1. you're at the pool and try to walk on water.
2. u attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when u have a lot to do.
3. u try to talk to toads
4. u and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. u make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow brand will come out of your mouth
6. u burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. u wish u had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. u try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. u see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. u try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. u ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. u ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when u get your master's degree.
15. u try to use a brand element jutsu when there's no light
16. u go hunt for Sasuke
17. u threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. u run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that u get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… u say “Believe it!” of “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. u think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… u have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… u cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and u say “Itadakimasu” before u eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. u have Naruto games for video game systems u don’t even have.
30. u name your dog Akamaru of Pakkun
31. u tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. u replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. u feel like u have the Sharingan after u put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like u turn off your Sharingan after u take out the contacts.
35. u paint the Nine-Tailed vos, fox zeehond, seal on your stomach and claim u have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, u think its Nine-Tailed Demon vos, fox trying to get out.
37. u wear a jas in the middle of the summer.
38. u roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. u give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. u jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. u have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge u all as equals.
43. u do something stupid, u claim u were being controlled door the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. u trade in your favoriete hat for a forehead protector.
45. u dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. u get a tattoo of a cursed zeehond, seal on your neck.
47. u don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. u leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re koeler, koelwagen and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes u scream, laugh, applaud, of globaal, algemene just become rather excited.
50. u say naruto quotes
51. u daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, of all of Akatsuki member.
52. u try to make pairings between characters.
53. u try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. u throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. u carry puppets with you.
56. u call your group of vrienden a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, of philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. u wear a gigantic black mantel with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts u know about cells are the ones u learned from Tsunade
61. u have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. u imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. u buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, of face.
64. u always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto forum and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. u spy on girls and call it research.
67. u try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. u carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. u claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all u knew how to do was insult people.
71. u refuse a datum because your saving yourself for Sakura of Sasuke.
72. u have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. u draw symbols on a scroll and try to zeehond, seal a whole in a uithangbord with it.
74. u stay up all night waiting for the release of the volgende manga chapter.
75. u stay up all night waiting for the release of the volgende episode.
76. u call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. u add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your vrienden names and your not Japanese.
78. u follow somebody home pagina and when they ask u why, u tell them it’s part u mission.
79. u use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” of “Did u see my shadow clone pass door here earlier?”
80. u dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. u start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. u try to sign a contract with blood.
84. u hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. u paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. u keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. u try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when u can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. u try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. u drive around with Naruto muziek blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. u take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. u actually get these jokes and pass them on to other vrienden who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this lijst as well
94. u take your time reading all of this
95. u try to kill your best friend because u want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. u yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. u start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. of manga chapter to ur parents of a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. u break your hand door smashing it into a uithangbord screaming: RASENGAN!
2. u attempt to generate shadow doppelgangers when u have a lot to do.
3. u try to talk to toads
4. u and your friend pretend that you're Sasuke/Naruto and try to Rasengan/Chidori each other
5. u make the hand signs, and then hope that somehow brand will come out of your mouth
6. u burst a vein trying to activate Amaterasu
7. u wish u had the Sharingan to cheat on a test
8. you're determined to sample ramen
9. u try to activate Byakugan to see through a 'hot girl/boy's clothes'
10. u see a hypnotist and think 'don't look into their eyes'
11. u try to use your pet for a summoning jutsu
12. u ask your girlfriend to dress like Sakura and dye her hair pink
13. u ask your boyfriend to dress like Sasuke and to act emo and angsty
14. ..you consider yourself a Chuunin after you've graduated high school and a Jounin when u get your master's degree.
15. u try to use a brand element jutsu when there's no light
16. u go hunt for Sasuke
17. u threaten someone with a jutsu and start doing the hand signs for it
18. u run like a ninja
19. ...you stare hard at someone hoping to cast Tsukoyomi on them
20...you try rotating your energy in your palm, hoping to form a rasengan
21...you close your eyes and then open them again hoping that u get the sharingan
22..you try running up a tree
23...… u say “Believe it!” of “Dattebayo” after every sentence… Believe it!
24.. u think about killing your entire family except your little brother… just to test your ability.
25… u have a tattoo on your forehead that says “愛” (LOVE).
26… u cover half of your face and your left eye with a mask.
27. Your not Japanese and u say “Itadakimasu” before u eat
28. Your dreams and daydreams consist of elements from the Naruto world.
29. u have Naruto games for video game systems u don’t even have.
30. u name your dog Akamaru of Pakkun
31. u tell people your dream is to be Hokage.
