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Tim, and Julia met up in the parking lot near their station after their shift ended.

Tim: u wanted to see me?
Julia: I need a ride to Local Consideration.
Tim: Okay. *Walks with Julia to his Viper*


Halfway to Local Consideration, Julia decided to talk to Tim.

Julia: Do u enjoy working with Toby?
Tim: Sure. How's Red treating you?
Julia: She has a crush on you.
Tim: I see.
Julia: What do u think about Toby?
Tim: He thinks you're smoking hot.
Julia: These new guys both have a crush on us.
Tim: I know how to get Red away from me, but I'm not sure how to stop Toby.
Julia: I know...

WindWaker was constant about me seeing this episode.

I did my best to see it.. But I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick.

The heater to my Camper isn't working so I'm sleeping in the cold, because I have no free beds till my sister and brother return to school in Newfoundland..

So yeah.
When I say I've been low key lightweight casually kind of sick I mean I've been definitely TOTALLY fuckin sick.

But I did what I could, and watched the episode..

This is exactly what I excepted from a Diamond Tiera episode..
Despite all my jokes and mockery.
I always sensed a secret sadness in her.
(Fuckin...

real quotes door me..

"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way of anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no meer than what u expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing meer to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable u just want to take everything u own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless u like stupid comedies...

Saten: Derpy I need to your opinion about something?
Derpy: I was gonna tell u the same thing.
If I don't do something about this wrong dag mishap, I'm not sure if Cranky Danky will ever forgive me.
Saten: (not listening) Trixie wants me to try being a better boyfriend. I'm not sure what to do.
Derpy: (also not listening) Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Saten: Maybe I should ask AppleJack for advice. She always tried making me a better boyfriend, but I wasn't listening at the time.. Classic me.
Derpy: I offered Danky a refund but it didn't help too much.
Saten:...

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd u do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money meer then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting u be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did u do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. u changed my voice...

As most of u already know, I've gegeven meer than my two cents about how I feel about what Twilight zei to Sunset Shimmer in the crater near the end of EG1 and I still stand door my opinion that she was out of line when she zei that; regardless of how Sunset acted in the first movie. Over the past couple of days, when thinking about that scene, I've reflected on how I actually feel about Twilight Sparkle as a whole. So I will take this time to give my personal thoughts and feelings about Twilight Sparkle.

When I decided to watch MLP: FiM, I started from the first episode. Twilight in the beginning...

Mortomis was currently working as a cashier at ShopRite.

Customer: *Gives Mortomis a one hundred dollar bill* Thank you.
Mortomis: Thank you. Have a good day. *Looks around, and sees that no one is looking at him. He sticks the hundred dollar bill into his pocket*
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: Tom, and all of the others are idiots. I told them that being a cashier is awesome, and they don't believe me.
Saten Twist: *Appears with two boxes of Cookie Crisps* Hey, how's it going?
Mortomis: Good, and you?
Saten Twist: Fine. Tell me, when did u get this job?
Mortomis: Yesterday.
Saten Twist:...

SeanTheHedgehog & Izfankirby present

Grand Theft Ponies

San Franciscolt, December 1988

The fanfic begins with Gordon, and Case kraker, cracker at Gordon's house. They are watching a football game. The Eagles are beating the Giants 21-10

Gordon: I always told u that the Giants sucked.
Case Cracker: Calm down, halftime just ended. They've had some bad luck is all.
Gordon: No kidding. They'll never win a game.

Suddenly, the phone rings.

Gordon: Ah good. Commercials, and a call. *picks up phone* Hello?
Jim: hallo Gordon, it's Jim. Get Case kraker, cracker with you, and meet me at the Pizzeria on Mane Ashbury....

I want to take this time to talk about one of my two favoriete duos in MLP: FiM. I'll talk about my most favoriete one in my volgende article. But for right now, I wanna talk about one that has a lot of potential, but has never really been utilized all that much in the series: Pinkie Pie and regenboog Dash.

I'm real sucker for this kind of duo. You've got regenboog Dash, the 'cool girl' and Pinkie Pie, the bubbly optimist.

This duo got it's start in the season one episode, 'Griffon the Brush Off.' In that episode, regenboog Dash at first found Pinkie Pie to be annoying, (which was pretty strange considering...