My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Life of life

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posted by Canada24

I finally decided to see what everyone was talking about, the episode SLICE OF LIFE..

For someone who 'rarely' watches this show, I was pleasantly serprised with how episode was excuted.

And decided to make my this here review of it..

My only complaint, I don't think Carrot top, boven gotten any speaking role. She's my favoriete background character (don't know why).

If she DID speak and I missed it, let me know in a commentaar bellow.

I wasn't serprised to see Derpy be the ster of this, fans obsess with her.
Frankly I don't get why she's such a big deal, but who cares I guess.,

But as I said, I really like this episode.

Though I'm curious if Lyra and bonbon are meant to be gay?

If they are. That's perfectly fine, I never judge, even in cartoons..

Anyway.

Nothing else to say.

Later guys :D

Windwakerguy430 likes this

Windwakerguy430 Yeah, this episode was pretty good. Also, sadly, I don't think there was a scene with Carrot Top talking. Sorry

mariofan14 And yet, many others bitch and complain that it sucked. They are poor and pathetic judges in taste.

alinah_09 Damn awesome episode! xD

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pony Diaries Part 1: Twilight Sparkle

posted by TotalDramaFan60

Dear Diary,

Today, I had a good adventure with my friends. The bad thing about it, though, was, somepony zei "Let's go this way!" And I zei "No! Let's go this way!" We were all confused and most of us didn't understand anypony, but at least I had a adventure!

From, Twilight Sparkle.

Dear Diary,
Today, I went to go with my vrienden to complete a obstacle course that everypony in Ponyville had to go across. I got past it, but I didn't win the race. I wasn't in first place. I was in third place. But third wasn't last. Twelfth was, but I came in like it was first if there were twelve spots!

From, Twilight SParkle

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Quantum Of Solace Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Lola's car

As Con was leaving the Opera House, a mare in a small car came.

Lola: Get in.
Con: Do I know you?
Lola: Get in!
Con: Alright. *Gets in car*
Lola: *drives* Are u 0007?
Con: Yes. And u are?
Lola: Lola. I need your help with something.
Con: What do u need my help for?
Lola: To stop Yolo.
Con: Alright. *Sees telephone booth* Stop the car. I have to make a call.
Lola: *stops car*

at C.I.E headquarters

P: *Hears phone ring* Who is it?
Mr. Foust: It's 0007 sir.
P: Great. I want to give him a piece of my mind. *Picks up phone* Goddamnit Con! u weren't supposed to kill-
Con: I COULD CARE LESS! I COULD...

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Drunkard in Canterlot-Season 1 Episode 3

posted by KendiKens

Royal Guard:Princess Celestia,we got a huge drunk dragon,that was staying at the stairs of the castle.
Celestia:Let him in.
Spike:*enters*Hello,you lame princess.I am here to make u smile.
Celestia:Well,you arent!Wait,you're..Spike.
Spike:Yes,your shitesty!
Celestia:What a language!Twilight!
Twilight:Yes,princess?
Celestia:Is Spike,drunk?
Twilight:Spike,shouldn't u be home pagina right now with Harmony and Rarity?
Spike:Oh,yeah.That Rarity is a little bit....um,what is that word..Oh yeah,BORING!I stayed there just because of Harmony.She is the only one who loves me!You don't care about me.Neither of you!Just...

Sweet appel, appel, apple Massicure spoof part 10

posted by Canada24

It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. u realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find love in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS love me.
Ditto: u got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. of hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck u too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED

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Sweet appel, appel, apple Massicure spoof, part 7

posted by Canada24

Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't u the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings u here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then u might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do u want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 76 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest ster Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...

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M.C.C Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing door a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, u have parked too close to a brand hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the brand hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says u have to park ten hooves, or...

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: joyreactor

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

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Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: EQD, joyreactor, deviantart

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

added by NocturnalMirage

Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

AWESOME pony PICS

added by tinkerbell66799

Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would u like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that u threatened to beat her up if u saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have u seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't u have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did u have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would u like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would u want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another dag Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see u now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that u call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are u so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes appel, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd appel, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This dag Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This dag is going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dag was going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my vrienden to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...