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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"You guys are in serious shit"


SomeoneButNoone presents.


"Getting fucked door those mafia fuckers and in deep need of money daumn."



The new main project of Fan-fictions.



"But you're on good road gentelmans I have best info and as retired robber I klhave shit tons of money, but hallo I won't give u any"



The Heist.


"You will have to do it yourself."


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Old Warehouse
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??? - And so u can call me Friendly Info... FI in short aye.
Joel - Why are u helping us.
FI - You're only 20 so you're young, and I feel u will do a good job at robbery.
Jackson - toon yourself and stop using radio u are pissing me off.
FI - I'm still top, boven wanted and I don't want to toon myself. We gonna meet on end of your journey to do my last grand heist in Canterlot. Now look inside the bags in front of you.
Damien - What the hell is that.
FI - An starter from me. 10K and Ak's. Buy fancy suits ammo and orther things u need - drills and shit.
Jeremy - What with those masks.
FI - Your legacy. u will be known for those skull masks. Now hurry up gear up time to hit something.
Jackson - Why are we doing it.
Damien - Where u want to get money from... Because your work as floor sweeper won't pay the debt for saving your life fucking idiot.
Joel - stop fighting...
Jeremy - we are in one team now... Let's go.


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On road
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FI - So let's brief u in. u are getting support from air from my fam. He will snipe any fucker trying to stop your escape car. We are hitting small bank for starters. Maybe it's waste of time for money but they got alot of goud recently that is on move, we have only one chance of shaping it. Here is plan : Two of u will hold the fucking crowd, turn off the cameras, don't let anyone press alarm button, put up drill to the main gewelf, kluis and get inside, in gewelf, kluis explode the titanium gewelf, kluis and get the gold, anything else u are getting for yourself if u want we are not here for money. In the end burn the security room to destroy tapes. Now go tick tock before SWAT come to get the gold.


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Ponyville Bank
Action - start
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*Damien and Jackson enters main room with masks on*
Damien - *shoots guard* EVERYONR ON THE FUCKING GROUND!
Jackson - Noone verplaats of we gonna blast your head off.
FI - Oh forgot to mention it's not +18 movie killing civilians need to be cleaned so don't shoot to them u can knock them out tho. Keep em safe.
Joel - *enters security room and shoots security in head* room clear.
Jeremy - *sets up drill* I guess it works...
FI - Good Good guys keep going.
pony - *outside bank* Hm *sees Damien* oh shit *calls police*
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*5 minuten later*
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FI - Fuck guys they are sending Police Assault on your ezel speed up for fuck sake.
Jeremy - I cant speed up the drill.
Sniper - I'll stop em.
Damien - For fuck sake... You, u and u with kid go with me *goes to gewelf, kluis hallway*
Joel - Yo what the fuck.
Damien - Keep em hostages.
Jackson - Shit... First time...
Jeremy - Yo drill ended! *enters gewelf, kluis and starts to pack money*
Joel - Let's go! *puts explosive charges on vault*
*fault burst open*
Damien - Wooohooo *bags gold*
Jeremy - That's it about 2K.
FI - told u small bank. Tho you're not ready for big shit.
Damien - Let's go to the busje, van come on!
FI - Nice u go out - SWAT go in. Good job guys.
Jeremy - Easy money laaads.
Joel - I never knew it will be that easy...



T.B.C
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After he finished putting stitches on the pony that hurt himself, Jeff found another problem.

Jeff: What kind of blood do u have?
Hurt Pony: O type.
Jeff: Oh jeez. Does anypony here have an O blood type?

Everypony shook their head no.

Stylo: Hold up, let me check something.
Hawkeye: Go right ahead.
Stylo: *Goes into Pete's office*
Percy: What's he doing? He's not aloud in there.
Hawkeye: That is the office of the pony in charge, and I gave him permission to be in there.
Stylo: *Returns with Orion's file* He's the only pony that could help us out.
Hawkeye: *Reading file* O blood type. Alright,...
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Source: deviantart
posted by Rendal_Pony
 Vocal Sparks(aka me)
Vocal Sparks(aka me)
ok.this is not a part of the story. but two things.one is i know its past hearts and hooves day,but its close enough. and two, all of this is real(well, except for the names, of course)this all happened at my dance yesterday. If u want my seconde one, just wait till volgende year. Enjoy!

It was Hearts and Hooves day. I was excited for the dance that we were having, since I somehow always screw things up. Like, last time, I was trying to run away from my crush with my crutches. That's another story. But anyways, We were having a little party after lunch.
My name, is Vocal Sparks, there's this really...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the Ice Hotel, everypony was enjoying theirselves.

DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: *Sees Lady* Enjoying everything?
Lady: Everything seems so... *Looking at lights* Bright.
Con: Do u think it's better, of worse then 1958?
Lady: Worse. I'm sorry, but I'm used to rock and roll.
Con: Maybe, I can help u out with that. *goes to DJ*
DJ: *Playing dubstep*
Con: Hey, we got a request for some 50's rock, and roll.
DJ: Sure, let me check. *Finds old record* This will be great to play. *Playing song*
link
Con: Thanks a lot.
Lady: *Sees Con* What did u do?
Con: Just asked nicely. *Dances*
Lady: *Dances with...
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At an outside restaurant.

