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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted door the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting volgende to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenboog Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Tim & Julia: *Walking out of the barracks, and to their police car*

Episode 2: Flying From Town To Town

Special Guest Stars, Bartholomew Perfect the 55th from SeanTheHedgehog
And Rick Jones from SeanTheHedgehog

Tim: I'm still mad at u for lying about that chase.
Julia: What are u talking about?
Tim: u told the Captain I was driving when our suspect crashed into that garbage truck.
Julia: If you're mad about it, why don't u stop working with me then?
Tim: It's not that serious.
Captain Jefferson: *Arrives* Oh good, u two haven't left yet.
Julia: How come?
Captain Jefferson: u two will stop working together for a while.

Tim, and Julia stared at each other. They weren't expecting the Captain to mention something they were talking about earlier.

Captain Jefferson: Two new recruits just arrived, a little later than scheduled. You're going to work with them for a while.
Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.
Julia: Where are they?

They spotted the new ponies coming outside of the barracks, and walking towards them.

Captain Jefferson: I'd like u two to meet Toby Linnehan, and Red Velvet.
Toby: Hi.
Red: Pleasure to meet you.
Tim: Likewise.
Captain Jefferson: Red, you're working with Julia. Tim, u take Toby around town in one of our Caprices.
Tim: Yes sir. *Walks with Toby to a police car*
Red: Would u like me to drive?
Julia: Sure.

Meanwhile, Toby was thinking about Julia.

Toby: That blue pegasus is smoking hot.
Tim: Yeah, well keep your mind on the radio. *Gets into the driver's seat*
Toby: Alright. *Sits down volgende to Tim*
Tim: *Drives out of the parking lot, and turns left. He drives towards the docks*
Red: *Driving the M4 to the road*
Julia: Turn right.
Red: *Turns right* So how long have u known Tim?
Julia: Since yesterday.
Red: Do u know if he's single?
Julia: With good looks like that, I doubt it.
Red: *Looks at Julia* I want him to be mine.
Julia: Keep your eyes on the road.
Red: *Looks at the road while she drives*
Julia: We're not allowed to datum anyone that we work with.
Red: *Her smile disappears*

Red was driving the police car with Julia sitting volgende to her.

Red: *Turns right, and crosses the railroad tracks. Then she drives under the highway*
Mare: *Running towards them*
Julia: Pull over, and let's see what she wants.
Red: *Pulls over behind a FedEx van*
Mare: u two officers gotta help me. An oranje unicorn stal my Porsche.

Song: link

Tim: *Driving northbound passing a police station, and a hospital*
Dispatch: GT12, be on the lookout for a stolen vehicle. Your target is a Porsche 918 Spyder.

A picture of the car appeared on Tim's front window

Toby: GT12, responding.
Tim: *Turns on the siren, and lights*

In front of them was an intersection. They saw Red, and Julia chasing the Porsche, going to the right.

Tim: *Speeds up, and turns right*
Ponies: *Dealing with a car accident*

The Porsche turned left, and was heading for the Round Freeway. He took another left, and was heading the wrong way.

Julia: *On the radio* He's going against the traffic!
Tim: This guy has to be stopped now.
Red: *Catching up to the Porsche*
Ponies: *Steering out of the way*
Red: *Taps it*

The Porsche spun out of control. Stop the song.

Julia: Suspect has spun out.
Red: *Stops behind the Porsche*
Tim: *Gets in front of the Porsche*

In the car was Bartholomew Perfect The 55th.

Bartholomew: *Gets out* Well, this certainly could have gone better.
Toby: *Gets out* Place your hooves on your head. *Arresting Bartholomew* You're under arrest for Grand Theft.
Bartholomew: Spare me the details.
Toby: u know u could have killed someone going the wrong way? Get in. *Opens the back door*
Bartholomew: *Gets inside the car*
Toby: *Sits volgende to Tim*
Tim: They trained u well. *Turns the car around, and goes off the freeway*
Red: *Follows Tim*

Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: u wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*

Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do u enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do u think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know someone that'll love dating Toby.
Tim: *Turns left, and passes a brand Department, and a hospital* I bet she has curves just like yours.
Julia: Oh stop it. *Playfully hits Tim's shoulder while laughing*
Tim: Here we are. *Stops at Local Consideration*
Julia: Don't go anywhere yet. Stay here until I come out.
Tim: Okay.
Julia: *Gets out of the car, and walks to the shop*
Tim: *Sticks his head out of the window* What do u have planned?
Julia: It's a surprise.
Tim: *Waits*

A few seconden later, a loud engine could be heard inside the shop.

