My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Darkness part 3

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Bluewave - Haai Whiteheart!
Whiteheart - Hi Bluewave. I heard about u being in 6th Platoon too.
Bluewave - Yeah sick isn't it!?
Whiteheart - hehe right.
Bluewave - I don't like that's this Darkness is co leader why him not you?
Lightning - *puts hoof on back* Because he have experience on battlefield.
Bluewave - L-Lord Lightning
Lightning - *smacks head* Don't call me that...
Whiteheart - Hello... Lightning.
Bluewave - Noone don't even know Darkness...
Lightning - I do know him and be is on same level as me.
Bluewave - He still suck...
Darkness - oi I'm here u know...
Bluewave - c-crap...
Whiteheart - hallo um... We will be noble elimination squad right...
Lightning - Let's not think about it okay?
Teacher - class starting... Lightning go to your class...
Lightning - yes yes... *leaves*

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Eavning Meal
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Whiteheart - ahh I'm full.
Bluewave - Those meals are great.
Lightning - They really are...
Darkness - I dont care...

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Dorm lockdown
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Whiteheart - Want to take a douche first...
Darkness - Go first...
Whiteheart - ...
Darkness - ...
Whiteheart - O-Okay...
Darkness - I'm not that stupid to peak.
Whiteheart - I dont trust you...
Darkness - Eh...
Whiteheart - ...
Darkness - ... I'm going sleep...

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2 days later
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Gate between Demon Ponies and Ponies.

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Lightning - Ah this old smell of blood! Bring back memories of past right!
Darkness - Brings back good and bad one.
Bluewave - I dont feel well.
Whiteheart - The gate...
*gate opens to a destroyed part of Canterlot*
Lightning - Welcome to the war zone lads! Hahaha!

T.B.C.

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Meet Rotten Apple! Part: 1

posted by AngelicWaffle

DeadSkies: Sugar Apple! Hellooo?

*DeadSkies made her way into the cottage where she lived, it was a quiet life and she was thankful for that. The only two ponies of substantial importance was her best friend, RedHeart: a sweet young mare, whose special talent is healing sick ponies; and Sugar Apple; a blonde cute orphan filly.*

DeadSkies: Sugar? u here?

Sugar Apple: Coming Miss. Skies!

*DeadSkies started to trot into the living room, RedHeart was at work so it was just her and Sugar Apple. Suddenly, the little filly burst in wearing fake neck bolts, bandages and an eye patch.*

Sugar Apple: Roar!...

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My Little Pony: Freedom is Magic! Episode 3 part 1: War

posted by Thunderhorse007

The last we saw our heroes, they had formulated a plan to kill the tyrant King Cobra. No sooner had this plan been brought up, King cobra and his elite soldiers took up residence in Ponyville. Sending one of his men to deliver a vial of his seductive venom to Cloudsdale (to be spread across Equestria), he found haven in Twilight's house (who, door the way, is trapped in the human world). After intercepting the vial, Snowflake flew back to the hideout (Sugarcube Corner), to find her vrienden captured door King Cobra. She fled, unnoticed, to the Everfree forest, where she now sat with Tropical Breezes...

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On Celestia's Secret Service part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It was a wonderful dag in Canterlot, until some ponies started panicking.

Con: What's going on?
P: Discord is back, and he's murdering meer ponies!
Con: I'll stop him!
Discord: Keep it up! Everypony in this town must die!
Korean ponies: Affirmative! *kill each other*
Discord: Don't kill each other! Only kill the ones that live here.
Con: *shoots Discord*
Discord: u really think that pistol of yours will work?
Con: I shot u in the arm! Why aren't u bleeding?
Discord: Because, I'm invincible!
Con: *takes away invincibility* Not anymore.
Discord: That's it, you're screwed! Everypony, drop the nuke!...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mike the pegasus

regenboog Dash was talking to the leaders of the other mafias.

