Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There u are Stylo. I need u to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's desk
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, u can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: u go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three dag vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide u somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for u to hide. After all, the only thing meer important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is meer important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted door Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot u through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell u it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the heuvel in the freight car* Is it still veilig sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise ezel wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
2 B Continued
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.
Pete: There u are Stylo. I need u to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*
They say down at Pete's desk
Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, u can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: u go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad. I would like to have a three dag vacation.
Pete: I'm afraid your vacation may have to be bigger than that. *Shows Stylo the draft notice* Look what I found.
Stylo: A draft notice?
Pete: That's right. We gotta hide u somewhere, and fast.
Stylo: But sir, I wouldn't-
Pete: Don't worry about it Stylo, we'll find a great spot for u to hide. After all, the only thing meer important than war is running a railroad. Actually, everything is meer important than war.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: But running a railroad is the most important thing ever.
Stylo: Sir, I want to-
Pete: Hide? Good idea. Let's start.
Stylo kept getting interrupted door Pete, so he decided not to say anything.
First, Pete tried hiding Stylo in the yard tower, but no matter where he had Stylo, he was easily visible.
Pete: They'll spot u through the windows no matter what.
Stylo: Now what?
Pete: Let's try a different spot.
Next, Pete tried hiding Stylo in a freight car.
Pete: This is perfect. This freight car is not going anywhere at all, so you'll stay here until I tell u it's safe.
Orion: *Bumps into the car with his switcher*
Stylo: *Rolling down the heuvel in the freight car* Is it still veilig sir?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I try helping him out, and this is the way he repays me. Wise ezel wise cracks.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I really need to think here. I need to find Stylo a hiding place, otherwise, the army will take him away, and send him into Vietnam to die.
2 B Continued
I just want to end this story so it can be out of the way, and
I can stop overbooking myself.
The volgende dag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. u have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. u know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
I can stop overbooking myself.
The volgende dag Trixie knocked on Rarity's door.
Trixie: Well. I did it. I killed them.
Rarity: Oh.. Well. This is awkward... I. kinda.. Changed my mind, and was about to call it off.
Trixie: Oh... I'm still getting paid though right.
Rarity: (sighs) Fine.. (gives her the amount of money she promised too).
Trixie: Thank you. (takes the money). Say. u have any beer?
Rarity: No. Saten came and took the last one.
Trixie: (excitedly) Saten's still in town?
Rarity: I guess.,
Trixie: Great.. u know where he might be.. Because I am totally NOT gonna stalk him.
Rarity: (shrugs unsurely)
THE END
Ending theme.
(theme song/Steven King IT)
AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. u need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew u your whole life.
Saten: u mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew u your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, u always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) u were drunk.
Saten: If it makes u feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if u say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. u need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew u your whole life.
Saten: u mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew u your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, u always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) u were drunk.
Saten: If it makes u feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if u say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..