Tim: What is she-
Julia: *Does a burnout on her motorcycle, then stops to the left of Tim's Viper* I just got new tires! What do u think?
Tim: They're nice. They look like tires that have a lot of grip.
Julia: See u tomorrow Tim. *Rides off on her motorcycle*
Tim: *Drives off in his Viper*

It started to get dark, as Tim stopped at a friend's house.

Tim: *Knocks on the door four times*
Rick: *Opens the door, and is excited when he sees who is at the front door* Tim Miller! I haven't seen u in a month.
Tim: Yeah, it's been a long time. Hasn't it?
Rick: Come on in.
Tim: Don't mind if I do. *Walks in*

They sat down at a table. Rick got himself, and Tim a can of 7-Up.

Rick: *Opens his can* So, how's the Police Department treating you? *Drinking his soda*
Tim: Fine. That's actually why I came to see you.
Rick: Why? What's up?
Tim: *Opens his can, and takes a small sip* There's this mare that joined us. She seems to be attracted to me, but we're not allowed to datum other officers.
Rick: Right. Why are u telling me this?
Tim: u zei u wanted a mare to date, and I think she'd be good for you.
Rick: Well, if u say so. How are u going to introduce me?
Tim: Come down to the station as soon as u can, and ask to see me, and Red Velvet. I'll handle everything else once we come to see you.
Rick: I got it. Thanks Tim.
Tim: No problem man. Cheers.

They tapped their soda cans together, and drank what was left inside of it.

volgende morning, Captain Jefferson was talking to his officers in the briefing room.

Captain Jefferson: We're getting reports from the State Troopers of two ponies killing officers for fun. They're currently in Ponyville, but they think the suspects might come towards us. These two guys are wanted door the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania. If they do toon up here, we need to stop them quickly, before anypony gets hurt. We gotta be on our game.
Officers: Yes sir.
Captain Jefferson: That's what I like to hear. Get out there.
Officers: *Leaving*
Julia: Okay Red, it's your turn to operate the radio.
Red: Alright.
Tim: And it's your turn to drive.
Toby: Sweet.

But Toby was not good at driving, and Red wasn't good with operating a radio.

Song: link

Red: *Talking on the radio, but can't remember what straat she's on*
Toby: *Driving after a stolen van, but crashes into a straat lamp*
Red: *Talking on the radio, but drops the receiver*
Julia: *Shakes her head in annoyance*
Tim: *Pointing to a bank robber*
Toby: *Shoots at the bank robber, but shoots two pedestrians instead*
Tim: *Takes the gun out of Toby's hooves*
Toby: *Driving after a suspect behind Julia, but hits her car*
Julia: *Spins out of control*
Toby: *Stops the car*
Tim: What the hell did u stop for?
Toby: To see if Julia's okay.
Tim: She's fine, but you're not supposed to stop for anything when chasing a suspect.
Toby: Other police departments do that.
Tim: Not us. *Sighs* I don't think u have what it takes to drive a car.
Julia: u don't have what it takes to operate a radio.
Red: *Covers her head in shame* I'm sorry.
Julia: *Worried* Wait, don't take it so hard. I'm sorry. u will get better at it, but we neeed some meer training.
Red: *Looks up at Julia* Okay.

The volgende dag was Saturday. Captain Jefferson talked to Julia, and Tim in his office.

Captain Jefferson: So, how did everything go with Toby, and Red?
Tim: Okay. Just don't let Toby drive anytime soon.
Julia: Red needs meer training with operating a radio.
Captain Jefferson: Okay. Everything else went fine though. Right?
Tim: Yes sir.
Mare: *Arrives* Tim Miller?
Tim: Yes?
Mare: A friend of yours named Rick Jones is here to see you, and Red Velvet.
Tim: Perfect. Excuse me. *Goes to talk to Rick*

He arrived the same time Red did.

