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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one meer time.
regenboog Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' meer to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be meer to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And regenboog Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: As princess, I've been chosen to spread the magic of friendship across Equestria. So why would the boom of Harmony want us to sit in a kasteel in Ponyville? It doesn't make any sense.

Fluttershy: But if this is Ponyville, why are our cutie marks over there?
Twilight: I don't know. But it seems like the map wants us to find out. The Tree, the chest, this castle, and now the map. How can we ''not'' follow it?

(skips to them waiting for the train)
Twilight: hallo girls, I'm still looking at this map. The place seems to be somewhere in Fillydefia. So how would we know exactly where it is, if we never been to fillydefia..
Pinkie: Yeah.. I.. Sort of thought of that. So I, sort of, invited, someone else..
Twilight: Like wh-
Saten: (suddenly appears, clearly drunk) ALRIGGHT!! LET'S DO THIS!!
Pinkie: (sighs) Saten., u told me u weren't gonna drink..
Saten: (to Pinkie, still clearly drunk) W Would u and the twins relax.. I, I's got this.. (hiccup).. (trips and literary falls into the train)..

TO BE CONTINUED
So, we wanna stay
But can't find peace while sitting still
I guess we never will
We're on the way
We won't hurry back again
The journey in the end

(Woah oh-oh!)

I love this very moment
We're speeding up not slowing
We might know we can't win
But we're dumb enough to try
We're going, there's no maybe
That's why they call us crazy
And we'll say if anybody asks us

Hey, where u gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know, oh
Hey, where u gonna go
We're off to see the world
We don't need to know

We never need to know
Seeking boundaries to break
Let's forget the ones we've made
So we carry on
Don't let...
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added by ChevalNoir
I wanna do this before Rockstar creates Grand Theft Auto 6. I don't know if they'll consider doing that when u think about how populair Grand Theft Auto 5 has become, but I'm not taking any chances.

Here are the lijst of cars that will be available in the game.

2015 Alton Genji: link

2016 Alton NSX: link

2002 Alton Sparkle: link

2020 Bender Benderna: link

1960 Bender Spoon: link

1957 Canterlot Captain: link

1968 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1980 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1986 Canterlot Firebolt: link

1965 Canterlot GMO: link

2002 Canterlot Montana: link

1955 Chevronet Belair: link

1956 Chevronet Belair: link

1957...
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The story starts off at AppleJack's farm, at cider season. AJ not allowing Derpy, Sword and Saten to have any cider.

"No meer cider guys.. It has a risk of having alcohol." The blonde pony said.

Saten: So?

"Well 91% of all drunk based chaos are caused door u three." AppleJack replied.

Derpy, Saten and Sword all cheer and high five.

"Not what I meant. We need designated drivers." AppleJack said, and pulls out jar.

"You know the drill.. Whoever gets the black egg."

The three stick their hands in.

Sword: (sees it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

"Hey u got it." Saten said, pointing the already obvious.

During a party...
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Everyone is praticing the wedding.

Princess Celestia: Perfect, girls. No need to rush. Then of course, Cadance will enter.

Princess Celestia: I'll say a few words, and then we'll begin with the vows. Shining Armor, you'll get the ring from your best mare.

Spike: [deep voice] Do you? [high voice] I do!

Shining Armor: Hey... has anyone seen Twilight?

[doors open]

Twilight Sparkle (angrily): I'm here! I'm not gonna stand volgende to her! And neither should you!

Shining Armor: I'm sorry, I... I don't know why she's acting like this.

Saten Twist: Maybe her period.

Derpy (her and Glaze were invited. Trixie two,...
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Fluttershy (throws down gun and back to normal cute self): There.. They're dead.. We saved Christmas.. We get a wish.. Anything u guys wanna wishful?

Saten [thinks]: Yeah.. There is.

The lions' cave. Some magic revives the mother lion.

Mother Lion: Wha - Oh my, what happened?



Cubs: Mommy! (they hug her)

Saten (watching with the girls) [relieved]: Oh, good.




Trixie: Man.. This was fucked up Christmas..

Saten: Yeah.. But still beat thanksgiving with Derpy's crazy boyfriend.



Master Sword: I've been waiting for this all year.. (pulls out the turkey) Giving u people the bird.

