It's Christmas time in the village and everybody's excited. Here's where the story begins. Kai-Lan and her vrienden are putting up decorations, while Ye Ye is putting out snacks besides them.

Ye Ye: How are the decorations coming along?
Kai-Lan: They're going great.
Ye Ye: [laughs] I'm glad to hear that. Here are some snacks for u guys.
All: Xie Xie!
Ye Ye: Bié kèqì. I know u guys must be getting hungry after all that hard work. Huítóu jiàn!
All: Huítóu jiàn!
Hoho: Kai-Lan, do u think there will be a lot of presents under the boom this year?
Kai-Lan: I hope so, Hoho. It's gonna be very...

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 9
"Once Upon a Rintoo"

[The episode begins where the last episode left off at: Hoholand. Everyone is finished cleaning up the debris and is having fun on each of the rides.]

Rintoo: I can't believe we did it. It took us a long time, but we finally managed to get Hoholand back in operation.
Hoho: u zei it. And after all of that cleaning and repairing, we deserved a little down time. So what do u say: up for a ride on the roller coaster?
Rintoo: Oh, u better believe it.

[Rintoo and Hoho run over to the roller coaster. The roller coaster is a 6 ft....

Kai-Lan's Royal Adventures
Season 2, Episode 2
"Xin Xin and Tain Tain's Bogus Journey"

[The episode begins moments after the aftermath of the last episode. Kai-Lan and her vrienden are in the royal playroom, drawing pictures.]

Kai-Lan: Boy, I hope we don't end up in a situation like that anymore.
Rintoo: [laughs] u zei it. I couldn't think of anything we could do if we did get kicked out the palace.
Kai-Lan: Enough of that. Check out what I just drew.
Rintoo: What is it supposed to be?
Tolee: I think it's supposed to be some sort of truck.
Kai-Lan: You're right, Tolee. It is a truck, but it has a...

The reason I made the switch in titles was I originally was going to have a minor character befall this fate, but after I thought it through a little more, Rintoo seemed like a perfect fit for this whole thing. So... that ends the confusion. Now, for why this fanfic is titled what it's titled.

Rintoo: Okay, guys, get ready to have your brains explode.
Tolee: I'm grossed out door fleshy explosions.
Rintoo: Okay, except for Tolee.
Kai-Lan: If anything happens, we're here for you.
Rintoo: Okay, here we go.
*Rintoo starts his run with a 360 Melon, an easy trick to pull off. He then ramps it up a bit by...

[Rintoo and Spyler runnning and laughing]
Rintoo: I'm going to get yopu.
Spyler: [laughing] u don't stand a chance.
[stomach growling]
Spyler: What was that?
Rintoo: That was my tummy rumbling. All this running around is making me hungry.
[Spyler's stomach growls]
Spyler: Me too. Hey, why don't we go home pagina for lunch.
Rintoo: That's an awesome idea. Hey, Spyler, what do u think is going to be for lunch?
Spyler: I hope there's pinda boter and gelei sandwiches, oh, oh, of maybe hot dogs, of maybe, of maybe
[Rintoo's stomach growls again]
Rintoo: Well, whatever's there is going to taste awesome!
Spyler:...