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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were helping clear the traffic from the accident, caused door Ultimate Deadman in his Jeep.

Julia: *Controlling the traffic, making everyone go to the left of the accident*
Tim: *Talking to two ponies on the right side of the road* Do u know how this happened?
Stallion 66: Some guy in his Jeep was off roading when he jumped onto this road, and floored it.
Tim: Did u catch the license plate?
Stallion 66: No sir, but the driver is a red pegasus.
Tim: Okay, thanks for your help.

When the traffic was back to normal, Julia talked to Tim as they were on patrol

Tim: I talked to one of the ponies that were involved in the accident. He says a red pegasus in a Jeep is responsible for the accident.
Julia: Where do we find this red pegasus?
Tim: I'm not sure. If we get reports of a pony driving around in a Jeep breaking the law, chances are that'll be our guy.
Dispatch: Attention all units, robbery at the autoshop on Lexxon Avenue. Your target is a Jeep Grand Cherokee.
 A picture of this car appeared on the front window
A picture of this car appeared on the front window

Julia: Red pegasus, here we come.
Tim: GT24, responding on Yoole Road.
Julia: *Turns on her police lights and floors it*
Jeep Pony: *Passes Local Consideration, and turns right*

Who is driving the Jeep? Is it Ultimate Deadman? Keep reading and find out.

Julia: *Passes Local Consideration*
Tim: Check out the highway.
Julia: *Drives to the highway*
Jeep Pony: *Turns left, and goes onto the highway*
Julia: *Drifts onto the highway* I see the suspect vehicle.
Tim: *On the radio* GT24, we're behind the Jeep on the highway, requesting additional units.
Toby: GT12, we're on the bridge ahead of you. We'll respond once we see you.
Tim: We're coming up now Toby, u and Red get ready.
Red: *Spots the Jeep passing her, and chases it while putting on her police lights*
Julia: *Passing many cars on the highway*
Tim: *Talks into the loudspeaker on his car* Police, we're in pursuit of a suspect! verplaats out of the way now!
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Julia: *Floors it*
Red: *Following Julia*
Jeep Pony: *In an attempt to pass a mini van, he turns into the volgende lane, but gets hit door a big rig hauling a tanker trailer. He crashes into the barrier on the right*
Julia & Red: *Stop behind the Jeep*
Tim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the Jeep* u wanna step out of the vehicle?

The driver got out, but it wasn't a red pegasus. It was a green unicorn.

Green Unicorn: Fair play officer. u got me.
Tim: *Arresting the unicorn* u have the right to remain silent. *Walks him to Red's police car* Anything u say can, and will be used against u in the court of law. u have the right to an attorney. If u cannot afford one, an attorney will be pointed out to you. *Puts the unicorn in Red's car* Do u understand your rights?
Green Unicorn: Yes sir.
Tim: *Closes the door*

After that, Tim and Julia went back on patrol

Tim: I really thought that would be our pony.
Julia: There's meer than one Jeep in this city u know.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we're getting reports of three ponies in two Chevy Silverados, and a Jeep wrecking property out in the woods. GT24, your target is the Jeep.

Ultimate Deadman's Jeep appeared on their window

Tim: This time, I know it's that red pegasus.
Julia: Give it a rest.
Tim: Not until we find him. Go.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Movie Studio

Starring

Blaze as Director Nick
Astrel Sky as Roxy
Saten Twist as Connor
Tom Foolery as Louis
Cosmic regenboog as Tobias "Toby"
Sunny as Alinah
Double Scoop as Mason
And Aina as Leah

Mason was dancing for a musical, when suddenly..

Mason: *Steps on a nail* AAAH!! *Falls down*
Director Nick: CUT!!! What the f*ck was that?!
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: What do u mean u don't know? What caused u to fall down?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Director Nick: Are u going to say that all day?
Mason: Uhh... I don't know?
Audience: *Laughing*
Director Nick: Well think...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 1, 1959
Location: Pine Bluffs, Wyoming
Time: 8:04 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon was pleased with the fact that he overtook Hawkeye, and Stylo's train. Now he was driving his train between the Unicorn Highway, and Lodgepole Creek.

Gordon: I'm almost out of Wyoming. After I kruis the state border, I'll be in Neighbraska. *Sees a red signal* Shit. *Applies the brakes*

His train stopped just volgende to the state border.

Gordon: What do I have to stop for?
Hawkeye: *Passes Gordon's freight in his passenger train*
Stylo: *Looking in a rear view mirror, and laughs*
Hawkeye: What is it?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Wonderbolt toon Gordon, Case Cracker, and Erica were at was just beginning.