Saten: Oh.. (hand goes to the turkey) Looks so go- AH! SHIT!

Sword: (stabbed the hand with large fork) Neh uh.. Not til we say grace.






END OF EPISODE 2:

I like assuming Sword is a fan favorite. For his comedic insanity. Smilar to Trevor Phillips, but a lessor extent..

But who knows. He probably isn't..
Twilight is seen pacing back and forth.

Twilight Sparkle: I'm trying Saten.I'm trying to be open minded.. But your girlfriend still isn't someone I trust.

Saten (puts drops in his bloodshot eyes from the weed): Well.. Just promise u won't interfer.. Now aren't we suppose to inviting your gang for dinner?

Twilight: Oh. Right.. Thanks for the reminder.

Saten: Hey, without the boes, I'm smarter than people think.




PONYVILLE:

Starlight and Trixie out in the open.

Cherry Berry and Goldengrape: [unintelligible whispering] ...did u see...?

[unintelligible whispering of varous ponies]

Trixie: Everyone always...
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added by Xavier5
Source: The Crossovers from: My Little pony and Mew Mew Power and Production door Xavier Antonio
See that weight on your wings?
So I know what you’re feeling
Yeah, you’ve got bigger dreams
So keep on believing

Don’t let your colors bleed into grey
We’ve got each other, and chances to take
Yeah, you’ve got biggwr dreams
So keep on believing

I’ll chase the sky with you
I’ll chase the night with you
I’ll chase the light with you
If u wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Woah oh woah
(x3)

If u wanna fly
I’ll chase the sky

Anything in your heart
is meer than worth keeping
I’ll shoot for the stars
If that’s what u needed

Just say the word, and baby I’ll run
I’ll find a way to go beyond the...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Like a shadow loves to follow
When the sun's shining bright
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around
And how the moon can verplaats the water
When the stars are in the sky
I'll be around
Oh, i'll be around

I've always got your back
I'll always hold it down
I'll be around
And anything u need
won't have to make a sound
'Cause i'll be around

And when the times gets harder,
we can take off
You don't have to worry
if we get lost
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around
And u don't have to wonder
We can be free
Anything u want,
you can count on me
'Cause i'll be around
I'll be around

And it's much better than a promise
It's meer like...
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added by OuranAfterHigh
Source: Credit to someone on Deviantart
" HAAAAAAAAAA YES THE teef BACK u BETTER KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR u "! Yes u tried to banish me what did that prove Twilight Sparkle I'm going to enjoy fucking eating your bones while u and your mane six die haaaaaaaaaa! BE VERY AFRAID EVERYPONY BECAUSE QUEEN CHRYSALIS IS BACK AND SHE'S FEEDING ON YOUR LOVE AGAIN !

HELLO HOPE u LIKE SOME OF THE NUDITY IT'S ALSO FOR THE KICK ezel titel OF

UNICORNIA PONIFIED
METALLICA ALBUM COVER

{HOPE u ENJOY IT AND HOPE IT'S NOT TOO EXPLICIT!)
This is a review of the 2 dolls from Friendship Games that I have. The dolls I have came in a 2 pack. I have the human Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry.

The Visuals: Twilight Sparkle doesn't quite look like how she does in Friendship Games. The outfit she has in Friendship Games is different than her doll outfit. However she still looks cool. Not quite how she looks in the films, but it's good. Flash Sentry looks like how he looks in the films. His face expression looks a little silly, but other than that Flash Sentry looks very accurate. His outfit looks almost exactly how it looks in the...
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TWILIGHT SPARKLE- "WHERE ARE u HIDING QUEEN CHRYSALIS I KNOW u ARE BRAIN WASHING PONIES "!

SPIKE- "SHE'S DECAYED INTO A CORPSE

FLUTTERSHY- "YOU MEAN SHHHHHE DIED"!

RARITY- "OH MY WHAT SPIKY WIKY IS TRYING TO TELL u FLUTTERSHY IS SHE verlopen HER WHOLE LIFE WITHOUT LOVE "!

