Princess Celestia
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her bureau when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform u about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that u cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news u give me, is stupid. Last week u informed me that my mane was moving door itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come u don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. u have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan zei they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least u actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't u remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having u as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would u prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a ster Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can u leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minuten later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought u zei this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: u want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important vraag to ask you. Do u want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic regenboog as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny
Celestia was sitting at her bureau when Derpy appeared.
Derpy: I'd like to inform u about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that u cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news u give me, is stupid. Last week u informed me that my mane was moving door itself. I know that!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Due to your retardation, you're fired. *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!! *Bangs hoof on desk* FIRED!!
Derpy: *Sad* But who will take over my job?
Celestia: Anyone that isn't you.
Derpy: How come u don't want me?
Celestia: Because you're an idiot. u have no common sense, and we all hate you.
Derpy: But Chrysler, and Jonathan zei they liked me.
Celestia: That's because they're retards, like you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Now get out of here.
Derpy left, just as soon at Twilight Sparkle arrived.
Twilight: Man, what the hell was all that noise?
Celestia: Derpy has been fired.
Twilight: At least u actually did something right around here.
Audience: Oooh.
Celestia: And what is that supposed to mean?
Twilight: Don't u remember anything man?!
Celestia: The only bad thing I can remember doing is having u as my student.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight: And don't forget about giving me the voice of Ice Cube. People think I'm a stallion now, because of it.
Celestia: Would u prefer to have the voice of James Earl Jones?
Twilight: Well, since I was in a ster Wars parody as the main villian yes. *Looks at audience* Hint, Hedgehog In Ponyville!
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Can u leave so I can get my new informant?
Twilight: Yeah, whatever man. I'm gonna go smoke bongs with Luna anyway.
Audience: *Laughing*
Four minuten later, Timothy arrived.
Timothy: Hello Princess, I have some wonderful news for you.
Celestia: I'm listening.
Timothy: I'm your new informant.
Celestia: I thought u zei this would be good news.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: You're worse then Derpy! I thought I would get someone better then her, like Chrysler!
Saten Twist: u want a car for an informant?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Derpy: *Returns*
Audience: *Cheering*
Derpy: May I have my informant job back please? It's really boring not being here.
Celestia: Yes. Your uesless information is much better then Timothy's idiocracy.
Audience: *Laughing*
Timothy: *Leaves*
Derpy: Now that I'm back, I have an important vraag to ask you. Do u want fries with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes, so I can shove them up your ass. That was a stupid question!
Derpy: But you're glad I'm back, right?
Celestia: Of course.
Audience: *Clapping, and cheering*
as i looked around i noticed the forest looked alot like the one at home. it was simple getting there. and there it was. the lake surrounded door blue roses. a tear comes to my eye. i say.." thank u all, i really enjoyed my time here. u taught me how to be a true friend.ill never forget any of u ever". they say theyre goodbyes and i leap in the lake..... its been 5 months since that incident. me and my friend worked things out and iv not been depressed. one dag i was walkin home pagina and decided to visit the lake. the roses are all wilted and dead...but i decided to visit it one meer time. i arrive at the lake. i sit down. as i peer over the lake. a tear crosses my cheek as i see floating along the lakes surface a single....blue....rose......
THE END
THE END
Oh my goodness. u don't know my emotions right now. Here's a few things I LOVED about the royal wedding:
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Lyra talked, the evil changlings, the twists and turns, the music, DJ PON3, the somewhat Disney-like plot, the darkness, the battles, the story, the dialouge, the dresses, Shining Armor, and Luna.
My emotions. My brain can't take all of this amazingness.
It was just so...Amazing.
I can't say there was something I didn't like because that's a lie.
I didn't see a thing coming. They went all out with this and it was just beautiful and the voice-acting was spot-on too.
My head is going to explode.
Thanks for reading!
~shadirby
Hello everypony, this is triq267. I would like to apologize for the behavior of ilikefrogs22, also known door people who have met him as Jason. He did not even know about this website until he heard me talk about it, and he has been plotting on doing something to piss us off ever since. I would like to blame it all on him, but I can't. He hates MLP for two reasons. The first is that he's an @ss. The seconde is that he was mad at me for calling Unicorn Planet gay, and then admitting to being a brony the volgende week. I'm sorry for letting this troll among u and I hope u all can forgive me.
Sincerely,
triq267
Sincerely,
triq267