32. u replace your backpack with a giant gourd.
33. u feel like u have the Sharingan after u put in normal, everyday people contacts.
34. …And feel like u turn off your Sharingan after u take out the contacts.
35. u paint the Nine-Tailed vos, fox zeehond, seal on your stomach and claim u have a demon inside of you.
36. Whenever your stomach rumbles, u think its Nine-Tailed Demon vos, fox trying to get out.
37. u wear a jas in the middle of the summer.
38. u roll your eyes back in your head and shout “Byakugan!”
39. u give people the ‘nice-guy’ pose.
40. u jump into the room, kicking the door yelling “Dynamic Entry!”
41. u have to put on a headband before a major competition.
42. …And want your competition to do it too so people acknowledge u all as equals.
43. u do something stupid, u claim u were being controlled door the Shadow Possession Jutsu.
44. u trade in your favoriete hat for a forehead protector.
45. u dress up like a girl and say it’s your “Sexy Jutsu” (for guys only).
46. u get a tattoo of a cursed zeehond, seal on your neck.
47. u don’t care that your life has started to suck because “it’s not cannon”.
48. u leave your town for two and a half years, come back, and pretend you’re koeler, koelwagen and smarter then before.
49. Any mention of Naruto makes u scream, laugh, applaud, of globaal, algemene just become rather excited.
50. u say naruto quotes
51. u daydream about fighting the likes of Orochimaru, Itachi, of all of Akatsuki member.
52. u try to make pairings between characters.
53. u try to teach your dog ‘Dynamic Marking’.
54. u throw clay birds hoping they’ll explode.
55. u carry puppets with you.
56. u call your group of vrienden a “three man cell”.
57. “Art is a Bang”
58. Your theories in chemistry, psychology, of philosophy class always reference Naruto somehow.
59. u wear a gigantic black mantel with red clouds on it.
60. The only facts u know about cells are the ones u learned from Tsunade
61. u have gotten at least one friend addicted to Naruto.
62. u imagine Mount Rushmore as the Hokage faces.
63. u buy those stickers and stick them on your car, room, of face.
64. u always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.
65. Your on a Naruto forum and it’s 4:00 AM.
66. u spy on girls and call it research.
67. u try to summon a frog in biology class.
68. …by biting your thumb, making hand signs, and thrusting your hand on the floor.
69. u carry around frogs and call yourself “the Toad Sage”.
70. u claim to be an expert on the Japanese language, then get kicked out of Japan on your vacation because all u knew how to do was insult people.
71. u refuse a datum because your saving yourself for Sakura of Sasuke.
72. u have a pet pig named Tonton.
73. u draw symbols on a scroll and try to zeehond, seal a whole in a uithangbord with it.
74. u stay up all night waiting for the release of the volgende manga chapter.
75. u stay up all night waiting for the release of the volgende episode.
76. u call your teachers sensei and your not Japanese.
77. u add the suffixes -chan and -kun to the end of your vrienden names and your not Japanese.
78. u follow somebody home pagina and when they ask u why, u tell them it’s part u mission.
79. u use pick-up lines like “Wanna see my new jutsu?” of “Did u see my shadow clone pass door here earlier?”
80. u dress up a piece of wood and tell people your practicing a substitution technique.
81. u start making hand signs.
82. …And then run at somebody yelling “Chidori!”
83. u try to sign a contract with blood.
84. u hit people over the head if they say something stupid.
85. u paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.
86. u keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.
87. u try to do 200 push-ups and when your not able to, you’ll do 200 squats, and when u can’t do that you’ll try to walk around your town 200 times on your hands.
88. u try and compare people in real life to people in Naruto.
89. u drive around with Naruto muziek blasting out of the car, hoping somebody will recognize them and think your cool.
90. Your in a fight and rub some hot sauce in your eyes, yelling “Sharingan!”
91. u take out a bottle of hot sauce and drink it, shouting “Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! (Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu)”
92. u actually get these jokes and pass them on to other vrienden who are addicted to Naruto
93. …And also try to add to this lijst as well
94. u take your time reading all of this
95. u try to kill your best friend because u want a better sharingan.
96. start to dress up and act like your fave characters.
97. u yell at people for saying 'Naruto' wrong (Ex: Na-ru-do..I HATE THAT Dx)
98. u start to throw plastic kunai around...
99. u start rambling on about the latest shippuden ep. of manga chapter to ur parents of a friend and annoy the crap outta them, lol. (thats me ^.^)
100. u break your hand door smashing it into a uithangbord screaming: RASENGAN!