FLUTTERSHY- "THAT'S SAD AND TERRIBLE

DISCORD- "WOW SOME EVEN WERE HAVING FIRST OFF PLAYING BLAME GAME WHAT SHAME TWILIGHT SPARKLE A PRINCESS AND u CALL YOURSELF A FRIEND"!
RAINBOW DASH- "DISCORD WHAT ARE u DOING HERE CAUSING MISCHEIF ?
DISCORD- "NO NOT THIS TIME u I ALL WIND DOWN WITH THIS FROWN "!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE-...
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RARITY - WHAT THE HELL ? KIND OF DRESSES ARE THOSE SCARITY !
SCARITY- HA HAAAAAA !YES, THE DECAYING KIND, OH PERHAPS THE OTHER DARK 5 ARE PLAYING NICE WITH YOUR vrienden I HOPE.

CLOWN PIE- HELLO, WELCOME TO THE CARNIVAL PINKIE PIE I'D MAKE u JUMP SCARE TO MY FUN HOUSE OF SMILES ISN'T THAT WHAT u WANT?

PINKIE PIE - I'M GETTING A BAD FEELING ABOUT THESE GUYS

PENTAGRAM SPARKLE- I JUST LOVE READING YOUR MAGIC POWER LIKE A BOOK TWILIGHT COME WHY DON'T u SAY u HAVE SOME FUN WITH ME IN HELL HAAAAAA!
TWILIGHT SPARKLE- DID DISCORD PUT u PONIES UP TO STEALING THE MAGIC OF FRIENDSHIP ?

PENTAGRAM...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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Dan - Situation.
Watermark - Enemies coming close to Canterlot, code RED I repeat code RED.
Celestia - ...
Twilight - ...
Dan - Copy that. Anything new on Chechenkov?
CIA - Negative.
MI5 - We may have something.
Dan - Listening.
MI5 - Some stalion called Al'Hakuim - leader of militia in Somalia. But we need someone who knows the place well.
Dan - I know a man. Well an Mare. She were undercover in Somalia. He name is Jade. One of my old squadron member.
- - - - -
15th May
Hour 1205
Location : Somalia - Africa.
Operation Codename : "Guerrilla Warfare"

Militia - On the ground scum!
Hardscope - *gets on ground*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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14th May
Hour 1624
Near Ponyville.
73th Equestrian Army Squadron +DISABLED+

+++21st Executive Ground Service and Capital Defenders+++

- Captain Sandman
- Operator Icepick
- Specialist Damien
- Guardian Firepit.


Dan - Welcome to EGSCD. u will be the last line of Canterlot Defence.
Sandman - Isn't all of squads relocated now... It's not something great.
Dan - Not truth Sandman. u know it. 21st is last. u ARE last to stay at capital.
Sandman - Copy that...


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Road to Canterlot.
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Icepick - 21st... They were great in time of Changeling - Equestria wad.
Damien - Yea...
Firepit - I'm scared for life. Apparently...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
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13th May.
Hour 1755

//: 37th Equestrian Army Squadron

-Commander Sandman
-Sergeant Icepick
- Private Damien
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- KIA
- MIA


- - - - -

Dan - We lost too much troops.
Shadow - We still do defence of Ponyville is impossible.
Dan - Send Hunters to bomb it.
Twilight - My house...
Dan - We are slowly losing hopenin defence. Slowly....


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Ponyville Warzone
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Icepick - Greenleaf!
Sandman - He is dead Icepick!
Icepick - Shitm.. No.. We lost all Ponies... But....
Sandman - Heads down! *puts Icepick on ground*
Damien - *gets down as explosion hits house above them*
Sandman - Shit... We are advancing to Castle!...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Jimmy - Bloody Hell this place is packed with Ponies.
Jake - Calm.

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Canterlot
13:39
--

Joel - Can u tell me how u got an insider to verplaats Lenny into different route?
Jake - Let's say that current President got on his position because of me.
Damien - So how we do if.
Jake - You? Just get him out of truck.

-Car appears, and it suddenly is exploded while nearby buildings ignite-

Joel - *wears mask and takes our UZI* Everypony on the ground!
Damien - *wears mask and takes M4 out* It's rolling time.
Jimmy - *wears mask and takes shotgun* Wooohooo!
Damien - *kills remaining alive Guards and starts cutting...
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