Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are u studying these days?
Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.
Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] u planning on being a professor of something?
Moon Dancer: No.
Minuette: So you're just... studying?
Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?
Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.
Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.
Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?
Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and citroen Hearts: [unsure sounds]
Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!
Spike: [inhales]
Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.
Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did u know citroen Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?
citroen Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-
Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]
Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!
Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).
Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are u all right?
Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).
Saten: Wait? Where are u going?
Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't toon up.
Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten door my own parents, rejected door EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated door Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-
Twilight: (already gone).
Saten: ... Twilight?
MEANWHILE:
appel, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!
Diamond Tiara: What do u three want? To gloat? huh.. u like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!
appel, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite u to our clubhouse to hang out.
Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?
Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!
Diamond Tiara: ... One question?
Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because u three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?
Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.
Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.
Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] u planning on being a professor of something?
Moon Dancer: No.
Minuette: So you're just... studying?
Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?
Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.
Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.
Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?
Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and citroen Hearts: [unsure sounds]
Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about doing a sleepover!
Spike: [inhales]
Moon Dancer: Slumber 101? I've read that.
Twilight: Oh! [chuckles] Really? Well, uh, did u know citroen Hearts here works at the Canterlot palace?
citroen Hearts: Uh, yeah. It's true. I do the big events mostly. State dinners, that sort of thing. All but-
Moon Dancer: Ugh! [teleportation zap]
Twilight: Moon Dancer! [teleportation zap] You've gotta give friendship a chance!
Moon Dancer: Dah! I gave friendship a chance a long time ago! It didn't work out then – it isn't gonna work out now! (rudely leaves).
Saten; (catches up to her) Twilight, are u all right?
Twilight: (heartbroken) No... No, I'm not. (starts leaving).
Saten: Wait? Where are u going?
Twilight: I don't know, Saten... I really messed this one up. That party was everything to her. I can only imagine what it must've felt like when I didn't toon up.
Saten: Big deal.. I've been arrested 7 times, beaten door my own parents, rejected door EVERY girl but Trixie, and constantly humilated door Rarity.. So there's worst things than that.. Right Tw-
Twilight: (already gone).
Saten: ... Twilight?
MEANWHILE:
appel, apple Bloom: Hey, Diamond Tiara! Wait up!
Diamond Tiara: What do u three want? To gloat? huh.. u like gloating... DON'T GLOAT!.. God!
appel, apple Bloom: Actually, we wanted to invite u to our clubhouse to hang out.
Diamond Tiara: (pauses) Really?
Scootaloo: Yeah, for real!
Diamond Tiara: ... One question?
Diamond Tiera: Is this a prank?.. On the way to the clubhouse, would there be cops looking for me, because u three made up wanted posters that have my face with a moustache and a Spanish name and then I get arrested and deported to South America?
Scootaloo: What? No?.. Coarse not.
Diamond Tiera: ... I'm glad because I would not have seen that coming.
Pinkie Pie: *giggles*
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, regenboog Dash?
regenboog Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few seconden later
regenboog Dash: TASTE THE regenboog MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Twilight Sparkle: you're an equestria girl
Pinkie Pie: *cries*
regenboog Dash: Fluttershy?
Fluttershy: Yes, regenboog Dash?
regenboog Dash: We have an Equestria Girl.
a few seconden later
regenboog Dash: TASTE THE regenboog MOTHERBUCKER BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Octavia: Vinyl Vinyl!
Vinyl Scratch: What? What?
Octavia: *cries* MY BOWTIE IS EVIL AND ITS GONNA KILL ME AHHHH
Vinyl Scratch: Yeah, I'm gonna go...wub.
Octavia: nyehhh...
Bowtie: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Octavia: OHHHHHHHHHHHH