Taxi Driver: *Stops at restaurant*
Nazis: *Get out*
Taxi Driver: *Drives away*
French Stallion: Puis-je vous offrir quelque chose?
Nazi: Nous voulons champagne.
French Stallion: Venir jusqu'à. *goes to get champagne*
Sigmund: *Reading newspaper*
French Stallion: *Hears his phone ringing, then answers* Bonjour?... Oui. *Walks to Sigmund* Quelqu'un veut vous parler au téléphone.
Sigmund: Le téléphone?
French Stallion: Oui monsieur.
Sigmund: *Stands up* Merci. *Goes to phone* Hello.... Hello?

The pony that called him hung up. Then suddenly, a car was pulling up to the restaurant....
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Pablo was fed up with getting buried in dirt, and decided to leave door going through the wire.

Pablo: *Holding wire cutter*
Volk: *arrives* Pablo? What are u doing?
Pablo: I'm getting out of here.
Volk: But we're not getting out through the fence, we're going through the tunnel, it's finished.
Pablo: I go through fence!
Volk: *Punches Pablo* You're not thinking. We can't go through the fence.
Pablo: *Slams Volk into wall* Don't do that. *Sighs* Volk, since I was a colt, I feared, and hated small rooms.
Volk: But u dug so many tunnels. Seventeen tunnels.
Pablo: Si. I hide the fear, and continue...
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posted by elsafan1010
Mlp is a master at cloning and mystery. For example, Dr. Hooves thing. I am writing an artikel about him today. As we all know, Dr. Hooves is a reekalf, fawn pony with a brown mane. Dr. Hooves is an earth pony, so he can't fly of cast spells. But this situation is not always the same. Because in the episode called Sonic Rainboom, I noticed something. regenboog Dash was swapping her number for all the ponies to be last on stage. But when she was number five, the pony she changed her number to was Dr. Hooves. I have uploaded the picture to the article. u can see. This is definitely Dr. It was Hooves, his hair and skin, his eyes cute mark all the same. The only difference was that it appeared as a pegasus. Strange?
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist left the station in the Super Chief. As he drove the train away from Los Angeles, Jake started having seconde thoughts about his job.

Jake: *Sitting on a bench, looking down at the ground*
Stallion 22: *Arrives* We need u to get ready for the El Capitan.
Jake: Can I drive the train?
Stallion 22: u need to check the baggage.
Jake: Then I quit. *Walks away*
Stallion 22: Have fun looking for another job. You'll never get hired anywhere else.
Jake: We'll see about that.

Jake made a call to the Southern Pacific.

Jake: I heard you're looking for a new engineer.
Southern Pacific Pony: Yes sir,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Saten: *Enjoying muziek on his record player while sitting in his couch, and drinking a glass of water* This is how u enjoy a summer morning. *Hears a doorbell, and walks to his door*
Tareq: *Watches Saten open the door* Hi Saten. I would have called but my line's down. Can I hang out with you?
Saten: Come on inside.
Tareq: *Closes the door* Buddy Holly. Good choice.
Saten: I just bought it a few days ago. How did your run with Jake go yesterday?
Tareq: Not bad. I actually got him to sit down, and shut up.
Saten: Thank god! How did he react?
Tareq: He stayed silent once I told him about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The volgende day, Jake went back to the train station in Albuquerque. Tareq was waiting.

Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Tareq: Oh no.
Jake: Did u know that the Santa Fe was first created in 1859? We've been around for nearly 100 years.
Tareq: Buddy, I'm gonna ask u to shut up. We have a freight train that needs to head into Chicagoat. We're gonna go as far as La Junta in Coltorado. Once we get there, we'll come back on another freight. Are u ready?
Jake: Sure. *Climbs on board with Tareq*


They quickly started their journey north.

Jake: Do u know why our freight engines are painted...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Saten Twist was assigned to teach Jake how to drive passenger trains. He was waiting on the platform, and the Super Chief was due to leave in five minutes.

Saten Twist: *Sitting on a bench, watching a switcher push five diesels onto the Super Chief* There's my power for the train. Now where is that pony with the glasses?
Jake: *Arrives, feeling very happy*
Saten Twist: Alright, u made it.
Jake: Hey. My name's Jake, and I'm a nerd.
Saten Twist: We met yesterday at the bar. I remember your name.
Jake: Well there's a first.
Saten Twist: Follow me. *Walks to the diesels*
Jake: *Following Saten Twist*...
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Source: mauro mi
posted by mariofan14
What is love, really? Is it merely some fool's dream that is only temporarily powerful, of is it the feeling of affection one has for another? Surely, it is of should be the latter, but it can be taken the wrong way. In that matter, that is called lust, meaning an uncontrolled feeling for others that can and will blow away your self-control.

Here's a good example of lust: the affair between Paolo Malatesta and Francesca da Polenta. Paolo was the younger brother of Giovanni, who was to be married to Francesca. This marriage was to be a solidification of peace between their families, probably...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Inside Black Tuesday's tent, Guy got his camera ready.

Guy: Okay. It's a little dark in here, but it should work.
Black Tuesday: Why?
Guy: It has to be bright enough to toon u what I'm about to do. I'd toon u some of my other stop motion videos, but I left those all at home. *Grabs a cup, and puts it on a shelf* Now watch what I do. *Takes a picture of the cup, then nudges it to the left, and takes another picture*
Black Tuesday: Is that all there is to it? Moving a cup from one place to another in the shortest distance possible?
Guy: Unless u want two pictures in your video, it's meer complicated...
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