Name: Niall James Horan
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
ster Sign: Virgo
home pagina Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet u didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a datum he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a overhemd, shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconden with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants of nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath of shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do u have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do u cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
ster Sign: Virgo
home pagina Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet u didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a datum he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a overhemd, shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconden with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants of nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath of shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do u have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do u cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before avondeten, diner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' tafel, tabel for u tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? vis fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are u working as a nurse during the day? u look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death door monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' tafel, tabel for u tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? vis fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are u working as a nurse during the day? u look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death door monkeys in Toy Story 3.
Interviewer: Did u ever think when u were little, that you'd get to the point where people would actually look at you, on their walls?
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did u have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Liam: Well *turns to Louis* you've got sisters aswell, i mean i've got sisters and they used to have posters of their favourite celebrities, so yeah, i've never really though about that.
Interviewer: Who was on you're bedroom walls?
Louis: I, i, i'll confess i had S-Club Juniors on my wall..
*Everyone laughs*
Niall: I went through, like a gangsta phase so i had like 50 cent.
Zayn: Ha, i had Scarface
Louis: God, yeah that makes me sound SO manly.
Interviewer: Harry what did u have?
Harry: I don't know.. i think i had like, Kermit the frog..
Lolas P.O.V
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school door the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my boeken for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are u ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn zei
'Shit, forgot u were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do u want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five commentaren I'll post more.
I woke up at 9:30... SHIT!! I was late for school, again. I thew on an old paur of jeans and my school juper.I grabbbed my bag legged it down the stairs and ran the whole way to school ( I'd usually take the bus to olivia and walk from there ). I got to school door the end of first period. I went to my locked to get my boeken for for irish and maths. Some one came up behind and stared breating on me. I tured round and whackedmy face into some ones arm.'Oh, babe, I didn't mean to hurt ya!' it was Zayn, my boyfriend,' are u ok?'
'I'm fine' then Olivia came over
'You didn't call this morring, again'
'Over slept, again'
'Oh, did ya hear?'
'What? No'
'New guy, 'is names Harry'
'Is he hot'
'yeah, but not as good as Louis'
'You like Louis?' Zayn zei
'Shit, forgot u were here'
'Thanks, anyway, Louis?'
'yeah'
'Do u want to go out with him?'
'yeah'
'Ok, I'll ask'
Thanks for reading, is it any good? if i get at least five commentaren I'll post more.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us volgende time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us volgende time, Louis?