Red: *Spots Tim* hallo sexy.
Tim: Red, we need to talk.
Red: Anything for you.
Tim: u know we're not allowed to date, right?
Red: What are u talking about?
Tim: We work together. Officers in the same department are not allowed to datum each other.
Red: Bummer.
Tim: However, there is a pony I'd like u to meet. Rick Jones.
Rick: Hi. Tim told me all about you.
Red: And u look sexier than him.
Tim: *Laughs* Okay, u two get yourself acquainted, and I'll see u later.

That night, Rick took Red out to dinner.

Red: You're such a gentlecolt. I like that.
Rick: And u will like this place. I got us reservations at the most expensive restaurant this town has to offer. *Stops the car*

An Acura was speeding down the road.

Rick: *Crossing the straat with Red*
Acura Pony: *Honks his horn, and hits the brakes. He hits Red*
Red: *Flies into the back windshield of an Explorer*
Acura Pony: Oh my goodness. *Gets out*
Rick: Red, are u okay?
Red: *Gets out her police badge*
Acura Pony: i hit a cop.
Police Pony: *Stops in a Nissan Skyline police car* GT3, I got a pony with a red Acura who hit a pedestrian. Send over an ambulance, and a Caprice.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT3.

Red was taken into the hospital to be treated. X rays were taken of her bones, and only her back legs were broken.

Rick: I'm sorry this happened.
Red: It's not your fault.
Tim: The stallion who ran u over has been arrested. He turned himself in.
Red: When do I get back to work?
Tim: Soon. The Captain will talk to u about that.

Two days later, Red returned to work with Toby. She couldn't drive, so she had to work the radio, while Toby would do the driving.

Tim: *Driving the police car*
Julia: It feels great to be back in the M4.
Tim: I'll say.
Dispatch: Attention all units, an important message from Captain Jefferson.
Captain Jefferson: The cop killers have finally entered Gran Turismo. They just entered our town heading southbound. Your target is a black Camaro.

A picture of the car appeared on the front window

Song: link

Tim: *Turns right. He's on the road that the suspects are on, heading towards them*
Julia: Are u thinking what I'm thinking?
Tim: We block the road as soon as we spot our suspect.
Bad Ponies: *Passing a railroad crossing*
Tim: There they are. *Brakes, and slides the car sideways to block the road*
Bad Ponies: *Driving on the sidewalk to avoid Tim*
Tim: *Backs up, and turns left*
Bad Ponies: *Making a left turn*
Tim: *Driving after the bad ponies*
Julia: GT24, we spotted the suspects on Helsun Boulevard.
Red: GT12, westbound on Green Drive. Do u need backup?
Tim: No.
Julia: Negative. We're fine for now. We'll call u when we need backup.
Bad pony 1: *Driving fast, and turns right after passing a police station*
Bad pony 2: u ever been in this city before?
Bad pony 1: No.
Bad pony 2: Well I have. Make a left.
Bad pony 1: *Turns left, and goes over a bridge crossing a river*
Tim: He's heading for the freeway.
Bad pony 1: *Passes an autoshop, then turns right onto the freeway*
Tim: *Catching up*
Bad pony 1: Turn on the nitrous.
Bad pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad pony 1: *Going faster*
Tim: They're using nitrous.
Julia: Two can play at that game.
Tim: Right. *Turns on the nitrous*
Bad pony 2: *Lowers his window, and points out a Micro SMG. He fires twenty bullets at Tim, and Julia*
Tim: *Gets shot in the arm twice, hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Pause the song. The car flipped onto it's side.

Julia: *Grabs the receiver*
Tim: Does the radio still work?
Julia: I'm checking that out now. *Talks in the receiver* GT24, we're out of it. Suspect is turning off the freeway, and onto Green Drive.
Toby: Now's our chance.
Red: GT12, we'll take it from here.
Tim: That's what I was afraid of.

Play the song again.

