadium to save Adrenaline, but he had to use a lock pick to unlock his friend's car.

Flag Pony: 3, 2, 1, destroy!
Racers: *Crashing into each other*
Racer 76: *In a Roadmaster, hits the back of Adrenaline's car*
Adrenaline: *Turns his car 180 degrees, and dives into the car*
Racer 76: *Hits two cars at once*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Racer 53: *Crashes into a station wagon*
Racer 30: *In the station wagon, and hits the Roadmaster*
Adrenaline: *Crashes into another car*
Larry: *Gets into Adrenaline's El Freighto, and puts on a racer's helmet*

Song: link

Adrenaline:...
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added by Windwakerguy430
added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: 8u