Starlight Glimmer:NWelcome! I'm so pleased to have u here.
regenboog Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, regenboog Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) u can call me "anything u want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but u could call me "anything u want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did u hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however u found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, u see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run door u is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why u all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave u a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves door meer than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) u see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team u can't have a nightmare If u never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out door that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do u ever wonder why? When u think your talent's special u don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when u learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When u learn to simplify Life is oh, so great kom bij in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded door equality door our cutie mark!
regenboog Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell u that..
regenboog Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. u can't ju-
Saten: What do u care? u never liked me anyway.. Neither have u Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.
regenboog Dash: [groans]
Double Diamond: This is Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, regenboog Dash, and Twilight Sparkle... And, umm... We never got the red one's name..
Saten: (pervertly to Starlight) u can call me "anything u want"
Saten: I'm Saten Twist.. (a bit pervertly too Starlight) but u could call me "anything u want.
Starlight Glimmer: Riiight.. (whispers) your have to better then that.
Starlight Glimmer: (turns her attention to Twilight) Forgive my bluntness, but I'm assuming it's Princess Twilight Sparkle? We don't get many Alicorns around here.
Twilight Sparkle: Yes, but "Twilight" is fine.
Starlight Glimmer: So! How did u hear of our little village?
Twilight Sparkle: It's kind of a long story. Let's just say we found it on a map.
Pinkie Pie: Technically, it's a Tree-chest-castle-map!
Starlight Glimmer: Well, however u found us, we're happy to have you! We're happy to have anypony who wants to experience true friendship for the first time.
Applejack: Say what?
Starlight Glimmer: Oh, indeed. That's what's so unique about our village, u see. Around here, we don't flaunt our special talents because we don't have any special talents to flaunt.
Saten: Anything run door u is good enough for me..
Starlight Glimmer: (ignores him)
Twilight: Is that why u all have those cutie marks?
Starlight Glimmer: Perhaps it would be easier to understand if I gave u a tour of the village!
[marching drum cadence]
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Life is so grand in Our Town We're always filled with cheer We never have to look around To know that we're all here
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We don't have to wait To find out that our destiny Is just to emulate
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) Let's see those big, happy smiles! Life is a smile in Our Town Our cutie marks the same Because we do not separate Ourselves door meer than name.
Citizens: (singing) In Our Town, in Our Town We dare not compete Winning only breeds the worst Ego-filled conceit
Starlight Glimmer: (singing) u see? Now everybody wins! Life is a joy in Our Town We're all equal here No one is superior And no one shakes in fear.
Citizens: (singing) Our Town, in Our Town We work as a team u can't have a nightmare If u never dream.
Saten: (speaking normally to the main six) Is anyone else creeped out door that dream line?
Main six: Shhhh
Starlight Glimmer: (still singing) Other ponies argue Do u ever wonder why? When u think your talent's special u don't see eye-to-eye There's just too many differences That lead to disarray But when u learn to act as one It's like a holiday.
Citizens: In Our Town, in Our Town We don't complicate When u learn to simplify Life is oh, so great kom bij in our utopia Come out of the dark Banded door equality door our cutie mark!
regenboog Dash: [laughing] You're kidding, right? Give up our cutie marks? No wa-
Saten: (excitedly) I'm in!
Twilight: Okay, now your just getting desperate aren't you..
Saten: No.. I'm serious... I always hated my cutie mark, I always tell u that..
regenboog Dash: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is she for real?
Saten: Hey.. Your not the one who spend your entire life with the WRONG cutie mark!
Rarity: But Saten.. u can't ju-
Saten: What do u care? u never liked me anyway.. Neither have u Twilight.
Twilight: When have we EVER shown hatred to you?.. (various cutaways of Twilight And Rarity openly expressing their hatred of Saten. Most times, to his own face)..
Starlight Glimmer: Terrfiic.. Welcome to the herd Saten.. Nobody has ever entered it, and ever wanted to leave.