My Little pony Friendship is Magic Article: Saten Twist adventures: S3E5 PART 5

posted by Canada24

I had a complaint about being too short.. So made this long..

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Twilight: (shocked) The baby is an alicorn!?

Ditto: (there with Luna, cause there actually a couple now) Seems that way.

Rarity: But... But... But I thought Alicorn wings had to be earned door accomplishing some great, princess-worthy deed!?

Applejack: Yeah. How can u just be born with 'em?

Celestia: The birth of an Alicorn is something Equestria has never seen!

Luna: Yes, it is beyond even our understanding.

Fluttershy: [hushed] That's not very reassuring.

Pinkie Pie: (typical Pinkie Pie excitement) Wow! A unicorn, and a Pegasus! So she could be a super-strong flyer and have crazy baby magic!

regenboog Dash: Well, I know all about super-strong flying!

Twilight: (sudden joy) And I can help keep tabs on her magic!

Flurry Heart: [sneezes, witch causes her to blow a hole though the roof]

Celestia: (nervous) It appears her magic is meer powerful than that of a newborn unicorn!

Ditto: (looks outside) Yes, but crowds have already started to gather.

Pinkie Pie: [inhales randomly appeared balloon] This Crystalling is gonna be some party! [balloon pops]

Cadance: Do u think we should call it off?

regenboog Dash: Um, we've all faced a lot worse than baby magic.

Rarity: I can't imagine cancelling such a beautiful and important ceremony over something so potentially adorable!

Applejack, Fluttershy, Pinkie Pie and regenboog Dash: [general agreement]

Celestia: ... In light of the little one's abilities, this Crystalling might be meer important than ever. [to Cadance] Perhaps u should address your subjects and remind them of that.

Princess Cadance: Yes ma'am (kisses Flurry hart-, hart before she leaves).

Shining Armor: [snoring]

Ditto: Shining Armor! Do u have everything u need for the ceremony?

Shining Armor: [tired] Huh?... Oh, no! I still have to interview the honor guards, choose the purity crystal, and pick a crystaller!

Twilight: Alright, take it easy. Pinkie can stay here with me and keep an eye on the

Applejack: And we'll all help u with everythin' Armor: [snores] ...baby...

Rarity: That is, if u can stay awake long enough to tell us how?

Ditto: Well, u better hurry.

Rarity: (giggles) Yes sir.

Ditto: (to Luna) Come on dear, we should check probably help Cadence.

Luna: Good idea.

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meanwhile inside Sunburst's house, Starlight and Sunburst continue acting awkward around each other, being intentionally vague and exaggerating about what they've been doing since parting ways. Spike looks through Twilight's lijst in zoek of a solution.

Derpy: (in the other room, trying to light joint without anyone knowing).

Spike: hallo Derpy).

Saten: (hides the joint) NOTHING!

Spike: What?

Derpy: Nothing... I was doing nothing.

SPright: Riight.. u have any ideas about ster and Sun.

Derpy: I think shippers are gonna go CRAZY!

Spike: I'm serious.

Derpy: So am I.. Saten and Trixie are gonna be jealous that shippers don't KNOW about them.

Spike: Where IS Saten?

Derpy: I think he left to get a six pack.

Spike: But he just FINISHED a six pack.

Derpy: Yeah.. He has a problem.

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CONVENIENT STORE:

Saten: (enraged) NO BEER!? WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS!?

Cashier: I'm sorry.. What about a latte instead?

Saten: (still angry) No, I don't want a latte! I want a cappuccino and a bosbes, blueberry scone!

Cashier: I.. I only have chocolate chip.

Saten: (still angry) Well that sounds even BETTER!

Cashier: Alright (goes to make them)

Saten: (sighs and waits).

Voice: Still so angry, I see.

Saten: What th... (looks over).. Mom?

Maddy Twist: Hello son.. It's been a while.

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Princess Cadance: [tired, amplified] Dearest citizens, I am sure u are all just as thrilled and ready for this Crystalling as myself and Shining Armor. [crowd cheering]

Shining Armor: [panicked breathing] I'm not ready!

regenboog Dash: Take it easy! Just pick whoever looks the most like honor guard material.

Shining Armor: Right... right. (throws helm over random guard)

Royal guards: [whimpering]

Shining Armor: I'm sorry.. Fatherhood is way meer stressful than I ever thought.

Fluttershy: I can only imagine.

Rarity: Now, I know choosing the crystal of purity is a very important decision. So I have gone through the trouble of arranging them in order from incredibly pure to outrageously pure.

Fluttershy: Um, Rarity, don't they all sort of look the same?

Rarity: Oh, well, to the untrained eye, perhaps. What do u think, Shining Armor?

