Saten: (bursts in) Starlight! We need your friend sunburst.
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: u haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought u could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. u know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did u hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do u mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought u were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, u were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for u guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's meer of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard u were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard of not. I'm just surprised. u always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, reading about magic is one thing, but u don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, u don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that u steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated door Twilight and her friends, so u travel through time to get back at them, but they beat u again and teach u about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what u did that u can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did u really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told u he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, u could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped u to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When u showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told u the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if u ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! u need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal hart-, hart so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Sunburst: Why?
Saten: u haven't looked outside, have you?
Sunburst: (looks out the window) Snow? That's... not right. The Crystal Heart-
Saren: It's gone!.. The baby.. It's an Alicorn.
Sunburst: Really?
Starlight: Really! And her magic is a little berserk, and well, sounds like she broke the heart.
Saten: Yes.. But Twilight thinks she can fix it and I thought u could help!
Sunburst: Me?
Saten: Starlight says you're an important wizard in the Crystal Empire! It just makes sense!
Sunburst: Right... right... right right right. u know, I'd like to help, I-I really would. I-I just have so much, um, important wizard work to do around here.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I know you're busy, but did u hear what he said?
Sunburst: Oh, I heard him alright, but like I said, when you're an important wizard, the work just piles up.
Starlight Glimmer: But Sunburst!
Sunburst: [sighs] Look, Starlight, I want to help. I do. But I can't. I wish I could, bu-
Starlight Glimmer: What do u mean?!
Sunburst: Fixing an ancient relic? I-I can't even come close to doing something like that!
Saten: But I thought u were an important wizard!
Sunburst: Well, u were wrong, okay?! I'm not an important wizard! I'm not even a wizard at all!
Saten: Oh... Well your just big fuckin liar aren't yo-
Starlight: (light blocks his mouth and shushes him).
Sunburst: I know it's hard for u guys to understand, but not ALL of us end up achieving greatness.
Starlight Glimmer: What!? Why wouldn't I understand that?
Sunburst: You're the protégé of the Princess of Friendship! I don't think she picks just anybody for that!
Spike: Technically, she's meer of a student than a protégé.
Derpy: (punches Spike's elbow) That's not helping!
Sunburst: Whatever. I'm sorry I'm not the big important wizard u were expecting.
Starlight Glimmer: Sunburst, I don't care if you're a wizard of not. I'm just surprised. u always knew so much about magic. I mean, look at all these books!
Sunburst: Yeah, well, reading about magic is one thing, but u don't know what it was like at magic school! To know so much and not be able to do any of it!
Starlight Glimmer: ... Well, u don't know what it was like to be left behind! And then getting so bitter that u steal the cutie marks from an entire village and then get defeated door Twilight and her friends, so u travel through time to get back at them, but they beat u again and teach u about friendship, but you're so terrified ponies will find out what u did that u can't make any FRIENDS!
(awkward pause).
Sunburst: Did u really travel through time?
Spike: See? I told u he'd be impressed.
Sunburst: I'm sorry we lost touch. Maybe if I had reached out, u could have helped me at magic school, and I could have helped u to...
Starlight Glimmer: Not become totally evil?.. [sighs] Let's just say I know what it's like to have something you're not exactly proud of.
Sunburst: When u showed up thinking I was some big wizard... I'm sorry. I should have told u the truth.
Starlight Glimmer: It's fine. At least we worked it all out. I think Twilight would be proud of us.
Spike: Well, if u ever want to tell her about it, we should probably leave now!
Saten: [gasps] I forgot to tell you! They're evacuating the city! u need to get to the train station, unless you've got a spell here that will drive back the Frozen North and fix the Crystal hart-, hart so the baby can have her Crystalling?
Sunburst: Crystalling...! Of course!
Anti-tank gun
The other changelings responded door signaling to the tank drivers to brand at Green Flame. all this noise caused Pin Tail to wake up and get the 2 troops up. They came to Flame's assistance while carrying their anti-tank artillery gun and set it into position. After a few rounds of their kanon the tanks & changelings in them were all destroyed in only a few minutes. "Was that the enemy?" Green Flame asked Pin Tail. "Not anymore" Tail smiled as he told his friend.
appeldrank, applejack as Rorshach,
Fluttershy as Nite owl II,
Pinkie Pie as The Comedian,
Twilight Sparkle as Dr.Manhattan,
regenboog dash as Ozymandias, and
Rarity as Silk Spectre II.
Excerpt from chapter one:
Rorshach: Dog carcass in an alley way this morning, hoove track on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me, I have seen it`s true face. The streets are extended gutters, and the drains are full of blood and when the gutters finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around their waists, and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!!!" and I`ll whisper "neigh"
filly rarity: hallo u can't do that!!!
Discord: i just did!
Discord: fluttershy i know u will be crying after this!!
Fluttershy: i no i won't u big dumb MEANIE!!!!!!
Discord: oopsie (makes fluttershy be a filly)
filly fluttershy: Hey!!!! (crys)
Discord: regenboog dash u have 2 choices 1 i make u be a filly. 2 i kill u what will it be?
Rainbow: none!!!
Discord: oh well i picked for u! (makes regenboog a filly)
filly dash: hallo u can't do that! (kicks Discord)
Discord: (kicks regenboog back)
Discord: Now that i got u all u have a timer for how long u have to be a filly forever!!!!!!!!!
to be continued.................