Gordon: This oughta be fun. *Sees a Rock Island Biker* Hey, there's a R.I.B door the entrance.
Case Cracker: *Tries to look above the crowd, wearing shades to make it look natural* Yeah, I see him. Let's go meer into the crowd.
Gordon: He's moving, but he's going away from us.
Case Cracker: Good maybe he'll let us watch the show. *Watches the Wonderbolts performance*
RIB: *grabs gun*
Ponies: AAAAAAAH! *Running*
RIB: *Shoots everyone*
Gordon: Goddammit. Let's get outta here. *Runs to car*
Erica: *Running*
RIB: *Shoots...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case kraker, cracker returned to Mane Ashbury, to tell Jim the bad news.

Gordon: Jim, we got a problem.
Jim: Don't tell me-
Gordon: I'm sorry, but the cops shot down the plane, and it blew up.
Jim: Those assholes! Not only did they screw up our operation, but now they caused a war.
Case Cracker: What are u talking about?
Jim: If my friend in Manehattan doesn't get his pleasure in poison, he'll verplaats his entire mafia here to declare war against us.
Gordon: Shit.
Jim: You're goddamn right that's shit. The worst pile of shit u could ever get stuck in.

In Manehattan several hours later, Jim's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 23, 1959
Location: Somewhere between Cheyenne, and Laramie Wyoming
Time: 8:03 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving their freight train at 65 miles an hour.

Hawkeye: *On a radio* Engine 3713, approximately fifteen minuten away from Laramie. Request permission to enter your train yard.
Tower Pony: Copy that 3713, the yards are empty, u may enter with your train.
Hawkeye: Thank you.

However, at Cheyenne, things weren't going as smooth as they were in Laramie. Aqua Marine's train was still derailed, and they were trying to get it back onto the tracks.

Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Part 1: link

After the match, Ditto made his team stay in the gym. He was proud of his team winning, but he wasn't too thrilled about part of the game where they were losing.

Ditto: Alright everypony. Your comeback in the ending of that game was outstanding. However, u need to improve your performance. Especially u Thomas.
Thomas: Me?
Joe: He's right. u maybe our best server, but you're not good at everything else.
Ditto: He's right. u don't pass the ball to your teammates, u caught the ball a few times when the other team hit it towards you, and you're certainly not good at spiking....
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WARNING
This fan-fic is not even close to my old fan-fics
It is still in old reality and stuff so if u dont know wtf is happening just check out my old fan-fics
( I felt like writing some filler to my normal series that - will come in it time - yes I WILL continue The New era BUT maybe under another name dunno )

here comes my death as a writer
enojy.
---------------------------------------------------------------
Year : ???
Era : "The New World"

"Life have changed, most of Equestria is now covered door wastelands. Only some brave ponies survived the explosion in Canterlot. Five scientists tried to recreate...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING: There will be meer swearing than last time (And it'll be meer intense)

Well, I've already done three points on Flash Sentry, and now I'm going to add a new one and I'll debunk counter arguments against this a**hole.

#4: He's a cliche

You all know this one. The nice a**hole who is always nice and is never wrong. This was okay in the 60's, when the CCA didn't allow anything else. However, this is a movie in made in 2013. Times have changed. Men are no longer characterless husks who are only made to be buff and make little girls reekalf, fawn over!

And now...to debunk some dumb counter arguments......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
regenboog Dash was leading everypony to where she found the X.

Rainbow Dash: We're almost there.
Max: Which direction do we go?
Rainbow Dash: Once we pass that rock, we gotta go left.

They turned left after passing a rock, and found the X.

Erik: There it is.
Leaf Pile: We found it.
Larry: Let's dig it up.
Dount: But we didn't bring any shovels.
Leaf Pile: No shovels?!!?
Applejack: I'm a fast digger, even without a shovel. Leave it to me.

Everyone started to stand back.

Applejack: *Begins digging, and has a lot of dirt flying into the air*
Others: *Watching the dirt fly over them*
Applejack: *Throws...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rover, Spot, and Fido were falling down towards the ocean.

Rover: AHHHHHH!
Spot: Someone help us!!
Fido: *Sees a pirate ship* hallo look. A boat.

All three of them safely landed on the pirate ship.

Indiana Bones: Hey! Look at those three.
Luxor: They fell from heaven.
James: It's the gods we've been praying for to help us.
Rover: Uh.. What?
Bowler: Bow down to the gods.

Everyone on the ship was a diamond dog, and they were all bowing down to Rover, and his two companions.

Mickey: What would the gods want us to do for them first?
Rover: Excuse us for a moment. *Walks with Spot, and Fido away from...
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 The mirror
The mirror
Location: The pony world: San Franciscolt, Alicornia
Date: September 6, 1958
Time: 3:42 PM

Pete, and Metal Gloss were at a hotel. As Metal Gloss was laying in bed with a bowl of grapes, Pete was talking on the phone.