Bad pony 1: *Passes a police station, brand house, and hospital.*
Toby: *Drives after the suspect after he passes him*
Bad pony 1: *Turns left at the intersection*
Toby: *Turns on his sirens*
Bad pony 2: Dammit. We got another cop on our tail.
Bad pony 1: u know what to do. *Floors it as he passes a Mustang*
Toby: They're getting close to city limits.
Red: What do we do?
Bad pony 2: *Firing bullets at them*
Toby: Return fire.
Red: *Opens her window, and shoots the back tire on the right side of the car*
Bad pony 1: *Loses control, and goes into a field*

Stop the song

Toby: *Stops*
Red: We got them.
Bad pony 2: I'm afraid I'm out of ammo.
Bad pony 1: I knew we should have bought more.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When u read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Toby & Red: *Pointing guns at the bad ponies*
Bad Ponies: *Getting out of the car*
Toby & Red: *Arresting the bad ponies*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
regenboog Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *His voice is heard with Toby's, Julia's, and Red's having a conversation with them in the future* I guess I owe u an apology Toby.
Toby: An apology, what for?
Tim: For not believing that u would be a good driver.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Bad Ponies: *Getting placed in the car*
Red: We just proved that we have what it takes to drive, and operate a radio.
Julia: Yeah, but everything u did after that wasn't too grand.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Toby: Whatever are u talking about?
Tim: Rumor has it that u got in an argument with the state troopers about who would be taking the suspects in.
Toby: *Backing up, but crashes into a State Trooper's police car*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Red: Hey, most of Neigh Jersey's State Troopers are known for having a bad attitude over everything.
Julia: Even so, it doesn't really help since u hit one of their cars.

Police cars furnished door Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Police Pony: *Gets out of the car*
Julia: u two still have a lot to learn.
Police Pony: *Talking to Toby, and Red*
Toby: Damn.
Tim: Hey, it's nothing to be mad about. We went through the same routine too.

Motorcycles furnished door Kawasaki

Julia: I never did.
Tim: Yeah, okay Julia.
Julia: What? I really didn't!
Toby & Red: *Laughing*
Police Pony: *Taking the bad ponies out of Toby's car, and putting them into his*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The two helicopters were getting close to the border separating North, and South Vietnam.

Guy: We're getting towards enemy lines. Where's all the fighting?
Black Tuesday: I don't like the way this looks.
Vietnamese Ponies: *Appearing out of bushes with rocket launchers, and rifles*
Pilot: Look out! We got Charlies on the left!!
Pilot 2: I see them!!
Orion: Take this u son of a-
Vietnamese pony 64: *Shoots Orion*
Orion: *Falls out of the chopper* WhooaaaAAAAAHHHHHH!! *Lands on the ground, and dies*
Vietnamese pony 40: *Shoots a rocket*
Pilot: Look out!!
Pilot 2: *Gets the back of his helicopter hit*...
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added by Jade_23
Source: DeviantArt
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 11, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 7:48 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Song: link

Hawkeye, Stylo, Dan, Mirage, Metal Gloss, and Mike went back to the casino.

Hawkeye: hallo Mike, why don't u play poker door yourself, while we play something else?
Mike: But, didn't we come here to play poker together?
Hawkeye: Uh, who came up with that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo: I didn't think of that.
Mirage: Was it anyone's idea?
Dan: I don't think so.
Metal Gloss: No one zei we were playing poker together.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mike: Oh well. Have fun together. *Goes to play poker door himself*
Metal Gloss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:56 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Going up Sherman Hill, Mirage was with Dan in a freight train.

Mirage: *Looking at the sky* Is it me, of is it getting dark for some reason?
Dan: Dark? What are u talking about?
Mirage: Oh forget it. u pollacks don't understand anything.
Audience: *Laughing*
Dan: u Brits are the ones that don't understand anything.
Mirage: That doesn't bother me, because I'm Hungarian. I have a British accent, but I'm Hungarian, 100%.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*
Mirage: *Continues looking at the sky* It's almost 11, and it's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Slash - Shit...
Guard - I tell u what happend. Those girls got nuts and.
Slash - Shut up.


-I thought he will go for Fluttershy volgende to frame RD but. In the end I was at fault. I followed logic of the type killing. Twilight was universal she could kill anyone. Rarity was a bait out. And eart pony killed eart pony. Following that logic the pegasuses would kill each orther but using a gun in prison.-

Ace - So AppleJack died because of being brutally beaten up door Twilight wich is bullshit because it's clear she got shot.
Slash - vos, fox is in the hurry. Hm..
Ace - So... What do u want to do.
Slash - Investigate........
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
At the hospital, Tim, and Julia went to see Dan. He was laying down in a bed, and had an empty tray in front of him.