Shining Armor: [incoherent stammering] I don't know!

Rarity: [hushed] I hope Twilight and Pinkie are having better luck with the baby.

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Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie, hold her still!

Pinkie Pie: I'm tryiiiiiiing!

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The last solstice - Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 5: Those purple eyes

Nocturnal Mirage is startled from his sleep door a sharp clashing sound.

“What?!” the dark blue stallion sits up in his bed rapidly.

He looks around in the large room. It takes him a few seconden to realize where he is. Oh, that’s right… you’re here again… he acknowledges. There’s an opened book on his belly. He fell asleep reading it.

The sound of breaking glass brings him back to reality completely. Mirage shakes his head and puts the book aside. He hears it again. Glass clashing against marble.

“Gosh darn it! The third night in a row!”...

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The last solstice - Chapter 3: Solitude

posted by NocturnalMirage

The last solstice

Chapter 3: Solitude

Luna was right.

I was right too! Mirage thinks.

The Moon goddess zei that her sister will probably greet her new guard in the form of a letter. And Mirage suspected that the alicorn of the Sun was listening. The cobalt stallion smirked. He imagined the picture. The all mighty Celestia, the ruler of Equestria nestles up to the door very closely. Probably with an anxious look on her face, for she worries because her calm loneliness is disturbed.

“Ha!” Mirage exclaims loudly, as the picture he imagined fills up his soul with luscious pleasure for a moment....

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Nightmare Moonraker part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Twilight were in the prison cells on the ship, but they still had a radio.

Twilight: Man, can anypony hear me?
S: Is that u Twilight? Where's Mane?
Con: Right here S. Listen, we need u to call in reinforcements from M.I.3.
S: Is that neccesary? Where are u two?
Russian pony87: *hears radio*
Twilight: Man just do it!
Russian pony87: Who are u talking to?
Twilight: Con man. Nopony else I can talk to.
Russian pony87: Well uh, keep it quiet.
Con: Sure *breaks jail door*
Russian pony74: HEY!
Twilight: *shoots enemy*
Con: *takes pistol*
NMM: Sir? Con & Twilight have escaped.
Drake: Then...

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Nightmare Moonraker part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The two spies went on until they reached the space ships.

Twilight: Man we found the spaceships.
Con: Hey, look over there.
Twilight: They have a map of the cities they're attacking.
Con: San Fran, Tokyo, and Hong Kong.
Twilight: Man if we're to stop those rockets from hitting them cities we have to get on the ship. I have a plan. *teleports them onto ship*
Con: Perfect. We just need to get in disguise now.
Twilight: Right *gets disguise*
Con: *stares at Twilight's ass*
Twilight: May I help you?
Con: u already are *gets in disguise*
Twilight: *gets in disguise* We need to kill everypony in this...

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The New Era... PART 9

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Steven

1 jaar later... Vinyl has been killed and... Dan too... soo... yea...
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ACT |||
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Era End Coming...

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FireDash - I gonna buy bannananana... what?
NightFire - CAN u SHUT UP!
TearDrop - brother... u gonna buy sap for me
NightFire - of course
FireDash - banana... banana... banananana
NightFire - uhhh...
Mare - HELP HELP!
FireDash - huh?
Mare - Undead UNDEAD!
GoldenHorn - HAHAHA IM ALAIVE
NightFire - 0_0
FireDash - bananana wait... OH MY GOD!
NightFire - Hide Behaind Me TearDrop!
GEA Soldier - GO GO GO!!!! *shoot*
GoldenHorn - *teleport*
GEA Soldier...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight, and Pinkie Pie returned to the Ponyville safehouse.

Dan: Where have u two been?
Twilight: Man I just took over some businesses, with help from Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: She knows what to do now.
Dan: Excellent. The Las Pegasus mob says that they will try to attack our safehouse. We gotta prevent them from doing that.
Twilight: No problem.

The Las Pegasus mob soon arrived.

Sean: They're here!!
Twilight: *grabs grease gun* Let's do this.
L.P. ponies: Dan, have your mafia surrender!
Dan: Howabout u screw yourselves?
L.P. ponies: Wrong answer! *fire guns at Dan*
Dan: Wrong verplaats *grabs molotov*...

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MLP Mafias Are Dangerous episode 2 part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

appeldrank, applejack & Rarity went on to rob the bank.