Pete: I've called sixty five other places around this city, and they zei they didn't have a mirror delivered to them.
Fat Pony: *Sitting behind a bureau in a small building at a harbor* What makes u think we have a mirror around here?
Pete: Because, we saw it on a barge, being towed door a tugboat going under the Golden Neigh Bridge!
Fat Pony: What did it look like?
Pete: It's a purple...
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Episode 11: Black Widow

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #52 on a gondola*

Princess Cadance: *Gets on the same gondola* Hello Nick.

Me: Greetings, Princess Cadance.

Princess Cadance: *Sees the comic I am reading* Who is that girl on that comic book cover?

Me: That’s Black Widow.

Princess Cadance: Black Widow?

Me: Black Widow, aka Natasha Romanoff, is an ex-Soviet Union spy who now works for S.H.I.E.L.D., working mostly with Hawkeye and Director Nick Fury.

Princess Cadance: She seems interesting.

Me: She fell in love with a fellow villain named Hawkeye, who wanted to destroy Iron Man, so they both teamed...
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Episode 10: The Scarlet Witch

Me: *Reading X-Men #4* near the Town Hall*

Trixie: *Looks at me* Did u know that I am the greatest magician ever?

Me: Really? I always thought it was the Scarlet Witch.

Trixie: *Looks confused* Who is this Scarlet Witch and why is she better than me?

Me: The Scarlet Witch, aka Wanda Maximoff, is a mutant who can make hexes and even alter reality. She is also the twin sister of Quicksilver.

Trixie: Well I can do hexes too!

Me: Anyhow, Scarlet Witch and her brother Quicksilver were originally members of Magneto’s Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, later quitting his group...
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Episode 7: Falcon

Me: *Reading Captain America #117* in the Golden Oaks Library*

Spike: *Sits volgende to me and sighs*

Me: What's wrong Spike?

Spike: Well, I can't find a comic sidekick who actually does awesome things...

Me: I know one, his name is Falcon.

Spike: Falcon?

Me: Falcon, aka Samuel Wilson, was the sidekick of Captain America. He originally had a green outfit, but changed it to red and white suit with red wings in Captain America Annual #11*.

Spike: Wow! He sounds pretty cool.

Me: *Nods* He's even filled in for Captain America.

Spike: Really?

Me: Yeah, in Captain America: Sentinel of Liberty...
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Episode 5: spin Man

Me: *Reading Amazing Fantasy #15* at a cafe*

Applejack: *Approaches me, with a worried expression* Hello Nick.

Me: Hello Applejack. What's wrong?

Applejack: *Sighs* Tomorrow is Applebloom's birthday, and she wants new superhero comics. But I don't know what hero I could introduce her to...

Me: Maybe spin Man?

Applejack: spin Man?

Me: spin Man, aka Peter Parker. He gained spin senses and super strength when he was bitten door a radioactive. He's fairly smart, as he created his own web slingers.

Applejack: Wow! He sounds mighty cool!

Me: He finally got his own series, starting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our toon where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, of played as characters in skits. For instance, regenboog Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The ezel ezel Inn skit.

We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle

Audience: *Cheering*

---

Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Let's start off our first dag of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?

Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: link

Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on straat corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing volgende to Double Scoop*
Tom: meer ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands volgende to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hallo everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony Of The Month....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was now 7:30 PM. It rained for half an hour, then because of the cold temperatures, the rain on the sidewalks turned into ice.

Emerald Ivy: *Exits her koop after closing it, then slips on ice. She prevents herself from falling, then walks back into her shop* Time to get the salt.

Lots of other ponies were getting salt on the sidewalk to get rid of the ice. It would take a long time to get rid of the ice, but as long as it worked, they didn't care.

Emerald Ivy: *Pours all of her salt in a small area* There we go. Now that will get rid of the ice very quickly.
Saten Twist: *Slowly walking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Trenton Neigh Jersey, truck depot at Roberts Avenue
3:30 PM

Joe zei that he got his deliveries from a railway yard. Well, he lied. It wasn't a railway yard, but four train tracks were volgende to the depot where the trailers got loaded with supplies.

Joe just returned here from Manehattan.

Boss: Nice work Joe. I got reports from those ponies that u did well delivering that steel.
Joe: No problem sir. Just doing my job.
Boss: Alright. I need u to get some timber into Fillydelphia. Once u return from that, you're free to go.
Joe: I'm on it sir.
Worker: *Walks towards the boss* Sir, a call.
Boss:...
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