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Date: September 25, 1959
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 1:26 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Nicole, and Ike got their train into the yard after driving from North Platte.

Ike: *Applies the brakes, and watches the tower as the train stops volgende to there* Is it me, of does the tower seem different to you?
Nicole: What do u mean?
Ike: Look at it.
Nicole: *Looks at the tower, and sees part of it sawed off* How is it still standing?
Ike: I'm not sure, but they better fix it soon.

While they went to uncouple the engines from their train, Hawkeye walked into the yards with Metal Gloss.

Hawkeye: *Kisses Metal Gloss on her cheek* u are the sexiest mare in the entire universe.
Metal Gloss: *Blushes, and kisses Hawkeye*
Nicole: Make out scene, three o' clock.
Ike: Get back in the engine, I'll finish up here.

Then, the pony that stal the engine parts from the beginning of this story came back. He ran into the yards with a Tommygun, and started shooting at Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss.

Metal Gloss: *Screams*
Hawkeye: Stay down!
Wallace: *Shooting at everything in the yards. One of his bullets hit the part of the tower that got sawed off, and it falls down*
Snowflake: *Jumps out of the tower*
Wallace: *Sees the engine parts on a freight train, and looks at an engine coupled up to them* Hope u don't mind, but I'm taking your parts!!!! *Gets into the engine*
Hawkeye: NO! *Runs toward Nicole's engine*
Metal Gloss: Hawkeye no! You'll get killed!

Song: link

Hawkeye: Again with this fucking music?!!? *Gets into the seconde engine from Nicole's train*
Wallace: *Exits the yards* No one is following me. *Laughs* This is easy. *Stops laughing when he sees an engine following him* Ooh.
Hawkeye: *Sees Wallace not far ahead of him*
Wallace: *Reloads his Tommygun*
Hawkeye: *Grabs a shotgun from under his seat*
Wallace: *Shoots three bullets, but Hawkeye is too far away*
Hawkeye: *Getting closer, and fires one shot at Wallace. He hits the engine Wallace is driving*
Wallace: *Shooting the front of Hawkeye's engine*
Hawkeye: *Shoots a window on Wallace's engine*
Wallace: *Shooting at Hawkeye, but he is taking cover*
Hawkeye: *Shoots the gun out of Wallace's hooves*
Wallace: *Watches the gun fall out of the train*
Hawkeye: *Sees a switch in front of him, and his engine gets in front of Wallace's train*
Wallace: *Increases the speed of his train*
Hawkeye: *Applies the brakes, and climbs on top, boven of his engine*
Wallace: Why are we slowing down?!
Hawkeye: *Gets inside of Wallace's engine* u fucked with the wrong railroad asshole!
Wallace: *Punches Hawkeye*
Hawkeye: *Stops the train, and kicks Wallace outside*

The song fades away as Hawkeye jumps down from the train, landing volgende to Wallace.

Hawkeye: Alright wiseguy, *Makes Wallace stand up, and pushes him onto the train* Talk!!
Wallace: *Stays silent*
Hawkeye: TALK!!!
Wallace: I needed the money. *Grabs a revolver, and points it at Pierce* Where's your shotgun?
Hawkeye: Inside the train. u weren't armed.. Until now.
Wallace: And now-
Hawkeye: *Punches Wallace*
Wallace: *Falls down unconscious*
Hawkeye: Let the cops deal with you. *Gets into the train, and drives it back to the yards*

The song starts to play from the beginning again.

Hawkeye: Whoever provided the muziek for this story, I'm going to kill them!!!!!

Stop the song, for this is..

The End
posted by StarWarsFan7
Octavia's band slowly begins to play Here Comes the Bride as everypony turns their colorful heads to Pinkie Pie, who is walking up to the alter with her father Clyde Pie volgende to her. He is crying tears of joy while trying to rub his face with his hoof but it can't hide how much Clyde cares for his youngest daughter.

Standing in front of the alter, Discord, a Draconequus who once treated ponies like his slaves when he ruled Equestria before Princesses Celestia and Luna, smiles brightly at his fiance who is beaming at him as well.

This is the moment Discord had been waiting for. Ever since the...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and artikel about why regenboog dash is my favoriete pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my favoriete is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the maand is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad ezel reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: u won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: u won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe u pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're u heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are u going!?

Master Sword: Didn't u hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the zei bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret stemmen from Shining Armor. Thank u Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then verplaats our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and regenboog Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The maand award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If u were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let u in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are u saying u KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making random words to make this artikel long enough....
regenboog Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was meer like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To regenboog Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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Rarity after spilling mud on AppleJack's dress and finlky snapped out her attempts of impressing Trenderhoof door behaving like AppleaJack.

This got even worse for Rarity when she realised it was actually Rarity's own dress, and ran to clean it.

Saten awkwardly approached AppleJack. "That's uhh.. A lovely outfit" Saten zei nervously.

"Well.. Thanks. I was only wearing it to snap Rarity out of annoying state.. It's kinda itchy actually" AppleJack insisted.

"Oh.. Well.. Dose this mean Trenderhoof will leave u alone?" Saten asked.

"Ah guess.. But ah'm glad u to know u actually 'do' care for me" AppleJack admitted.

"I guess" Saten zei a bit awkwardly.

"... Say. u wanna get some lunch together?" AppleJack asked.

"Of coarse" Saten zei excitedly.

AppleJack smiled, rather cutely.



Well. I know this sucked. But just needed to end the story.

So..

END OF EPISODE ONE..
Episode 10: Quicksilver

Me: *Reading X-Men #4 in a small park near Cloudsdale*

Scootaloo: *Approaches me* Hello Nick,

Me: Hello Scootaloo. How are you?

Scootaloo: Good, I guess. Can I ask u something?

Me: Sure.

Scootaloo: My vrienden Applebloom and Sweetie Belle both look up to superheroes, like Captain Marvel and spin Man, but now I don’t have one. Can u find me a hero who is fast and cool at the same time?

Me: Well, the first one that comes to mind is the mutant Quicksilver.

Scootaloo: Quicksilver?

Me: Quicksilver, aka Pietro Maximoff, is the twin brother of Scarlet Witch. He has super speed...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits volgende to me* What are u reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do u say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped door Communists, and almost died door a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are u sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rum all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To u maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? u guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what u say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. u going...
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