Request

It was another plain night on the moon, where Luna was located. She sighed and said, ''Why couldn't I have been loyal to my sister? Why did she send me to the moon?'' She lied her head down and thought,''Why am I like this...''. She looked up to the stars and saw a constellation. It looked like Princess Celestia. A tear rolled down from Luna's eye, wanting to start over. Then she saw a shooting ster go door and wished,''I wish that I can reunite with my sister...''.

''Princess Celestia!'' One of the royal guards shouted. ''What is it?'' Princess Celestia questioned. ''Princess Luna is returning...

I've been around the block a few times when it comes to shit news. Up until now, I thought the passing of Davy Jones of The Monkees fame last jaar was the worst I would have had to endure. Well, congradu-bucking-lations, Hasbro, for setting the bar lower than competitive taxidermy. u expect us to keep quiet about Derpy Hooves not being on the toon as a Where's Waldo-type character anymore?! No, motherbucker! I would rather watch every My Little pony episode throughout every generation, in sequential order I might add, no matter how crappy the characters looked, in one long-ass marathon, then...