My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: The Heist : Episode 9

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posted by SomeoneButNoone

Joel - u guys know there is way to clear my account. Pilot!
Pilot - Aye?
Joel - To FBI HQ!
Pilot - Yes sir.
Joel - *wears Kevlar* Those prison clothes are uncomfortable.
Steven - What's the plan?
Damien - Yeah...
Joel - Arson. We burn the hall and take server with my data and break it.
Damien - Sounds easy.
Joel - Oi... Nothing is easy...

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After action - safehouse
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Joel - Woo good to be free.
Damien - u talk like u were there for ages but it wasn't even 12 hours.
Steven - Heh...
Joel - Give me a break..

Dimitri - Good job boys. Your debts were paid... Good luck in your life!
FI - Well guys first call me Jake...
*Jake enters thru doors in skull mask and armor*
Jake - And I have plans with u REALLY hard stuff but it will set u up for years...
Joel - Years?
Jake - We gonna steal royal crown from princess Luna head.
Damien - Oh daumn!
Joel - woa.
Stevsn - Holy shit.
Jake - I told you... Ending New jaar with a bang. Literally and not. So listien up here is plan.

Damien - *enters room* Good dag princess Luna.
Luna - Oh good eavning.
Damien - May I ask where u bought that dress?
Luna - Oh it was made in...

Joel - She took the bait *sits in security room*
Jake - What's with security *drinks at tafel, tabel in main palace room*
Joel - Sleeping tight *looks at dead guard body*
Jake - And Stevsn?
Steven - *stands in garage already with hostages* Pretty easy. I have lure shot on military police... Where is Celestia?
Jake - Damien may shot her and now she is in hospital... It's already new year... Hmmm... *walks to staff only room*
Guard - Sir it- *gets shot*
Jake - Tch... *wears mask* *takes drill and Kevlar out of hidden spot* alright starting drilling in..

Ponies - 5... 4... 3... 2...
Jake - 1! *starts selling as fireworks shoot off*
Ponies - Happy new year!
Damien - *puts mask on and takes out silenced five seven* Nice bedroom Princess Luna!
Luna - *about to scream*
Damien - *aims at her * Don't even think about it not only u will die but all the guests. Hand over the crown.
Joel - How's vault?
Jake - All that money... Ours! Throwing it I'm busje, van right now... Around 1500K? No even more...
Joel - Crown?
Damien - Got it... Luna handcuffed so she won't verplaats and call for help fast.
Joel - Good. And escape?
Steven - *silence*
Joel - Steven
Steven - *Guard voices in background* S-Sorry *uses thermite on self*
Damien - Shit u idiot everyone meet up at escape point!

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Escape point
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Joel - Shit...
*Guards and Steven melted bodies are in there*
Jake - Well he did got shot... *grabs slightly melted mask* but

He made us an escape.

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Seanthehedgehog Excellent writing Dan.

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 51 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* u sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are u talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...

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Twilight's Student Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the top, boven of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking vooruit, voorwaarts to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do u want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: u have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, door having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...

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Con Mane Meets The Hedgehog In Ponyville Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help u with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, u have a visitor.
Mexican General:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 38 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Jeff was soon sitting volgende to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying u were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the dag February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did u think of Gordon's actions when he told u to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: u can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if u will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset door what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When u say surprised, do u mean like an angry kind of surprised, of just surprised?
Jeff:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 17 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After shoveling meer coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is meer like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...

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Hedgehog In Ponyville: Return To Ponyville Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In Ponyville at the pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...

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Ponies On The Rails episode 33 part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Louis soon saw Orion walk into the office.

Louis: hallo you. Are u Orion?
Orion: Yeah, what do u want?
Louis: I want to talk to you.
Orion: About what?
Louis: What u just did.
Orion: Oh boy! Am I going to get fired?! Please brand me!
Louis: I don't work for the Union Pacific, so I can't brand you.
Orion: Oh, well then I'm outta here. *Leaves*
Louis: Orion!
Orion: *Running, jumps off platform, and flies*
Louis: *Flies after Orion*
Orion: *Going high*
Louis: Oh jeez.
Orion: *Flying very fast at very high altitude* Haha!
Louis: I'm not that good at flying.
Orion: Now, which city am I currently flying...

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Ditto returns chapter ten

posted by Canada24

LATER!

Ditto, Dash and appeldrank, applejack gather the rest of the main six.

But first appeldrank, applejack had to think, how exactly was she suppose to break this to Rarity, didn't think that part though.

But, unexpectedly, Dash just went out and zei it, not even giving it enough thought.

Reasonably, Rarity was speechless, and just stood there wild mouthed.

In fact, things were quite for a long while.

"This better not be, some sort of cruel joke" Rarity zei finally.

"In truth.. I didn't believe it either. But I went over there, and well. Found abit of her costume" appeldrank, applejack insisted, and even showed it, to prove she...