Tim: Looks like u just finished lunch.
Julia: How is everything here?
Dan: Fine.
Tim: Who were u pursuing?
Dan: Two ponies. I don't know what they look like, but I did see horns on both their heads, so they're both unicorns.
Julia: What kind of car did they have?
Dan: An old sports car, a yellow AMC Matador.
Tim: Matador?
Julia: Those aren't common.
Dan: And the license plate was C53-SDS.
Tim: Thanks Dan. We'll tell the Captain.

At the station, Captain Jefferson was working on papers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Stargazer's car
Stargazer's car
Song: link

The sun was rising in Gran Turismo, and the sky was a wonderful shade of orange.

Stargazer: *Driving his car at 65 miles an hour*
Black Tuesday: You're gonna get the cops after us before we even meet up with the others.
Stargazer: Don't worry. The cops won't catch us in this fine machine.

A brand new 300 turned onto the road behind them.

Stargazer: Either that's the pony racing us, of it's an undercover cop.
Black Tuesday: Undercover?
Stargazer: Oh yes. The police here have plenty of undercover police cars. Both 300's, and Impalas, and they're all brand new. However, as I zei earlier, they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Tim: Those two keep getting away from us Captain. We need to expand our jurisdiction to Canterlot.
Captain Jefferson: Do u know how difficult that is?
Tim: I understand, but when the suspects get out of Gran Turismo, neither the State Troopers, of CHP can get prepared in time.

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Stargazer: *Holding $500 in front of Black Tuesday* Look at all of this money.
Black Tuesday: That's not a lot.
Stargazer: Maybe so, but if we keep doing what we just did, we'll get meer of this.

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Toby: The stallions know where to go, and when.
Tim: Why don't we use that to our advantage?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:09 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Orion was on his way back to Cheyenne from Denver, after delivering the Iron Ore, and steel. Now the freight cars on his train are empty.

Orion: The adventure never seems to end for those freight cars. They just keep going all over the place, and.. What the fuck am I talking about?
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: *Going down Sherman Hill* Okay, time for my plan.
Mirage: *Backing three diesels onto a freight train*
Dan: *Walking to Mirage's train*
Mike: Where are u two heading?
Dan: Westbound, to Greeley.
Mirage:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 1:39): link

Blue: *Enters Gran Turismo*
State Trooper Pony: All units, State Troopers, and Gran Turismo Police Department, Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine are at it again. Southbound, black Pontiac, Ida, 2, 4, Edward, King, Sam.
Two Undercover Police Ponies: *Driving Impalas*
Undercover Police Pony: Ten-4, we're joining the pursuit.
Tim: *Next to Julia as she drives the M4* GT24 to units chasing Blue, and Aqua, what's your location?
State Trooper Pony: Main Street.
Julia: *Drives*
Tim: Ten-4, joining pursuit from Local Consideration.
Aqua: *Holding a Glock pistol* Turn left at that intersection....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia was driving the M4 Police car, patrolling the Round Freeway, with Tim sitting volgende to her.

Tim: Did Dan tell u the bad news?
Julia: Dan hasn't spoken to me in two days. What happened?
Tim: He, and his partners were pulled out of the Blue Fedora, and Aqua Marine case.
Julia: They must be upset about it.
Tim: Yeah. It was because of something Andy did. He shot a pony when he wasn't supposed to.
Julia: Why? What was the other pony doing?
Tim: He was just visiting a friend, and was taking some things with him. Some apples, a carrot, and he borrowed a PS2 controller, because his wasn't working....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Void - u wanted to meet me.
Dan - Yes. Do u know what holds Valkyries core?
Void - Same as old PCS is SLS.
Dan - Saftey Lock System... So veilig that it can be open. We called it overlock.
Void - So?
Dan - Use it too long and u simply die.

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???
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Nyx - Hmmm... u smell it. The storm is coming.
Blaze - Yes *looks over him* Butyful.
Nyx - So my dear. *looks in he eyes* It's time to interrupt their fun event.