Rarity: *grabs gun*
Applejack: Not yet! Ya have to wait until you're inside the bank!
Rarity: How about this? *makes gun disappear*
Applejack: Now ya have no gun.
Rarity: Oh yes I do, but it's invisible.
Applejack: Alright, let's just rob this bank.
guard: Hello ladies.
Rarity: *shoots guard*
Applejack: *kills other guards*
Rarity: I'm gonna open that vault. *magically opens vault*
Applejack: What are ya'll staring at? A southern pony working with someone british?
normal pony: Uuhhh
Applejack: *kills normal pony*
Rarity: Got the money let's go!
Applejack:...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con & Hattan were taking 20 paces, and then it happened.

Con: *fires gun* Where did Hattan go?
Sneak Peak: She forgot ammo for her gun. You'll have to continue the duel with her that way.
Con: Why didn't u tell me?
Sneak Peak: u were concentrating very well, and I didn't wanna disturb that.
Con: u know, I've never killed a midget before. But there's a first time for everything.
Sneak Peak: I'm offended.
Con: Good. *walks inside*
Sneak Peak: *runs to control room*
Con: *looks around* What kind of a place is this?
Sneak Peak: It's a funhouse. Me & Ms. Scaramanga worked on it together!...

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The Mare With The Golden Gun part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Golden gun

The first Con Mane story to have OC's that aren't mine. Let's begin on a tropical island 8 miles from Hong Kong.

Hattan: *sunbathing* Sneak Peak, can u check the main entrance?
S.P: Right away Ms. Scaramanga.
business pony: Are u Hattan Scaramanga?
Sneak Peak: No, I'm her assisstant.
business pony: Where is she?
Sneak Peak: Go in that way.
business pony: *enters room* Hattan Scaramanga.
Hattan: Hi. I just realised u have your gun, and I don't have mine.
business pony: That's too bad. *shoots gun*
Hattan: *dodges bullet*
S.P: *turns off lights*
business pony: Where are you? toon yourself!
Hattan:...

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MLP Mafias Are dangerous episode 1 part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After returning from St. Foalis we discovered that regenboog Dash was no where to be seen.

Sean: Where'd she go?
Pinkie Pie: She went to be with Scootaloo.

The two pegasi were at Cloudsdale celebrating for Scootaloo. She just passed flight school, and the two were having lunch together.

Scootaloo: Everypony thought I was amazing.
Rainbow Dash: They sure did. What kind of pizza do u want?
Scootaloo: One with sausage, and onions.
Rainbow Dash: Good choices. And to drink?
Scootaloo: I guess I'll have a Dr. Whoover.

Rainbow Dash went to order the pizza, and drinks when she noticed a alicorn fly by....

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The truth about Chrysalis' life: PART 4

posted by soomin1208

At school, in lunch, Cadence sitting alone....

Cadence: *thinking* Maybe...I'm wrong..maybe she is nice... M-
Celestia: hallo Cadence: *sits* Ready for P.E.?
Cadence: I sure am!
Luna: Me too!!! Me too!!!
Discord: hurry up mares! We're gonna be late for P.E.! (Flies to gym)

At last, when the class arrived to the gym....

Coach: Okay class, today, we are playing....DODGEBALL!!!!!!!
All: *sigh*
Coach: Okay, Discord, Chrysalis, and Shining Armor, your a team. Cadence, Celestia, Luna, and Sombra, your the other. Let the dodgeball game...BEGIN!

Celestia: *throws ball at Discord, but misses*
Discord: *throws ball...

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MLP mafias are dangerous episode 1 part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

appeldrank, applejack & Rarity hid the gun in the bathroom, and talked to Dan on the phone.

Rarity: They should be there in a minute.
Dan: I see a continental, is that them?
Applejack: If it's got Nickel Lesscage then that's the one.
Dan: He's not in there, but his crappy sidekick is.
Applejack: Alright, well kill him.
Dan: With pleasure, but I gotta go now.
Manehattan pony23: Dan, so good to see you.
Dan: Yes, but where's Nickel?
Manehattan pony23: Unfortunately he couldn't make it, so he sent his seconde highest ranked pony to be here.
2nd pony: That's me.
Dan: I see. Let's grab some dinner.
Manehattan...

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Pinkie's Treasure Hunt part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Twilight helped Derpy & Octavia escape, then they were making their way off the boat.

Twilight: u two wait here. We need Pinkie since she has the map.
Octavia: Oh perfect. u better get her quickly.
Twilight: Pinkie? Come here.
Pinkie Pie: *hops toward Twilight* Guten Tag Twilight. *laughs*
Twilight: Stop speaking german, and come with me.
Pinkie Pie: Nein, ich bin Deutsch, damit ich sie sprechen kann, wenn ich will.
Twilight: What? *kidnaps Pinkie* Row!
Octavia: Can't u use magic to teleport us?
Twilight: I can, but I'm not teleporting u guys.
Derpy: Aaawww.
Tourist pony 4: *drives...

