My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Grand Theft Ponies 2 Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Case Cracker's special somepony, tandwiel

Case Cracker's special somepony, Sprocket

Fillydelphia, 1992

Case kraker, kraker, cracker is driving this car out of Fillydelphia

Case kraker, cracker is driving this car out of Fillydelphia

Case Cracker: *Going over 90 miles an hour*
Sprocket: I still don't understand what's going on!
Case Cracker: I've been working for this pony named Michael, but he was just using me, and wants me dead!
Sprocket: *Looks behind her* Is that why there are two sedans following us?

The two sedans following Case kraker, cracker

The two sedans following Case Cracker

Case Cracker: *Looks in the mirror* Shit, that's them. Get my guns from the handschoen compartment.
Sprocket: *Grabs two Beretta pistols*
Pony: *Driving one of the sedans, and has a phone connected in the car* Call Michael!

Michael

pony 3: *Grabs the phone, and dials Michael's number*
Michael: *Sitting in a building, and grabs his phone as it rings* Have u found him yet?
pony 3: That's right! He's driving a 1989 Hoofington out of this city!
Michael: Stay behind him, and kill him.
pony 3: Yes sir. *Hangs up* Get the guns!
Ponies in back: *Grab Assault Rifles*
Sprocket: They have guns.
Case Cracker: Don't tell me that! Shoot 'em!
Sprocket: *Fires five bullets at the first sedan*
Pony: Return fire.
Ponies in Sedans: *Shooting at Case Cracker, and tandwiel with assault rifles*
Case Cracker: I didn't wanna damage this car, but... *Hits a pick up truck*
Truck Pony: *Goes right, and hits a wall, then goes left*
Sedan Ponies: *Stop their cars inches away from the truck* SHIT!!
Michael: *Flying an attack helicopter while looking at the wreck* I knew u idiots couldn't be trusted. *Follows Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* That's Michael.
Sprocket: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Michael: *Flies in front of Case Cracker, and behind him is a bridge*
Case Cracker: *Sees a tow truck with a platform for him to drive on* I know what to do. *Floors it, and goes on the platform*
Michael: *Sees the car jumping over his helicopter, and shoots at it*
Case Cracker: *Jumps over the helicopter, and the bridge*
Sprocket: *Shoots the rotor twice*
Michael: *Sees a check engine light turn on while a buzzer goes off multiple times* This isn't over yet. I'll get u if it's the last thing I do.

Theme song: link

Case Cracker: I have to go back to San Franciscolt.
Sprocket: Had enough of laying low?
Case Cracker: That's not funny..
Sprocket: Take me with you.
Case Cracker: u don't know what you're getting yourself into.
Sprocket: Yes I do.
Case Cracker: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.
Sprocket: How are we gonna get there?
Case Cracker: Well, we can't turn back to use the airport in Fillydelphia. We'll go into Jersey City.

They drive out of Fillydelphia, and continue on their way to the airport in Jersey City.

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby Present

Grand Theft Ponies 2

Starring Gordon Suite from SeanTheHedgehog
Case kraker, cracker from Izfankirby
Jim from SeanTheHedgehog
Sam from SeanTheHedgehog
tandwiel from Izfankirby
Michael from SeanTheHedgehog

2 B Continued

Awesome pony pics

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor

Awesome pony pics

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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joycreator

AWESOME pony PICS

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Source: Original Owners (NOT ME!!)

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The Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would u like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that u threatened to beat her up if u saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have u seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't u have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did u have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would u like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would u want to beat...

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Con Mane: Dead Another dag Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see u now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....

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Trixie,the ruler of Equestria(part 6)

posted by KendiKens

Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that u call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are u so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes appel, apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd appel, apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...

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This dag Aria-Lyrics

posted by shadowknuxgirl

Queen of Changelings: This dag is going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This dag was going to be perfect, the kind of dag of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my vrienden to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...

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MLP Hug Base!~

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Baby Discord (Comics)

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Popsicle

added by sweet_cream

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Twilight Sparkle

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Pinkie Pie

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Source: Rightful Owners

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My Little pony Pictures

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My Little pony Pictures

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My Little pony Pictures

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regenboog Dash x AppleJack

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appel, apple jack iconen

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All Songs of Equestria Girls

posted by Hairity

Theme Song:

[Twilight Sparkle]
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahhh...
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until u all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be.
My Little Pony
Until u all shared its magic with me.
My Little pony (echo)
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete
You have my
Do u know you're all my very best friends?

This Strange World:

[Twilight Sparkle]
I've never seen a place
That's quite like this
Everything is turned around
This crazy world is upside-down
Getting on my...

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regenboog Factory (With alternate ending)

posted by Seanthehedgehog

There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the regenboog department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What's know is that great streams of Spectra, the individual colours of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated regenboog pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city. Next, that mixture is pumped to the floor below, where other employees atomize it and store it until...

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10 reasons why Pinkie Pie is better than regenboog Dash. (Read before u judge me.)

posted by lovegypsy64

Here are some reasons I think Pinkie Pie is better than regenboog Dash.

1. Pinkie Pie doesn't tend to toon off of brag about her accomplishments.

2. Pinkie doesn't care about being cool. She just wants to have fun.

3. Pinkie will go out of her way just to make somepony else happy while regenboog is just in it for the glory.

4. Pinkie sings meer and has a prettier voice. (Who cares if she sometimes does it randomly out of nowhere?)

5. regenboog Dash can be a little bossy to Fluttershy while Pinkie just tries to help Fluttershy out of her shell in a cute, cheerful way.

6. Pinkie Pie is so random...and that's...