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operation shadow raid
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Dan - Phase 3 end. Phase 4.
Void - Let-
Blaze - Well well well.
-Blaze shows in same Valkyrie but black and red colored-
Blaze - *shoots something to the ground as it...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 14, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 9:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Ponies: *Listening to the loudspeaker at the station*
Loudspeaker Pony: Attention all passengers, happy Valentines Day. The volgende train arriving is The City Of Denver. It's really big, so make sure it doesn't hit you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hawkeye: *Kissing Metal Gloss as he drives a freight train out of the yard*
Metal Gloss: I feel so warm.
Hawkeye: Your face is red. Perhaps it's something I did.
Metal Gloss: Oh, no the heater is too high. *Lowers the temperature on the heater*
Audience: *Laughing*

Snowflake...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 9, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:16 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete: *In his office* Why, are we back here? Go follow Stylo, I know what he's doing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: I wish him good luck too.

Song: link

Two days later at a bar

Stylo: *Drunk, resting his head on the counter in front of him* Oh fuck!!!
Pony 85: *Arrives* Hey.
Stylo: *Picks up his head, and looks at the pony to his right*
Pony 85: I've heard of you.
Stylo: I'm sure u have, now if u don't mind, I'm trying to have a hangover.
Audience: *Laughing*
Pony 85: Somepony named Pierce Hawkins told me about you....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 17 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: Okay, here's what we're going to do. *Loses connection*

Rainbow Dash has left the game

Pinkie Pie: I like that idea. Let's do nothing.
Twilight: She rost connection. It's up to us.
Pinkie Pie: Right u are Twilight. Let's go use the teleporter.

As they were running, twelve zombies started to chase them.

Twilight: *Throws a monkey*
Monkey: That tickles. *Lands between the horde of zombies*
Zombies: *Staying around the monkey*
Monkey: *Kills the zombies* Better luck volgende time zombies.
Twilight: u give me great honor.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter, and plants...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"They zei to colonise the orther world. Noone knew it would end with millions of dead. Officials say that they can be heated as new generation of PCS come out under new name : Valkyries. These one are bigger, in size of typical Ponyville building and are created on look of human. Ponies enlist to army to take on monsters on orther side of gate, where -60 C cold wildness meet them."

Dan - u will not fall back from battlefield!


SomeoneButNoone presents.

Dan - Squadron V-2 are present :

The newest project.

Dan - V-1.1 Captain-Liberator Void V-1.2 seconde Lieutenant Snowflake.

And the main project...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 8 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: *Sees a green light on the map* The mystery box is on the bottom left portion of this map.
Applejack: What are we waitin' for? Let's buy some guns.

Lead door regenboog Dash, the ponies ran up the aisle, heading towards the room they started in, and turned right, to buy the volgende room.

Pinkie Pie: Okay, time for one of u to buy the door now.
Applejack: No Pinkie, u do it. u have enough points to buy both this door, and a gun from the mystery box.
Pinkie Pie: Do not argue with your leader, and buy the door! One of you!
Rainbow Dash: I'll be the mature pony, and buy...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 7 is beginning

Pinkie Pie: *Gets into the teleporter with everypony else* Now remember, we won't use the teleporter until a zombie gets near us. That way, we can kill it with the lightning that comes out.
Twilight: Rightning?
Pinkie Pie: Das is correct.
Zombies: *Appearing from barriers*

The theater started to shake.

Rainbow Dash: Uh-oh. I think we got some new vrienden coming to kom bij the party.
Applejack: *Shoots a zombie* u see what happens when u touch Applejack?
Rainbow Dash: But he didn't even touch you.
Applejack: Exactly.
Pinkie Pie: *Sees a zombie getting very close* Now! *Uses the...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
>>>rebooting system
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Equestrian Labs.
00:05
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Steven - *reads papers* Mhm... I see... Alright *drops paper* Alright... Dan left u unfinished. Time to polish you.

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1 uur later*
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Steven - OK
Scientist #1 - *gives half mechanic hart-, hart to Steven*
Steven - *puts hart-, hart inside* u will feel great... And be allowed to use over-trance.
Scientist #2 - We are ready for additional repairments.
Steven - Splendid! Let's start right away!

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4 hours later
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Void - *wakes up* where.. I am?
Steven - Welcome! u were dead for one year.
Void - Dead......
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