Rainbow Dash: I called u all here to stop this.
Fuku: Why?
Rainbow Dash: We're killing ourselves instead of Manehattan, of others that don't live the way we do.
Nickel: Maybe we like it that way.
Boris: Da. Why should we set up a truce?
Rainbow Dash: Because I want to. All of your members killed Applejack, and I don't want anymore of my vrienden being killed.
greaser leader: We supplied the guns, but none of us killed your friend.
Rainbow Dash: Your group counts, because guns kill ponies.
John: It's not the gun that kills ponies, it's...

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Discord is Back part 1

posted by applejackrocks

In Ponyville, where AJ, RD, Rarity, FS, Pinkie pie, and Twilight are in a picnic........

AJ: what a wonderful dag to have a picnic!
Pinkie: *giggles* u zei it sister!
RD: hallo Rarity?
Rarity: Yes darling?
RD: would u pass me the salt......please?
Rarity: Ofcourse! (Passes salt to RD)
RD: thanks
Twilight: so, what should we do now?
Fluttershy: how about we help the animals with their food?
RD: Nah! Thats to boring!
AJ: how about ya'll come to mah farm?
All: yeah!

In AJ's Farm.....

Pinkie: man, i wish it would rain chocolate milk, like last time with Discor-
Twilight: dont say his name! I hate him........

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Double Trouble (The Secret About Pinkie Pie) pt 5 Final

posted by pikachu700

*Runs*
Me: Go Derpy (i stop while Derpy runs like Crazy)
me: *hugs fluttershy* Fluttershy why are u doing this i know u have the power to stop this so love and care for me *kisses fluttershy and she returns back to normal*
Fluttershy: Go phoenix i got this
me: but...
fluttershy: JUST GO!
(Phoenix runs and hopes if she makes it out)
Derpy: u made it out!
me: but not Fluttershy :'(
Derpy: Aww :'(
me:but if she makes it out just... someday
Derpy: Wanna bake some muffins
me: =-= Thanks but no thanks mabye later? i guess
Derpy: ok
The end

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regenboog Heart's Backstory.

posted by ThatMarySue

The speakers across the weather factory crackled to life,

Speakers: Miss Heart, please meld to the regenboog sector. Thankyou.

Rainbow hart-, hart blushed as the ponies around stared at her. It was the first time the weather factory bosses ever wanted her, so she assumed she was going to be fired.

Her forest green eyes were fixated on the wolk floor as she stumbled towards the regenboog sector, outside was a serious business-pony tapping her hoof on the ground. regenboog hart-, hart flicked her blue mane into place and flew over.

Rainbow Heart: H-h-hello Miss-
Cream: Mrs Cream.

Cream squinted at regenboog Heart,...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 26 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Gordon arrived at Portland, and thought the town looked good.

Gordon: I wish I could work on the Union Pacific here instead of having to be in Cheyenne. Maybe I could get Pete to transfer me to here from Cheyenne after my suspension.

He went to where the station was, but he wished he hadn't.

Passengers: Hurry up with our bags!
Porter: I'm doing the best I can-
Passengers: You're not doing good enough, hurry up!
Porter: Just stop! You're too close to me *Punches passenger*
Gordon: Wow. Even I don't do that to the passengers. *Walks to station*
Passengers: *Sees Gordon* Oh great. First the porter...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 101 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: May 8, 1961
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:00 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Nikki was in Meadow's house, making herself lunch. The bag where she had her gun is upstairs.

Nikki: *Puts a hamburger on the grill, then goes to the refrigerator to get root beer*
Anthony: *At the station with Roger, waiting for a passenger train* Did u hear the news?
Roger: What news?
Anthony: Nikki is back.
Roger: Oh, that news. I thought u wanted to tell me about The Dick busje, van Dyke show. Everypony has told me about that.
Anthony: The Dick busje, van Dyke show? What's that?
Roger: It's coming out soon, in August I...

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