Soccermares Anonymous

Gordon was still in the truck that he got a ride from when this happened.

Truck Driver: *Stops near changeling headquarters*
Changelings: *Pointing gun at Gordon*
Gordon: *Gulps*

Inside changeling headquarters

Queen Chrysalis: Where were u going Gordon?
Gordon: I don't know. I have't decided yet.
Queen Chrysalis: What information were u to collect on the way here?
Gordon: None.
Queen Chrysalis: And you're not even in uniform. What have u done with your papers?
Gordon: Papers? What papers?
Corporal Hothead: Don't be so dumb. What did u do with them? *Staring at Gordon's suit*
Gordon: This is...

Five fan fictions are in this artikel for your enjoyment. Have fun.




Trust regenboog Dash

Everyday, regenboog Dash flies around Ponyville to say hi to her friends.

Rainbow Dash: *Passing door Lyra* Good morning.
Lyra: *Too busy looking at a picture of a human to notice regenboog Dash*
Rainbow Dash: Ah, never mind. I'll say hi to her again later.
Zecora: *Running around Ponyville* There are no stores open!
Rainbow Dash: *Lands volgende to Zecora* Hi Zecora.
Zecora: Rainbow, as much as I'd like to talk to you, I am much too busy.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Zecora: I am...

Twilight: I don't know what happened that led u to make your village without cutie marks, and I'm sorry my vrienden and I had to take it away.

Starlight: (angrily) u want to know what happened to me?! I'll toon you!

SOON AFTER:

Starlight: Because of his cutie mark! He got his, and I didn't! He moved on, and I didn't! I stayed here and never made another friend because I was too afraid another cutie mark would take them away, too!

Twilight: That's ridiculous. A cutie mark can't take your vrienden away.

Starlight: Not everybody's lucky enough to get her cutie mark at the same time as her friends!...

At a station marked Zweibrucken, Labiche was driving 45 miles an hour.

Schmidt: *Sees the station they are passing, and marks their current location on a map* We are home pagina at last. We are in Germaneigh.

But they were really in Vitry Le Francois

Ponies: *Removing the station signs*

Next morning in Rive-Reine, Maurice was watching two ponies in a locomotive half a mile away from him.

Railroad pony 92: *Blows the whistle as he drives forward*
Maurice: *Watching the train go faster, and faster*

It was going too fast, and once it got on the mainline, it derailed. The tracks were blocked.

Maurice:...