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The Problem in Sweet appel, appel, apple Acres: Part 3

posted by soomin1208

appeldrank, applejack past the rest of the dag with her friends. And Applebloom past the whole dag with Scootaloo and Sweetie Bell. It was getting dark. A tear rolled down her face as she zei goodbye to her friends, so did AB. AJ and AB went back home pagina to pack.

AJ: Ya'll ready Big Macintosh?
BM: Eeyup.
AJ: And ya'll AB?
AB: Eeyup...
Granny smith: We're all ready.
AJ: .....guess...its time to go...
All: *nods*

They all went to the train station tierd. Finally, when they were all in their seats, Applebloom started to cry a bit. Her sister hugged her tightly.

AB: Ah dont wanna leave...
AJ: Ah dont wanna leave either....But...

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the new series MLP WIF

posted by fefe2002

My little pony what is friendship is a series like my little pony friendship is magic its about a pony named bubble gum and she has so many vrienden and she always party's so she wanted to learn something new that she never bothered to learn it was friendship.Also if she knew how to deal with vrienden she still likes to learn meer about friendship.However she likes to give meer happiness to her vrienden than she has ever done.

and that's my new series so if u want meer information just post on my uithangbord the vragen u want to ask me :)

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An Unexpected Love

posted by mariofan14

It was a glorious dag in the town of Ponyville. Everyone started to get up and go do their errands, even Princess Twilight Sparkle, who didn't leave her friends. She went to visit some ponies to greet them, chat, and then go to her friends. All the colts and fillies were too getting up, but it was for school. Why don't we go to the house of the family of Diamond Tiara, shall we? Even though her family was rich, their house seemed quaint and small. But it looked a little like a mansion on the inside. (Filler: Do not be fooled door common place appearances. It isn't what's on the outside, but what...

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Pinkie's Duel part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Pinkie was sleeping until she heard a horn. She thought it was the trucker, but it was a train passing door her.

Pinkie Pie: *laughs* Thank goodness.

She watched the train, and when it passed she drove off. Then she saw the big rig.

Pinkie Pie: Oh boy.
Trucker: *reving big rig*
Pinkie Pie: *drives toward trucker*
Trucker: *blocks road*
Pinkie Pie: *stops*

Pinkie then went in reverse off the road. She got out of her car, and stopped two ponies driving on the road

Pony 1: What is it ma'am?
Pinkie Pie: The pony in that big rig is trying to kill me. I need your help!
Pony 2: This mare is crazy.
Pony 1:...

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Pepperella (A Cinderella-like story)

posted by mariofan14

(There will be OC ponies in this story. There's Cotton Swirls door MLPFiMFan765, Nikki West door applejackrocks, Peppermint door DisneyFan333, Score Heights door Quillabex, Sugar wolk door misscrazel, and Cakey Cake door yours truly. I hope u all enjoy this.)

It was a great dag in Trottingham, where everyone was going about doing their business as most other ponies would. But for these ponies, it would be different. u see, the cake making alicorn, Cakey Cake, has invited some vrienden over for a cake project that would be shown at a cake toon against many other bakers, including Mr. and Mrs. Cake. She...

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Shadow Ponies part 5 -_-_-Final Fight-_-_-

posted by SomeoneButNoone

Everyone has stop movieng from scare
King of Shadow Ponies - Dan...
Alicorn - Me?
King of Shadow Ponies - Yes Dan u stupid like always hahaha... wait... what the fuck u do there
Dan - I here to defend u from destroying...
Twilight - Equestia
Dan - ... Equestria
King of Shadow Ponies - ummm... shit....
Dan - what little brother do I scare you
King of Shadow Ponies - no... u just... uh how to say... my family
Dan - WHEN u KILL ALL OF OUR FAMILY IT NOT STOP YOU!!!!
King of Shadow Ponies - oh damn it he remember
Dan - I know now all... mom ... dad... sister and little brother... AND YOU!
King of Shadow...

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The Inglourious Hedgehog In Ponyville part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The fight for Canterlot is getting intense. Griffons are outnumbering us, but we won't go down without a fight.

Sean: appeldrank, applejack watch our six. *shoots machine gun at griffons*
Applejack: They're all over the place!
Pinkie Pie: I need meer ammo!
Sean: Just take my gun I got another one.
griffons: STOP! We have u surronded. Ok hedgehog, take us to San Franciscolt.
Sean: And why should I?
griffon: TAKE US TO SAN FRANCISCOLT!
Sean: Chaos Control

Little did the griffons know that we ended up in a different place then they were looking for.

griffon: Cut the unicorns horns.
other griffons: *cut off Twilight,...